DS and DTV Part 76.

[Guest]

Thank you, Jason Watkins

https://forums.digitalspy.com/discussio ... 017#latest

Doctors reveal top list of things found inside Vaginas in 2017

1. Scented soap
2. Deodorant lid
3. Bottle cap
4. Penis ring with spikes on
5. Silicon balls. The patient stated these were "You know, for when your husband leaves town."
6. A ball
7. Bike reflector
8. Patient was "on period, inserted non-birth control sponge in vagina so she could swim."
9. Headphones
10. Hot towel
11. "Was having sexual intercourse with boyfriend when he put phone and money in vagina."
12. Clay
13. Candlestick
14. Lollipop
15. Patient was "using massaging urethral vaginal stone balls and the string holding 15 balls together dissolved, can only find 14 balls."
16. Toy magic wand

17. Watkins' knob - oh wait, that would be number 1 on "things NOT found inside vaginas in 2017" - or any other year come to that.

[Lambert]

Just saw this comment by Shaddler https://forums.digitalspy.com/discussio ... t_88715127

[jra]

Thank you, Jason Watkins

https://forums.digitalspy.com/discussio ... 017#latest

Doctors reveal top list of things found inside Vaginas in 2017

1. Scented soap
2. Deodorant lid
3. Bottle cap
4. Penis ring with spikes on
5. Silicon balls. The patient stated these were "You know, for when your husband leaves town."
6. A ball
7. Bike reflector
8. Patient was "on period, inserted non-birth control sponge in vagina so she could swim."
9. Headphones
10. Hot towel
11. "Was having sexual intercourse with boyfriend when he put phone and money in vagina."
12. Clay
13. Candlestick
14. Lollipop
15. Patient was "using massaging urethral vaginal stone balls and the string holding 15 balls together dissolved, can only find 14 balls."
16. Toy magic wand

I wonder how far down the list jra is?

I was there just behind you and then I found there was one cunt inside another, so I left.

[Nucks]

Thank you, Jason Watkins

https://forums.digitalspy.com/discussio ... 017#latest

Doctors reveal top list of things found inside Vaginas in 2017

1. Scented soap
2. Deodorant lid
3. Bottle cap
4. Penis ring with spikes on
5. Silicon balls. The patient stated these were "You know, for when your husband leaves town."
6. A ball
7. Bike reflector
8. Patient was "on period, inserted non-birth control sponge in vagina so she could swim."
9. Headphones
10. Hot towel
11. "Was having sexual intercourse with boyfriend when he put phone and money in vagina."
12. Clay
13. Candlestick
14. Lollipop
15. Patient was "using massaging urethral vaginal stone balls and the string holding 15 balls together dissolved, can only find 14 balls."
16. Toy magic wand

I wonder how far down the list jra is?

I was there just behind you and then I found there was one cunt inside another, so I left.

[bogtrotter]

Thank you, Jason Watkins

https://forums.digitalspy.com/discussio ... 017#latest

Doctors reveal top list of things found inside Vaginas in 2017

1. Scented soap
2. Deodorant lid
3. Bottle cap
4. Penis ring with spikes on
5. Silicon balls. The patient stated these were "You know, for when your husband leaves town."
6. A ball
7. Bike reflector
8. Patient was "on period, inserted non-birth control sponge in vagina so she could swim."
9. Headphones
10. Hot towel
11. "Was having sexual intercourse with boyfriend when he put phone and money in vagina."
12. Clay
13. Candlestick
14. Lollipop
15. Patient was "using massaging urethral vaginal stone balls and the string holding 15 balls together dissolved, can only find 14 balls."
16. Toy magic wand

I wonder how far down the list jra is?

I was there just behind you and then I found there was one cunt inside another, so I left.

Pretty certain the only cunt you've ever seen is when you look in the mirror.

[Guest]

good lord

is there any thread as mean spirited as ' Charity ads are ruining my Christmas viewing'

What was your comment to Madrista about, bit of history there or just an observation from his DS posts?

