Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

[Guest]

What the hell happened to this thread?




I got my jab. How do you get worms (apart from eating salmon sushi) in this day and age?

how are you feeling now, mucker?

[Stooo]

What the hell happened to this thread?




I got my jab. How do you get worms (apart from eating salmon sushi) in this day and age?

how are you feeling now, mucker?

Not too bad, you?

[Guest]

What the hell happened to this thread?




I got my jab. How do you get worms (apart from eating salmon sushi) in this day and age?

how are you feeling now, mucker?

Not too bad, you?

better when i get some food inside me.

[Stooo]

What the hell happened to this thread?




I got my jab. How do you get worms (apart from eating salmon sushi) in this day and age?

how are you feeling now, mucker?

Not too bad, you?

better when i get some food inside me.

Me too, the oven's on

[measurer]

Duct tape works - don't fkn ask me how I know. U catch her it also stops the kids scratching and re-infesting themselves. And I have did this, and tho they hate it - it worked, and we never had to take anything ourselves/ Tell you what tho - my boys are sooooo hygeinic after the toilet now - always wash their hands, and still talk of me taping their arses!!!

Operation duct taping my arse was a failure. I realised for this to even be possible I’d have to shave my errr... yeah. Or maybe schedule a late night waxing, just to be sure. They’d stick to wax too, right?

Wax ur arse - should stick to it then!

I was talking for the children, not you! pmsl

Not me? Pft. It’s going to replace my ‘headache’ excuse.

“Sorry love, not tonight, I’m catching worms”

He'll believe you when he see's what ur doing with a pencil....

[Vam]

Duct tape works - don't fkn ask me how I know. U catch her it also stops the kids scratching and re-infesting themselves. And I have did this, and tho they hate it - it worked, and we never had to take anything ourselves/ Tell you what tho - my boys are sooooo hygeinic after the toilet now - always wash their hands, and still talk of me taping their arses!!!

Operation duct taping my arse was a failure. I realised for this to even be possible I’d have to shave my errr... yeah. Or maybe schedule a late night waxing, just to be sure. They’d stick to wax too, right?

Wax ur arse - should stick to it then!

I was talking for the children, not you! pmsl

Not me? Pft. It’s going to replace my ‘headache’ excuse.

“Sorry love, not tonight, I’m catching worms”

He'll believe you when he see's what ur doing with a pencil....

I'm still having a huge problem with that pencil thing Stooo said...

[jra]

Geek rail info.

DOCUMENTARY: Impossible Railways
On: Yesterday (19)
Date: Tuesday 23rd January 2018 (starting in 12 minutes)
Time: 20:00 to 21:00 (1 hour long)

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Urban Adventures.
From an inverted monorail in Germany to London's epic Crossrail project, discover how ingenious metropolitan railway engineering helps keep our cities running.
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[measurer]

Maybe they are literate?

[Drunk Dalek]

[jp761]

What the hell happened to this thread?




I got my jab. How do you get worms (apart from eating salmon sushi) in this day and age?

how are you feeling now, mucker?

Not too bad, you?

better when i get some food inside me.

Better that than an HB!

[Vam]

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[Guest]

how are you feeling now, mucker?

Not too bad, you?

better when i get some food inside me.

Better that than an HB!

bloody hell, jp, that was actually funny!

[jp761]

how are you feeling now, mucker?

Not too bad, you?

better when i get some food inside me.

Better that than an HB!

bloody hell, jp, that was actually funny!

Cheeky git I do a funny now & again.. some people try too hard!

[jra]

Yea, my mum was a nurse, and she told me this method. Then I remembered she had did it to me, and I was very ill with it. It works if you catch her laying. They only come out at night...

I've seen a film about things coming out at night. 'They mostly only come out at night. Mostly.' Carrie the young girl in Alien.

[Guest]

for some reason i just don't fancy this spag bol any more ...