Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

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Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:18 pm

Dean wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Stooo wrote:
jp761 wrote:Oh I assumed he had false teeth. Oops.


He lives on the land.

Well I'm not fucking called flipper am I.
Yes I've evolved more or less to the same point as the rest of you.
Maybe a little bit more than some Brummies who I'll not name that'd be unkind.


Cheeky cunt. We’ve got thumbs and everything now down here...

Well I don't need thumbs not doing that texting bollox all day .....
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Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

Postby Dean » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:19 pm

Poca wrote:
Dean wrote:He’s got a mouth like a row of condemned houses!


Sugar puffs! :laughing:


Like a witch doctors necklace!
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Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

Postby jp761 » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:20 pm

Stooo wrote:
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Stooo wrote:
jp761 wrote:Oh I assumed he had false teeth. Oops.


He lives on the land.
I'm thinking Captain Caveman.


I'm thinking of him living in a pineapple under the sea, the P in JP stands for Patrick, right?

Nuff said...
No it stands for absolutely nothing which is apt for this largely anonymous internet malarkey. I chose 2 letters and numbers totally at random.
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Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:22 pm

jp761 wrote:
Stooo wrote:
jp761 wrote:
Stooo wrote:
jp761 wrote:Oh I assumed he had false teeth. Oops.


He lives on the land.
I'm thinking Captain Caveman.


I'm thinking of him living in a pineapple under the sea, the P in JP stands for Patrick, right?

Nuff said...
No it stands for absolutely nothing which is apt for this largely anonymous internet malarkey. I chose 2 letters and numbers totally at random.

Shouldn't it be A N then?
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Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

Postby Stooo » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:22 pm

jp761 wrote:
Stooo wrote:
jp761 wrote:
Stooo wrote:
jp761 wrote:Oh I assumed he had false teeth. Oops.


He lives on the land.
I'm thinking Captain Caveman.


I'm thinking of him living in a pineapple under the sea, the P in JP stands for Patrick, right?

Nuff said...
No it stands for absolutely nothing which is apt for this largely anonymous internet malarkey. I chose 2 letters and numbers totally at random.


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Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

Postby jp761 » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:25 pm

@Rolls

With respect. No.
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Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

Postby Guest » Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:34 pm

jp761 wrote:@Rolls

With respect. No.


fuck me you're a humourless cunt.
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Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

Postby jp761 » Sat Nov 04, 2017 12:05 am

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jp761 wrote:@Rolls

With respect. No.


fuck me you're a humourless cunt.
You.. taking things too seriously cunt. You missed the dry humour in my comment.

Have a word with yourself. :thumbsup:
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Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Sat Nov 04, 2017 3:10 pm

Stooo wrote:
jp761 wrote:Oh I assumed he had false teeth. Oops.


He lives on the land.

One piece of land I lives on has a great big Tesco on it so that's fairly easy.
Another has a Morrisons and on it goes.
It's got much easier living off the land these days.
I can even get logs for me fire ready cut and dried!
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Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

Postby Text » Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:44 am

My family kept pestering all day to go watch Bladerunners today . They asked me about ten times. I kept saying no.

The title sounded offputting and when they described the plot it sounded even worse.

Not even a promise to treat me to a bite to eat at nando's afterwards would entice me to go. So I just kept saying ''NO, NO NO!'' (Yeah I sounded like Amy Whinehouse!)

They got the message in the end. They meant well but it just didn't sound like the type of stuff that I would enjoy, full stop!!
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Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

Postby Guest » Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:57 am

Canary wrote:My family kept pestering all day to go watch Bladerunners today . They asked me about ten times. I kept saying no.

The title sounded offputting and when they described the plot it sounded even worse.

Not even a promise to treat me to a bite to eat at nando's afterwards would entice me to go. So I just kept saying ''NO, NO NO!'' (Yeah I sounded like Amy Whinehouse!)

They got the message in the end. They meant well but it just didn't sound like the type of stuff that I would enjoy, full stop!!

I get that too. Let's try to get mum to watch something she'll hate.

Exorcist tonight. We've never watched exorcist I want to watch it

Me: yeah ok


Kid: double look

10 mins in

Not really interested in this.

Me inside: hahahahaha hahahahahaaa

Me outside: ok.
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Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

Postby Keyser » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:12 am

Canary wrote:My family kept pestering all day to go watch Bladerunners today . They asked me about ten times. I kept saying no.

The title sounded offputting and when they described the plot it sounded even worse.

Not even a promise to treat me to a bite to eat at nando's afterwards would entice me to go. So I just kept saying ''NO, NO NO!'' (Yeah I sounded like Amy Whinehouse!)

They got the message in the end. They meant well but it just didn't sound like the type of stuff that I would enjoy, full stop!!


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Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

Postby Text » Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:48 pm

Guest wrote:
Canary wrote:My family kept pestering all day to go watch Bladerunners today . They asked me about ten times. I kept saying no.

The title sounded offputting and when they described the plot it sounded even worse.

Not even a promise to treat me to a bite to eat at nando's afterwards would entice me to go. So I just kept saying ''NO, NO NO!'' (Yeah I sounded like Amy Whinehouse!)

They got the message in the end. They meant well but it just didn't sound like the type of stuff that I would enjoy, full stop!!

I get that too. Let's try to get mum to watch something she'll hate.

Exorcist tonight. We've never watched exorcist I want to watch it

Me: yeah ok


Kid: double look

10 mins in

Not really interested in this.

Me inside: hahahahaha hahahahahaaa

Me outside: ok.


Hahaha. Bin there!! :laughing:
They meant well, they had already bought their own tickets online and they seemed keen to invite me along.
Thing is .. if you sit thru a movie you don't enjoy, you'll never get those 2 hours back and I just didn't want to take the chance.



@ Cenobite .. deep stuff huh! :wink:
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Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

Postby Vicky » Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:30 am

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Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:11 am

One of those days so back to bed it is till who knows when tara. :bawlin:
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