Si_Crewe wrote:Guest wrote:Guest wrote:What a plonker samthefootball is. Wanting a tattoo to remember people he has absolutely no connection to.
He really is an idiot
https://forums.digitalspy.com/discussio ... irst-tatoo
Jeez, what a dickhead. Claims to have won an award for his use of English as well, despite coming across as functionally illiterate.
Was working in Italy with a guy who decided he wanted Kipling's complete poem "If" tattooed on his arm as a big, fancy, sleeve.
He decided that he couldn't wait to get back to the UK and, after investigating, he discovered that it would also be a lot cheaper to have done in Italy.
When it was finished it was a work of art.
Only trouble was that, on closer inspection, it was riddled with spelling mistakes - probably as a result of the tattoo artist being, y'know, Italian and barely speaking English.
Tattoos, eh? Gotta love 'em.
Surely the person having the tattoo done would have brought along a copy of the text.