Lol, my inbox is blowing up!
Right Keyser and Sam, you've both got yourselves banned and here is my advice to you both.
1. Don't piss off the admin.
2. Don't piss off the admin!
Sam, you've been asked to stop your attention seeking threads several times and you have ignored these reasonable requests. Keep on and you will get perma'd just like those before you have after ignoring similar requests. Also, calling me a twat by email is a bit fucking rude so don't do that either.
Keyser, you're currently raping my inbox with some sort of capslock fury. Stop it, I'm not entering into a dialogue with you over this. Sleep off whatever you're on and guest post apologies when the admin that you pissed off are online.