23rd of JUNE - IN or OUT of the EU ...So what's your poison?

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EU, In Or Out?

Let's stick to the Federalised plan, it works for Germany and the USA
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Nothing is broken, let's stay in
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Dunno
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Mr Cameron seems to have worked out a plan that has at the very least started discussion
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Totally out of the EU
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Total votes : 37

Re: 23rd of JUNE - IN or OUT of the EU ...So what's your poison?

Postby Stooo » Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:41 pm

Aziz wrote:
Si_Crewe wrote:
Aziz wrote:I am enjoying Ruth Davidson. :smilin:


Me too.

In the same way that I'd enjoy watching Jimmie Crankie snort coke and then get into a bar-fight.

Who is Jimmie Crankie? :scratch:


Stop being picky or I'll post the whole of Wiki...

The Krankies are a Scottish comedy duo who enjoyed success as a cabaret act in the 1970s and on television in the 1980s, featuring in their own television shows and releasing their own music single. They have regularly appeared in pantomime. The duo comprises wife Janette Tough and her husband Ian. As the Krankies they portray schoolboy Wee Jimmy Krankie (Janette), and paternal figure Ian Krankie (Ian), though in their comedy act they also portray other characters. Beginning in the 1990s, they regularly appeared as The Krankies in episodes of the BBC comedy series French and Saunders.

Contents

1 Biographies
2 Career
2.1 Television
2.2 Music
2.3 Recent career
3 References
4 External links

Biographies

Janette was born on 16 May 1947 in Queenzieburn, North Lanarkshire, Scotland, and Ian on 26 March 1947 in Glasgow, Scotland. The two met in 1966, and were married in 1969.
Career

They began their career as a comedy duo performing various characters, working the comedy circuit. In 1978 they got their "big break" when they were given a place at the Royal Variety Performance.
Television

During the 1980s they were given roles in several television shows, including the BBC's stalwart children's entertainment series Crackerjack.

Crackerjack (1980–1982)
The Krankies Klub[1] (1983–1984)
The Joke Machine (1985)
The Krankies Elektronik Komik[2] (1985–1987)
K.T.V[3] for Border Television (1989–1992)

Music

In early 1981 they released a couple of singles.

"Fan - Dabi - Dozi", their catchphrase, peaked at number 46 in the UK Singles Chart in February 1981.[4]
"Wee Jimmy Krankie" which only charted in Scotland.[citation needed]

Janette also appears as Jimmy Krankie in the video for 2007 Comic Relief single "500 Miles" with The Proclaimers, Brian Potter, Andy Pipkin and other celebrity stars.
Recent career

The pair made recurring appearances in various series of French & Saunders. Janette played, for example, Anadin Skywalker in the Star Wars: The Phantom Menace parody "The Phantom Millennium", and they both appeared in several other movie parodies throughout the series.[5] Her most recent appearance was on the 2005 Christmas Special, in which she appeared in the mock theatre trailers for The Graduate and Chicago. She also appeared in the fifth series of Absolutely Fabulous playing both a midwife and nightmare baby in the episode "Book Clubbin."

In 1999 Janette Tough made a cameo appearance in a season 4 episode of Murder Most Horrid ("Elvis, Jesus, and Zack"). The episode concerns an artist who fakes his death to gain popularity. Janette is seen at the end of the episode, calling Dawn French's character for help faking her own death. Also in 1999 she appeared as Janice, friend of Petula in an episode of Dinnerladies entitled 'Christmas'.

In 2003, "Wee Jimmy Krankie" was voted "The Most Scottish Person in the World" by the readers of The Glasgow Herald. In 2004, Janette was badly injured in a fall during a performance in the pantomime Jack and the Beanstalk, but has since made a full recovery.[6][7][8]

The Krankies appeared in a widely seen advertising campaign for 'stv Bingo'.[9] In 2007, The Krankies appeared in the video for the Comic Relief remake of The Proclaimers' song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)", which featured Brian Potter and Andy Pipkin (fictional characters portrayed by Peter Kay and Matt Lucas respectively).[citation needed]

On the 12 June 2008 they appeared as guests on The Paul O'Grady Show, where they appeared in character at the beginning, before coming on later in the show as themselves. They were promoting a forthcoming tour in which they performed with other "semi-retired" acts such as Frank Carson, Brotherhood of Man, and Jimmy Cricket (all best known in the 1970s and 1980s).