I see madridsta bottled out of dishing the dirt on HF's reputation

Given his history of disgusting sexual threats, he's wise to keep schtum and not take the moral high ground

[GUEST]

good lord

is there any thread as mean spirited as ' Charity ads are ruining my Christmas viewing'

What was your comment to Madrista about, bit of history there or just an observation from his DS posts?

I see madridsta bottled out of dishing the dirt on HF's reputation

Given his history of disgusting sexual threats, he's wise to keep schtum and not take the moral high ground

What is it about DS and dirty old PMs?

[TheseColoursdontrun]

If you have any hilarious tales of beating up Asians while dressed in your team's colours, LeedsUnited68 would like you to share

https://forums.digitalspy.com/discussio ... 0s-90s-00s

[George]

If you have any hilarious tales of beating up Asians while dressed in your team's colours, LeedsUnited68 would like you to share

https://forums.digitalspy.com/discussio ... 0s-90s-00s

He claims to be a 49 year old too. What a twat

[jra]

Thank you, Jason Watkins

https://forums.digitalspy.com/discussio ... 017#latest

Doctors reveal top list of things found inside Vaginas in 2017

1. Scented soap
2. Deodorant lid
3. Bottle cap
4. Penis ring with spikes on
5. Silicon balls. The patient stated these were "You know, for when your husband leaves town."
6. A ball
7. Bike reflector
8. Patient was "on period, inserted non-birth control sponge in vagina so she could swim."
9. Headphones
10. Hot towel
11. "Was having sexual intercourse with boyfriend when he put phone and money in vagina."
12. Clay
13. Candlestick
14. Lollipop
15. Patient was "using massaging urethral vaginal stone balls and the string holding 15 balls together dissolved, can only find 14 balls."
16. Toy magic wand

I wonder how far down the list jra is?

JRA's hasn't been found in a vagina this side of the 2010

It was unlucky for the rest of us you came out of one.

[jra]

Thank you, Jason Watkins

https://forums.digitalspy.com/discussio ... 017#latest

Doctors reveal top list of things found inside Vaginas in 2017

1. Scented soap
2. Deodorant lid
3. Bottle cap
4. Penis ring with spikes on
5. Silicon balls. The patient stated these were "You know, for when your husband leaves town."
6. A ball
7. Bike reflector
8. Patient was "on period, inserted non-birth control sponge in vagina so she could swim."
9. Headphones
10. Hot towel
11. "Was having sexual intercourse with boyfriend when he put phone and money in vagina."
12. Clay
13. Candlestick
14. Lollipop
15. Patient was "using massaging urethral vaginal stone balls and the string holding 15 balls together dissolved, can only find 14 balls."
16. Toy magic wand

I wonder how far down the list jra is?

I was there just behind you and then I found there was one cunt inside another, so I left.

Pretty certain the only cunt you've ever seen is when you look in the mirror.

I'd be surprised if you are even sure where you live.

[jra]

And don't say I start these things, then proceed to give me hassle if I reply.

[guest]

And don't say I start these things, then proceed to give me hassle if I reply.

Says he as he provocatively flutters his eye-lashes.

[VelvetCat]

If you have any hilarious tales of beating up Asians while dressed in your team's colours, LeedsUnited68 would like you to share

https://forums.digitalspy.com/discussio ... 0s-90s-00s

Sounds like one of the idiots who decided to chase and terrorise 2 16 year old girls at their first match on their own (we used to go with my mates dad) and as we were leaving school soon, went to the WBA vs Leeds match on our own. The Leeds fans decided to trash the away end of The Hawthorns and cause as much trouble as they could, and when me and my mate were leaving the ground to walk home, were chased by some idiots. We were terrified, but thankfully some lads we knew caught us up and walked us through the rest of the trouble.

I'm glad those days are mostly over, leave them in the '80's.

[Goodwife]

And don't say I start these things, then proceed to give me hassle if I reply.

Says he as he provocatively flutters his eye-lashes.

He really didn't though