measurer wrote:Before doing so, would you mind awfully if my typo was corrected to "they hated it"? TYIA.
measurer wrote:Well, glad to make you all laugh and provide some invaluable but perhaps dubious advice, but one we know can help.
(the worms are wise that is why the do so well at survival ).
Night folks
Trapper John wrote:Vicks wrote:Feeding the birds in this weather, is costing me more that it costs to fed Jack.
I fill my bird-feeder each morning with seeds and then the wee birds shoogle it about and the seeds drop to the ground and then all the pigeons arrive and eat it.
You sure it's pigeons? maybe you got immigrants living at the bottom of your garden
Stooo wrote:NastyNickers wrote:Stooo wrote:NastyNickers wrote:Apparently my kids school has a Threadworm epidemic.
And by extension?
My arse has itched since I got the letter.
Daily Ovex for my household.
I read something about reeling them out with pencils...
measurer wrote:Duct tape works - don't fkn ask me how I know. U catch her it also stops the kids scratching and re-infesting themselves. And I have did this, and tho they hate it - it worked, and we never had to take anything ourselves/ Tell you what tho - my boys are sooooo hygeinic after the toilet now - always wash their hands, and still talk of me taping their arses!!!
dis wrote:I woke up in a foul mood, I’m no feeling well and fed up with it but this last few pages have made me laugh.
My brother in laws kids had worms for ages and he stuck fancy plasters on their ass instead of sellotape.
measurer wrote:dis wrote:I woke up in a foul mood, I’m no feeling well and fed up with it but this last few pages have made me laugh.
My brother in laws kids had worms for ages and he stuck fancy plasters on their ass instead of sellotape.
See???? Cheers Dis!
dis wrote:I woke up in a foul mood, I’m no feeling well and fed up with it but this last few pages have made me laugh.
My brother in laws kids had worms for ages and he stuck fancy plasters on their ass instead of sellotape.
NastyNickers wrote:measurer wrote:Duct tape works - don't fkn ask me how I know. U catch her it also stops the kids scratching and re-infesting themselves. And I have did this, and tho they hate it - it worked, and we never had to take anything ourselves/ Tell you what tho - my boys are sooooo hygeinic after the toilet now - always wash their hands, and still talk of me taping their arses!!!
Operation duct taping my arse was a failure. I realised for this to even be possible I’d have to shave my errr... yeah. Or maybe schedule a late night waxing, just to be sure. They’d stick to wax too, right?
NastyNickers wrote:dis wrote:I woke up in a foul mood, I’m no feeling well and fed up with it but this last few pages have made me laugh.
My brother in laws kids had worms for ages and he stuck fancy plasters on their ass instead of sellotape.
And rather fittingly, the kiddy plasters we have in are Hungry Caterpillar ones.
NastyNickers wrote:measurer wrote:Duct tape works - don't fkn ask me how I know. U catch her it also stops the kids scratching and re-infesting themselves. And I have did this, and tho they hate it - it worked, and we never had to take anything ourselves/ Tell you what tho - my boys are sooooo hygeinic after the toilet now - always wash their hands, and still talk of me taping their arses!!!
Operation duct taping my arse was a failure. I realised for this to even be possible I’d have to shave my errr... yeah. Or maybe schedule a late night waxing, just to be sure. They’d stick to wax too, right?
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