In a 2008 interview, David Tennant (jokingly) suggested that he would like Wee Jimmy Krankie to take over the role of the Doctor in Doctor Who.[10] In 2009, 14 December, they once again were on the Paul O'Grady show for the pantomime special of 'Sleeping Beauty' where Janette played a hooker and Ian played a rampant camel. The duo appeared on ITV's daytime show Loose Women on 25 February 2010.

During the 2010 panto season, the Krankies made a re-appearance to Scottish panto alongside John Barrowman at the SECC for Aladdin. They appeared as the Police, with Janette parodying Susan Boyle and Lady Gaga, and making an appearance as Wee Jimmy Krankie.

In December 2011, during an appearance on BBC Radio Scotland's Stark Talk programme, Ian Tough revealed the couple had enjoyed a colourful sex life at the time when their profile was at its highest in the 1980s, admitting to episodes of swinging. He told the story of one amorous incident where the pair almost sailed off course to France in a small boat while partaking in a sex act.[11]

In December 2015, Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie sparked controversy and accusations of racism when it was announced that Janette Tough would be playing a male Japanese character named Huki Muki.[12][13] Korean American comedian Margaret Cho accused Janette Tough of “yellowface”, which she described as "when white people portray Asian people. And unfortunately it’s happening in this film."[12]

On 24 December 2015, the Krankies appeared on the BBC One programme Pointless, losing out to Su Pollard and Jeffrey Holland to get to the final.
References

"''The Krankies Klub'' - BFI entry". Ftvdb.bfi.org.uk. Retrieved 2010-04-22.
"''Krankies Elektronik Komic''". BBC.co.uk. Retrieved 2010-04-22.
"''Krankies Television'' - BFI entry". Ftvdb.bfi.org.uk. Retrieved 2010-04-22.
Roberts, David (2006). British Hit Singles & Albums (19th ed.). London: Guinness World Records Limited. p. 307. ISBN 1-904994-10-5.
"French & Saunders - Christmas Special 1999". Frenchandsaunders.com. Retrieved 2011-07-16.
"Krankie hurt in beanstalk tumble". BBC News. 2004-12-15. Retrieved 2010-04-22.
"Soap stars save Krankies panto". BBC News. 2004-12-16. Retrieved 2010-04-22.
"Payout after beanstalk accident". BBC News. 2006-12-07. Retrieved 2010-04-22.
stv Bingo
"David Tennant discusses his exit from Doctor Who". London: Guardian. 2008-10-30. Retrieved 2010-04-22.
Wardrop, Murray (19 December 2011). "The Krankies: 'We used to be swingers'". The Telegraph. Retrieved 20 December 2011.
Blumsom, Amy (December 16, 2015). "Ab Fab movie accused of racism". The Daily Telegraph. Retrieved December 24, 2015.
Lydia Smith (December 16, 2015). "Absolutely Fabulous movie and yellowface: Why offensive racial stereotyping still blights Hollywood". International Business Times UK. Retrieved December 24, 2015.

External links

The Krankies official website
Janette Krankie at the Internet Movie Database
Ian Tough at the Internet Movie Database
British Theatre Guide article on Janette Tough's fall in 2004
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Re: 23rd of JUNE - IN or OUT of the EU ...So what's your poison?

Postby ambient » Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:42 pm

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Ask ambient - he should be able to recognise the signs. :dunno:


Do fuck off you little weasel
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Re: 23rd of JUNE - IN or OUT of the EU ...So what's your poison?

Postby McAz » Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:44 pm

Stooo wrote:
Aziz wrote:
Si_Crewe wrote:
Aziz wrote:I am enjoying Ruth Davidson. :smilin:


Me too.

In the same way that I'd enjoy watching Jimmie Crankie snort coke and then get into a bar-fight.

Who is Jimmie Crankie? :scratch:


Stop being picky or I'll post the whole of Wiki...

