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Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 5:46 pm
by measurer
It's how that flu starts.....if you get a headache or feel unusually tired, it may be it. :ooer:

Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 7:44 pm
by Trapper John
Vicks wrote:Feeding the birds in this weather, is costing me more that it costs to fed Jack.

I fill my bird-feeder each morning with seeds and then the wee birds shoogle it about and the seeds drop to the ground and then all the pigeons arrive and eat it.

:header:


You sure it's pigeons? maybe you got immigrants living at the bottom of your garden :dunno:

Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:10 pm
by measurer
Trapper John wrote:
Vicks wrote:Feeding the birds in this weather, is costing me more that it costs to fed Jack.

I fill my bird-feeder each morning with seeds and then the wee birds shoogle it about and the seeds drop to the ground and then all the pigeons arrive and eat it.

:header:


You sure it's pigeons? maybe you got immigrants living at the bottom of your garden :dunno:


Tooo cold up here for them. We told them ur area is nice....hardly any snow either. :mrgreen:

Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:12 pm
by Guest
measurer wrote:
Trapper John wrote:
Vicks wrote:Feeding the birds in this weather, is costing me more that it costs to fed Jack.

I fill my bird-feeder each morning with seeds and then the wee birds shoogle it about and the seeds drop to the ground and then all the pigeons arrive and eat it.

:header:


You sure it's pigeons? maybe you got immigrants living at the bottom of your garden :dunno:


Tooo cold up here for them. We told them ur area is nice....hardly any snow either. :mrgreen:


:yess:

Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:14 pm
by NastyNickers
Apparently my kids school has a Threadworm epidemic. :yikes:

Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:24 pm
by Stooo
NastyNickers wrote:Apparently my kids school has a Threadworm epidemic. :yikes:


And by extension?

Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:25 pm
by NastyNickers
Stooo wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:Apparently my kids school has a Threadworm epidemic. :yikes:


And by extension?


My arse has itched since I got the letter.
Daily Ovex for my household.

Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:28 pm
by Stooo
NastyNickers wrote:
Stooo wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:Apparently my kids school has a Threadworm epidemic. :yikes:


And by extension?


My arse has itched since I got the letter.
Daily Ovex for my household.


I read something about reeling them out with pencils... :ooer:

Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:32 pm
by NastyNickers
Stooo wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:
Stooo wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:Apparently my kids school has a Threadworm epidemic. :yikes:


And by extension?


My arse has itched since I got the letter.
Daily Ovex for my household.


I read something about reeling them out with pencils... :ooer:


How long are they? The letter said to look for grain of rice sized white ‘threads’.
(Not sure where I’m supposed to be looking, though :ooer:)

this is much worse than the dreaded nit letter. Sometimes I really regret having kids.

Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:38 pm
by Stooo
NastyNickers wrote:
Stooo wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:
Stooo wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:Apparently my kids school has a Threadworm epidemic. :yikes:


And by extension?


My arse has itched since I got the letter.
Daily Ovex for my household.


I read something about reeling them out with pencils... :ooer:


How long are they? The letter said to look for grain of rice sized white ‘threads’.
(Not sure where I’m supposed to be looking, though :ooer:)

this is much worse than the dreaded nit letter. Sometimes I really regret having kids.


It's not something that I'm going to Google, where's Dis when you need her? :ooer:

Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:46 pm
by NastyNickers
Stooo wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:
Stooo wrote:
I read something about reeling them out with pencils... :ooer:


How long are they? The letter said to look for grain of rice sized white ‘threads’.
(Not sure where I’m supposed to be looking, though :ooer:)

this is much worse than the dreaded nit letter. Sometimes I really regret having kids.


It's not something that I'm going to Google, where's Dis when you need her? :ooer:


Probably still recovering from the last round of googling... :leer:

Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 12:21 am
by Drunk Dalek
Image

:ooer:

Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 12:30 am
by NastyNickers
:yikes: :yikes: :yikes: :yikes:

I think I need to go bleach my arsehole.
And get rid of the kids. Is it too late for an abortion?

Re: Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:08 am
by measurer
If you put cellotape - seriously - on the butthole at night, you can catch the head female sometimes and that will help you in the battle against them alongside the meds. Been there and feel your pain. (tho not literally, I would like to add ) lmao

Re: Re: Random Stuff Part Eighteen

PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:19 am
by Holly
measurer wrote:If you put cellotape - seriously - on the butthole at night, you can catch the head female sometimes and that will help you in the battle against them alongside the meds. Been there and feel your pain. (tho not literally, I would like to add ) lmao




...but then you can't fart :paranoid: