Why not dig up Brian Clough?
True he has been dead for 12 years but zombies are trendy atm and he could still do a far better job than all of these jokers the FA are considering.
Victoria wrote:Talking of goals that should never have been given..
Frank39 wrote:Victoria wrote:Talking of goals that should never have been given..
On the not unreasonable assumption that you are referring to Sir Geoff Hurst's goal in the 1966 World Cup Final, the Azerbaijani linesman, Tofiq Bahramov, (often referred to as the Russian linesman), said it crossed the line, and that's good enough for me.
However, on his deathbed, when asked why he'd given it, he is alleged to have replied "Stalingrad."
It was widely assumed that he meant the 1942 battle, where the Soviets beat Germany, and that he 'gave' the goal because he still hated Germany for WW2.
Talking of Sam Allardyce, and the England job, it is not a good idea in my opinion.
If England win a couple of games, he'll be hailed as a misunderstood Messiah, if they lose, it will be, "The wanker, he never was any good."
Now I have to confess to some impure thoughts.
All this talk about bahookies, (which my Scottish great niece assures me is slang for buttocks), and ass kissing, led me to drift off in an armchair, and dream of raining kisses alternately on Vam's rear, and Victoria's bahookie.
I awoke in a cold sweat, recalling my dastardly diabolical reverie, and took a cold shower, begging through chattering teeth for the good Lord to forgive me, for I hadn't been THAT bad throughout my life.
I am now contemplating switching to Catholicism, and spending hours in the confessional, in the hope of maybe getting a hundred Hail Mary's to erase my sins.
Victoria wrote:Frank39 wrote:
On the not unreasonable assumption that you are referring to Sir Geoff Hurst's goal in the 1966 World Cup Final, the Azerbaijani linesman, Tofiq Bahramov, (often referred to as the Russian linesman), said it crossed the line, and that's good enough for me.
However, on his deathbed, when asked why he'd given it, he is alleged to have replied "Stalingrad."
It was widely assumed that he meant the 1942 battle, where the Soviets beat Germany, and that he 'gave' the goal because he still hated Germany for WW2.
Talking of Sam Allardyce, and the England job, it is not a good idea in my opinion.
If England win a couple of games, he'll be hailed as a misunderstood Messiah, if they lose, it will be, "The wanker, he never was any good."
Now I have to confess to some impure thoughts.
All this talk about bahookies, (which my Scottish great niece assures me is slang for buttocks), and ass kissing, led me to drift off in an armchair, and dream of raining kisses alternately on Vam's rear, and Victoria's bahookie.
I awoke in a cold sweat, recalling my dastardly diabolical reverie, and took a cold shower, begging through chattering teeth for the good Lord to forgive me, for I hadn't been THAT bad throughout my life.
I am now contemplating switching to Catholicism, and spending hours in the confessional, in the hope of maybe getting a hundred Hail Mary's to erase my sins.
I've never seen any of the goals in the 1966 World Cup Frank, i was just seeing if anyone would bite.
Along with the European Cup Final in 1967, it's on my list of games i'll never watch.
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