The Krankies are a Scottish comedy duo who enjoyed success as a cabaret act in the 1970s and on television in the 1980s, featuring in their own television shows and releasing their own music single. They have regularly appeared in pantomime. The duo comprises wife Janette Tough and her husband Ian. As the Krankies they portray schoolboy Wee Jimmy Krankie (Janette), and paternal figure Ian Krankie (Ian), though in their comedy act they also portray other characters. Beginning in the 1990s, they regularly appeared as The Krankies in episodes of the BBC comedy series French and Saunders.

Contents

1 Biographies
2 Career
2.1 Television
2.2 Music
2.3 Recent career
3 References
4 External links

Biographies

Janette was born on 16 May 1947 in Queenzieburn, North Lanarkshire, Scotland, and Ian on 26 March 1947 in Glasgow, Scotland. The two met in 1966, and were married in 1969.
Career

They began their career as a comedy duo performing various characters, working the comedy circuit. In 1978 they got their "big break" when they were given a place at the Royal Variety Performance.
Television

During the 1980s they were given roles in several television shows, including the BBC's stalwart children's entertainment series Crackerjack.

Crackerjack (1980–1982)
The Krankies Klub[1] (1983–1984)
The Joke Machine (1985)
The Krankies Elektronik Komik[2] (1985–1987)
K.T.V[3] for Border Television (1989–1992)

Music

In early 1981 they released a couple of singles.

"Fan - Dabi - Dozi", their catchphrase, peaked at number 46 in the UK Singles Chart in February 1981.[4]
"Wee Jimmy Krankie" which only charted in Scotland.[citation needed]

Janette also appears as Jimmy Krankie in the video for 2007 Comic Relief single "500 Miles" with The Proclaimers, Brian Potter, Andy Pipkin and other celebrity stars.
Recent career

The pair made recurring appearances in various series of French & Saunders. Janette played, for example, Anadin Skywalker in the Star Wars: The Phantom Menace parody "The Phantom Millennium", and they both appeared in several other movie parodies throughout the series.[5] Her most recent appearance was on the 2005 Christmas Special, in which she appeared in the mock theatre trailers for The Graduate and Chicago. She also appeared in the fifth series of Absolutely Fabulous playing both a midwife and nightmare baby in the episode "Book Clubbin."

In 1999 Janette Tough made a cameo appearance in a season 4 episode of Murder Most Horrid ("Elvis, Jesus, and Zack"). The episode concerns an artist who fakes his death to gain popularity. Janette is seen at the end of the episode, calling Dawn French's character for help faking her own death. Also in 1999 she appeared as Janice, friend of Petula in an episode of Dinnerladies entitled 'Christmas'.

In 2003, "Wee Jimmy Krankie" was voted "The Most Scottish Person in the World" by the readers of The Glasgow Herald. In 2004, Janette was badly injured in a fall during a performance in the pantomime Jack and the Beanstalk, but has since made a full recovery.[6][7][8]

The Krankies appeared in a widely seen advertising campaign for 'stv Bingo'.[9] In 2007, The Krankies appeared in the video for the Comic Relief remake of The Proclaimers' song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)", which featured Brian Potter and Andy Pipkin (fictional characters portrayed by Peter Kay and Matt Lucas respectively).[citation needed]

On the 12 June 2008 they appeared as guests on The Paul O'Grady Show, where they appeared in character at the beginning, before coming on later in the show as themselves. They were promoting a forthcoming tour in which they performed with other "semi-retired" acts such as Frank Carson, Brotherhood of Man, and Jimmy Cricket (all best known in the 1970s and 1980s).

In a 2008 interview, David Tennant (jokingly) suggested that he would like Wee Jimmy Krankie to take over the role of the Doctor in Doctor Who.[10] In 2009, 14 December, they once again were on the Paul O'Grady show for the pantomime special of 'Sleeping Beauty' where Janette played a hooker and Ian played a rampant camel. The duo appeared on ITV's daytime show Loose Women on 25 February 2010.

During the 2010 panto season, the Krankies made a re-appearance to Scottish panto alongside John Barrowman at the SECC for Aladdin. They appeared as the Police, with Janette parodying Susan Boyle and Lady Gaga, and making an appearance as Wee Jimmy Krankie.

