Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

[measurer]

It's how that flu starts.....if you get a headache or feel unusually tired, it may be it.

[Trapper John]

Feeding the birds in this weather, is costing me more that it costs to fed Jack.

I fill my bird-feeder each morning with seeds and then the wee birds shoogle it about and the seeds drop to the ground and then all the pigeons arrive and eat it.

You sure it's pigeons? maybe you got immigrants living at the bottom of your garden

[measurer]

Feeding the birds in this weather, is costing me more that it costs to fed Jack.

I fill my bird-feeder each morning with seeds and then the wee birds shoogle it about and the seeds drop to the ground and then all the pigeons arrive and eat it.

You sure it's pigeons? maybe you got immigrants living at the bottom of your garden

Tooo cold up here for them. We told them ur area is nice....hardly any snow either.

[Guest]

Feeding the birds in this weather, is costing me more that it costs to fed Jack.

I fill my bird-feeder each morning with seeds and then the wee birds shoogle it about and the seeds drop to the ground and then all the pigeons arrive and eat it.

You sure it's pigeons? maybe you got immigrants living at the bottom of your garden

Tooo cold up here for them. We told them ur area is nice....hardly any snow either.

[NastyNickers]

Apparently my kids school has a Threadworm epidemic.

[Stooo]

Apparently my kids school has a Threadworm epidemic.

And by extension?

[NastyNickers]

Apparently my kids school has a Threadworm epidemic.

And by extension?

My arse has itched since I got the letter.
Daily Ovex for my household.

[Stooo]

Apparently my kids school has a Threadworm epidemic.

And by extension?

My arse has itched since I got the letter.
Daily Ovex for my household.

I read something about reeling them out with pencils...

[NastyNickers]

Apparently my kids school has a Threadworm epidemic.

And by extension?

My arse has itched since I got the letter.
Daily Ovex for my household.

I read something about reeling them out with pencils...

How long are they? The letter said to look for grain of rice sized white ‘threads’.
(Not sure where I’m supposed to be looking, though )

this is much worse than the dreaded nit letter. Sometimes I really regret having kids.

[Stooo]

Apparently my kids school has a Threadworm epidemic.

And by extension?

My arse has itched since I got the letter.
Daily Ovex for my household.

I read something about reeling them out with pencils...

How long are they? The letter said to look for grain of rice sized white ‘threads’.
(Not sure where I’m supposed to be looking, though )

this is much worse than the dreaded nit letter. Sometimes I really regret having kids.

It's not something that I'm going to Google, where's Dis when you need her?

[NastyNickers]

I read something about reeling them out with pencils...

How long are they? The letter said to look for grain of rice sized white ‘threads’.
(Not sure where I’m supposed to be looking, though )

this is much worse than the dreaded nit letter. Sometimes I really regret having kids.

It's not something that I'm going to Google, where's Dis when you need her?

Probably still recovering from the last round of googling...

[Drunk Dalek]

[NastyNickers]

I think I need to go bleach my arsehole.
And get rid of the kids. Is it too late for an abortion?

[measurer]

If you put cellotape - seriously - on the butthole at night, you can catch the head female sometimes and that will help you in the battle against them alongside the meds. Been there and feel your pain. (tho not literally, I would like to add ) lmao

[Holly]

If you put cellotape - seriously - on the butthole at night, you can catch the head female sometimes and that will help you in the battle against them alongside the meds. Been there and feel your pain. (tho not literally, I would like to add ) lmao

...but then you can't fart