I love a Scottish accent, most accents in fact. They add character I think
JP: (the real one). I don't for one moment think you are a bad poster, but I do think you're not doing yourself any favours how you are posting here. You have been advised many many times to cut back on contacting females in their inbox when you disagree with them. I also find your flirting and sexual innuendo a little much at times. You seem to take issue with women disagreeing with you, and honestly you need to take a look at yourself as to why that is. You're no Retford by a long shot, but allow the funny you (yes you can be witty) to come out. Back off from the messaging and slight stalking you do when a woman disagrees. I seay slight stalking as you did indeed follow both Planets and Lucy to other threads, where they were both interacting nicely with other posters, to start arguing or having little digs/attacks at both of them. There's no need for it, particularly when you post repeatedly that "you disagree and move on", you do not.
Just my opinion of course.