In December 2011, during an appearance on BBC Radio Scotland's Stark Talk programme, Ian Tough revealed the couple had enjoyed a colourful sex life at the time when their profile was at its highest in the 1980s, admitting to episodes of swinging. He told the story of one amorous incident where the pair almost sailed off course to France in a small boat while partaking in a sex act.[11]

In December 2015, Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie sparked controversy and accusations of racism when it was announced that Janette Tough would be playing a male Japanese character named Huki Muki.[12][13] Korean American comedian Margaret Cho accused Janette Tough of “yellowface”, which she described as "when white people portray Asian people. And unfortunately it’s happening in this film."[12]

On 24 December 2015, the Krankies appeared on the BBC One programme Pointless, losing out to Su Pollard and Jeffrey Holland to get to the final.
References

"''The Krankies Klub'' - BFI entry". Ftvdb.bfi.org.uk. Retrieved 2010-04-22.
"''Krankies Elektronik Komic''". BBC.co.uk. Retrieved 2010-04-22.
"''Krankies Television'' - BFI entry". Ftvdb.bfi.org.uk. Retrieved 2010-04-22.
Roberts, David (2006). British Hit Singles & Albums (19th ed.). London: Guinness World Records Limited. p. 307. ISBN 1-904994-10-5.
"French & Saunders - Christmas Special 1999". Frenchandsaunders.com. Retrieved 2011-07-16.
"Krankie hurt in beanstalk tumble". BBC News. 2004-12-15. Retrieved 2010-04-22.
"Soap stars save Krankies panto". BBC News. 2004-12-16. Retrieved 2010-04-22.
"Payout after beanstalk accident". BBC News. 2006-12-07. Retrieved 2010-04-22.
stv Bingo
"David Tennant discusses his exit from Doctor Who". London: Guardian. 2008-10-30. Retrieved 2010-04-22.
Wardrop, Murray (19 December 2011). "The Krankies: 'We used to be swingers'". The Telegraph. Retrieved 20 December 2011.
Blumsom, Amy (December 16, 2015). "Ab Fab movie accused of racism". The Daily Telegraph. Retrieved December 24, 2015.
Lydia Smith (December 16, 2015). "Absolutely Fabulous movie and yellowface: Why offensive racial stereotyping still blights Hollywood". International Business Times UK. Retrieved December 24, 2015.

External links

The Krankies official website
Janette Krankie at the Internet Movie Database
Ian Tough at the Internet Movie Database
British Theatre Guide article on Janette Tough's fall in 2004

Thank you - I'm not overly familiar with popular culture. :snooty:
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Re: 23rd of JUNE - IN or OUT of the EU ...So what's your poison?

Postby Stooo » Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:45 pm

Aziz wrote:Thank you - I'm not overly familiar with popular culture. :cuppaT:


Nice people actually.
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Re: 23rd of JUNE - IN or OUT of the EU ...So what's your poison?

Postby McAz » Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:48 pm

Stooo wrote:
Aziz wrote:Thank you - I'm not overly familiar with popular culture. :cuppaT:


Nice people actually.


You've met them?
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Re: 23rd of JUNE - IN or OUT of the EU ...So what's your poison?

Postby Keyser » Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:55 pm

Stooo wrote:
Aziz wrote:Thank you - I'm not overly familiar with popular culture. :cuppaT:


Nice people actually.


Hard to imagine them a swingers though! :kinell:
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Re: 23rd of JUNE - IN or OUT of the EU ...So what's your poison?

Postby Stooo » Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:57 pm

Aziz wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Aziz wrote:Thank you - I'm not overly familiar with popular culture. :cuppaT:


Nice people actually.


You've met them?


Yeah, they were local, don't know if they still are. Just a handshake and a 'Hi' down the precinct, they didn't try to stab me or owt, same with the Chuckle brothers :dunno:
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Re: 23rd of JUNE - IN or OUT of the EU ...So what's your poison?

Postby McAz » Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:02 pm

Stooo wrote:
Aziz wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Aziz wrote:Thank you - I'm not overly familiar with popular culture. :cuppaT:


Nice people actually.


You've met them?


Yeah, they were local, don't know if they still are. Just a handshake and a 'Hi' down the precinct, they didn't try to stab me or owt, same with the Chuckle brothers :dunno:

Blimey, I didn't know you were in with the variety crowd - can you speak Polari? :gigglesnshit:
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Re: 23rd of JUNE - IN or OUT of the EU ...So what's your poison?

