Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

[measurer]

Before doing so, would you mind awfully if my typo was corrected to "they hated it"? TYIA.

[Guest]

Before doing so, would you mind awfully if my typo was corrected to "they hated it"? TYIA.

I don't think the can of worms emoji is helping.

[measurer]

Well, glad to make you all laugh and provide some invaluable but perhaps dubious advice, but one we know can help.
(the worms are wise that is why the do so well at survival ).

Night folks

[Guest]

Well, glad to make you all laugh and provide some invaluable but perhaps dubious advice, but one we know can help.
(the worms are wise that is why the do so well at survival ).

Night folks

Goodnight, thanks for the laughs and the education. I feel itchy by association now though.
Not got any tape, might use the Asda Bag for Life.

[Vicky]

Feeding the birds in this weather, is costing me more that it costs to fed Jack.

I fill my bird-feeder each morning with seeds and then the wee birds shoogle it about and the seeds drop to the ground and then all the pigeons arrive and eat it.

You sure it's pigeons? maybe you got immigrants living at the bottom of your garden

No it's pigeons, loads of them.

I get loads of starlings as well, but I don't mind them.

[Vam]

I can't believe what I've been reading over the last 3 pages...I just have...no...words......

But Mes, as usual, had me >>

[Vam]

Apparently my kids school has a Threadworm epidemic.

And by extension?

My arse has itched since I got the letter.
Daily Ovex for my household.

I read something about reeling them out with pencils...

As most people would, right?...

One thing's for sure - I'll never see duct tape in quite the same way again

[NastyNickers]

Duct tape works - don't fkn ask me how I know. U catch her it also stops the kids scratching and re-infesting themselves. And I have did this, and tho they hate it - it worked, and we never had to take anything ourselves/ Tell you what tho - my boys are sooooo hygeinic after the toilet now - always wash their hands, and still talk of me taping their arses!!!

Operation duct taping my arse was a failure. I realised for this to even be possible I’d have to shave my errr... yeah. Or maybe schedule a late night waxing, just to be sure. They’d stick to wax too, right?

[dis]

I woke up in a foul mood, I’m no feeling well and fed up with it but this last few pages have made me laugh.

My brother in laws kids had worms for ages and he stuck fancy plasters on their ass instead of sellotape.

[measurer]

I woke up in a foul mood, I’m no feeling well and fed up with it but this last few pages have made me laugh.

My brother in laws kids had worms for ages and he stuck fancy plasters on their ass instead of sellotape.

See???? Cheers Dis!

[dis]

I woke up in a foul mood, I’m no feeling well and fed up with it but this last few pages have made me laugh.

My brother in laws kids had worms for ages and he stuck fancy plasters on their ass instead of sellotape.

See???? Cheers Dis!

Oh aye, a doctor told him to use sellotape. It’s totally a thing.

[NastyNickers]

I woke up in a foul mood, I’m no feeling well and fed up with it but this last few pages have made me laugh.

My brother in laws kids had worms for ages and he stuck fancy plasters on their ass instead of sellotape.

And rather fittingly, the kiddy plasters we have in are Hungry Caterpillar ones.

[measurer]

Duct tape works - don't fkn ask me how I know. U catch her it also stops the kids scratching and re-infesting themselves. And I have did this, and tho they hate it - it worked, and we never had to take anything ourselves/ Tell you what tho - my boys are sooooo hygeinic after the toilet now - always wash their hands, and still talk of me taping their arses!!!

Operation duct taping my arse was a failure. I realised for this to even be possible I’d have to shave my errr... yeah. Or maybe schedule a late night waxing, just to be sure. They’d stick to wax too, right?

Wax ur arse - should stick to it then!

I was talking for the children, not you! pmsl

[dis]

I woke up in a foul mood, I’m no feeling well and fed up with it but this last few pages have made me laugh.

My brother in laws kids had worms for ages and he stuck fancy plasters on their ass instead of sellotape.

And rather fittingly, the kiddy plasters we have in are Hungry Caterpillar ones.

Ha.

This worm dilemma has cheered me up no end. I’m sorry for your plight but this has been funny to read.

My kids had nits once round just before Christmas years ago and I got them, I’d never had them in my life before and my hair was down past my ass. It was so hard trying to comb it. I remember going mental at my mum saying “I can’t phone someone out the yellow pages to come and comb the nits out my hair”. I ended up just chopping it off.

[Vam]

Duct tape works - don't fkn ask me how I know. U catch her it also stops the kids scratching and re-infesting themselves. And I have did this, and tho they hate it - it worked, and we never had to take anything ourselves/ Tell you what tho - my boys are sooooo hygeinic after the toilet now - always wash their hands, and still talk of me taping their arses!!!

Operation duct taping my arse was a failure. I realised for this to even be possible I’d have to shave my errr... yeah. Or maybe schedule a late night waxing, just to be sure. They’d stick to wax too, right?

Jeez...I hope you tip your beautician REALLY well!