Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

[Gabby]

Washed down with a nice 3 litres of White Lightning! Yummy!

White Lightning is for wimps. Some nice Somerset farm cider is what you need. If it doesn't leave you blind or partially paralysed, it needs longer fermenting

The cloudy stuff

[Dean]

Washed down with a nice 3 litres of White Lightning! Yummy!

White lightning?..... isn't that rocket fuel stuff?

Cheese and wine for me ..... with grapes and sliced apple

We only see those kind of meals in glossy magazines round these parts... and if you ever get grapes, it usually means you’re in hospital...

..... would that be those haemorrhoid type grapes?

No!!! I meant the green ones you get when you’re I’ll in hospital... always one...

[Gabby]

I visited a Cider farm too when down that way...... it's all 'farms' and sanctuaries down there... otter farm, butterfly farm.....monkey/donkey sanctuaries ...... anyway did some cider tasting, supposed to spit it out .... merry as hell by the end of it

[Gabby]

Washed down with a nice 3 litres of White Lightning! Yummy!

White lightning?..... isn't that rocket fuel stuff?

Cheese and wine for me ..... with grapes and sliced apple

We only see those kind of meals in glossy magazines round these parts... and if you ever get grapes, it usually means you’re in hospital...

..... would that be those haemorrhoid type grapes?

No!!! I meant the green ones you get when you’re I’ll in hospital... always one...

.... kiss my seedless green ones!

[Keyser]

Washed down with a nice 3 litres of White Lightning! Yummy!

White Lightning is for pussies - three bottles of meths and now you are talking!

[Stooo]

I'm a proper cheese lover ..... the nicest cheese I've ever tasted is Cornish Yarg wrapped in nettles!

Did you know that Yarg is simply the the name of the family that produces the cheese spelt backwards?

[Stooo]

I visited a Cider farm too when down that way...... it's all 'farms' and sanctuaries down there... otter farm, butterfly farm.....monkey/donkey sanctuaries ...... anyway did some cider tasting, supposed to spit it out .... merry as hell by the end of it

Yeah?

Try Bridgwater or Taunton...

[Rolluplostinspace]

The cheese is matured in the caves.

Fuck thats a sweeping statement mate, some are, lots ain't

It was in reference to the cheese Frosty was on about.

Trust me mate, they don't do that at Wookey Hole now........ but they did at one time now remembering the tour guide's words, so i'll give you that.

http://www.wookey.co.uk/cave-aged-cheese/

[Stooo]

I got back on the M5 this afternoon at around three thirty, got up to seventy and watched a stone plunge down on my windscreen. It's a star crack that has spread to the bottom of the glass.

It was pretty random.

[Trapper John]

I got back on the M5 this afternoon at around three thirty, got up to seventy and watched a stone plunge down on my windscreen. It's a star crack that has spread to the bottom of the glass.

It was pretty random.

That M5 is one fuck of a motorway it goes on forever and at the end there is fuck all.

[Stooo]

I got back on the M5 this afternoon at around three thirty, got up to seventy and watched a stone plunge down on my windscreen. It's a star crack that has spread to the bottom of the glass.

It was pretty random.

That M5 is one fuck of a motorway it goes on forever and at the end there is fuck all.

Exeter isn't that bad...

[Keyser]

I got back on the M5 this afternoon at around three thirty, got up to seventy and watched a stone plunge down on my windscreen. It's a star crack that has spread to the bottom of the glass.

It was pretty random.

That M5 is one fuck of a motorway it goes on forever and at the end there is fuck all.

Exeter isn't that bad...

Try Hull - the Bible misspelled it as Hell.

[Trapper John]

I got back on the M5 this afternoon at around three thirty, got up to seventy and watched a stone plunge down on my windscreen. It's a star crack that has spread to the bottom of the glass.

It was pretty random.

That M5 is one fuck of a motorway it goes on forever and at the end there is fuck all.

Exeter isn't that bad...

It is, I got stuck there at 4 in the morning after driving down from Hertfordshire overnight and had to take a 45 minute break. I had no sat nav and the battery on the phone had run out so I couldn't even use google maps and I had very little fuel left to get back to the motorway let alone Essex.

After my break, I tried to get out of the fucking place for over an hour and kept ending up back where I started mainly due to using a map book which took me to roads I couldn't go down.

I still shiver at the thought of the whole fucking pantomime, like eventually finding a garage that was open 24 hrs with just fumes in the tank, only to find it didn't take our 'Key Fuels' card, it was all a nightmare from start to finish. This is how bad it was, I somehow found myself in Okehampton, miles in the opposite direction of where I wanted to go, the only good thing was I found a garage open which took our card.

By the time I got back to my depot I was absolutely shattered and ended up going 50 minutes over the 15 hour maximum daily drive time all coz of that cunting town with no 24 hour garages.

Top it all off, there had been a bad accident which closed the QE2 bridge and it took me over 4 hours to get home on a journey normally taking 20 minutes. It was one of, if not the worst driving day of my entire life and I blame it all on fucking Exeter!

[Vicky]

"I'm fae Glasgow"

He must have left when he was a baby, seeing as he's got an English accent.



Whit a tube.

[Vicky]

"Tube" by the way, is Scottish for idiot.