Postby Stooo » Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:14 pm

Aziz wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Aziz wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Aziz wrote:Thank you - I'm not overly familiar with popular culture. :cuppaT:


Nice people actually.


You've met them?


Yeah, they were local, don't know if they still are. Just a handshake and a 'Hi' down the precinct, they didn't try to stab me or owt, same with the Chuckle brothers :dunno:

Blimey, I didn't know you were in with the variety crowd - can you speak Polari? :gigglesnshit:


:mrgreen:

I went out on the piss with Stan Boardnman and Bernie Clifton once and cunted out Davidson twice, does that count?
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Re: 23rd of JUNE - IN or OUT of the EU ...So what's your poison?

Postby McAz » Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:21 pm

Stooo wrote:I went out on the piss with Stan Boardnman and Bernie Clifton once and cunted out Davidson twice, does that count?

Good enough. :thumbsup:

For reasons too boring to go into I once was required to meet Mike and Bernie Winters. They were brilliantly funny and Bernie in particular was cultured and intelligent in great measure. I came away embarrased at my prior preconceptions.
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Re: 23rd of JUNE - IN or OUT of the EU ...So what's your poison?

Postby Keyser » Tue Jun 21, 2016 9:53 pm

Stooo wrote: :mrgreen:

I went out on the piss with Stan Boardnman and Bernie Clifton once and cunted out Davidson twice, does that count?


For that you deserve a bloody medal. :thumbsup:
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Re: 23rd of JUNE - IN or OUT of the EU ...So what's your poison?

Postby McAz » Tue Jun 21, 2016 10:17 pm

Revealed: One of Brexit's biggest donors is an ex-BNP member who has given £600,000 to Vote Leave

One of the Brexit campaign's biggest donors is a former member of the British National Party, it was revealed today.

Gladys Brammall has donated a total of £600,000 to Vote Leave – the designated Brexit group – over the last two months.

The 88-year-old woman from Sutton Coldfield was revealed as a BNP member when her name and address appeared in the party's membership list after it was leaked by Wikileaks in 2006.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3652353/Brexit-campaign-winning-funding-battle-EU-referendum-attracted-27million-donations-far-Eddie-Izzard-given-cash.html


The far-right - funds with one hand, shoots with the other.
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Re: 23rd of JUNE - IN or OUT of the EU ...So what's your poison?

Postby malamute » Tue Jun 21, 2016 10:42 pm

Just watching highlights of Question Time tonight.

THat Sadiq Khan is a nasty, shouty little man. I believe he's the son of a bus driver isn't he? :pmsl:

HE was so determined to get over that the VOTE LEAVE people are motivated by hate that he was nearly spitting. Can't he get it into his head that millions of people just want to take control of their own country without EU interference and it's nothing to do with hate?
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Re: 23rd of JUNE - IN or OUT of the EU ...So what's your poison?

Postby Keyser » Tue Jun 21, 2016 10:46 pm

malamute wrote:Just watching highlights of Question Time tonight.

THat Sadiq Khan is a nasty, shouty little man. I believe he's the son of a bus driver isn't he? :pmsl:

HE was so determined to get over that the VOTE LEAVE people are motivated by hate that he was nearly spitting. Can't he get it into his head that millions of people just want to take control of their own country without EU interference and it's nothing to do with hate?


Is he?

I have never heard it mentioned either by him or the media. :thud:
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Re: 23rd of JUNE - IN or OUT of the EU ...So what's your poison?

Postby calitom » Tue Jun 21, 2016 11:10 pm

Aziz wrote:Revealed: One of Brexit's biggest donors is an ex-BNP member who has given £600,000 to Vote Leave

One of the Brexit campaign's biggest donors is a former member of the British National Party, it was revealed today.

Gladys Brammall has donated a total of £600,000 to Vote Leave – the designated Brexit group – over the last two months.

The 88-year-old woman from Sutton Coldfield was revealed as a BNP member when her name and address appeared in the party's membership list after it was leaked by Wikileaks in 2006.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3652353/Brexit-campaign-winning-funding-battle-EU-referendum-attracted-27million-donations-far-Eddie-Izzard-given-cash.html


The far-right - funds with one hand, shoots with the other.

what is the point of your post Aziz? you sound manic,desperate. Best to make sound arguments pro instead of using devilogic.
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