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Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:07 pm**

Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:Did I just eat mouse brains?

I am intrigued.

I have trust issues with cats, when I got my last cat's bollocks cut off he came up to my bed, looked me in the eye and pissed all over it.

I get this anti flea squirty thing sent every month by pets at home and he hates it, you have to catch him by surprise and he sulks for days. I zapped him last night and when I got in tonight he was all over me, loads of attention and playfulness, bless him. I had some portioned shit to warm up with some oven chips and they break open all the time, spewing little clouds of mash. Ate my tea and went back to make my sarnies for tomorrow, there's a bit of chip guts on the board and in it goes. Except it was bitter. Bitter enough to cause a reverse gag reflex and aim it straight for the bubbling acid resting in my stomach. I haven't found a mouse corpse yet but I haven't been looking.

TL;DR, I don't trust my cat.

OH

Just don't eat any twiglets if you find any.

Posted: **Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:22 pm**

Think I will be having nightmares tonight

As for The cat, I said they were bastards :ooer:

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:29 pm**

I've just mentioned it in the DS thread

so I wanted to share

Signed - A proud mum

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:56 pm**

What the hell is a progress leader?

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:00 pm**

HobbitFeet wrote:I've just mentioned it in the DS thread

so I wanted to share

Signed - A proud mum

Well done to your little girl, HF. :thumbsup:

She seems happy, content and whip-smart.
Kids are a source of eternal joy and their searing honesty is very refreshing.
Bet you gave her a big squishy hug - not that you'd need an excuse to do so.

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:12 pm**

Drunk Dalek wrote:What the hell is a progress leader?

oh they have these bizarre names now

pastoral comment is her form teacher, and progress is head of year

and thank you Canary, she's not a problem and at 13 that's all we can hope for :mrgreen:

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:30 pm**

HobbitFeet wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:What the hell is a progress leader?

oh they have these bizarre names now

pastoral comment is her form teacher, and progress is head of year

I’m so glad I don’t have kids.

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:48 pm**

HobbitFeet wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:What the hell is a progress leader?

oh they have these bizarre names now

pastoral comment is her form teacher, and progress is head of year

and thank you Canary, she's not a problem and at 13 that's all we can hope for

You're welcome HF!
There is no bigger gift, and no greater joy than a child.
But I also appreciate that not everyone wants children and some women -and men - choose not to have any.
We're all different, and we all make different choices in life.

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:51 pm**

He's gooood! > >

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2018 1:55 pm**

Oh Hobbs, you must be so proud! There’s nothing better than resorts and parents evening.

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:16 pm**

NastyNickers wrote:Oh Hobbs, you must be so proud! There’s nothing better than resorts and parents evening.

Depends where you’re going :gigglesnshit:

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:28 pm**

Drunk Dalek wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:Oh Hobbs, you must be so proud! There’s nothing better than resorts and parents evening.

Depends where you’re going

Fuck me, I swear I’m not really this retarded. It’s my phone, it hates me. :shake head:

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2018 3:05 pm**

NastyNickers wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:Oh Hobbs, you must be so proud! There’s nothing better than resorts and parents evening.

Depends where you’re going

Fuck me, I swear I’m not really this retarded. It’s my phone, it hates me.

thank you NN

I popped it through google translate and it made perfect sense :mrgreen:

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:56 pm**

HobbitFeet wrote:I've just mentioned it in the DS thread

so I wanted to share

Signed - A proud mum

Aw braw

My kids always got reports saying they talked too much and didn't pay attention or put enough effort in, but they were a joy to have in the class, the teachers always said they were kind, looked after other kids, cheery and funny. So basically they just arsed about, no much has changed.

Posted: **Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:15 pm**

HobbitFeet wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:Oh Hobbs, you must be so proud! There’s nothing better than resorts and parents evening.

Depends where you’re going

Fuck me, I swear I’m not really this retarded. It’s my phone, it hates me.

thank you NN

I popped it through google translate and it made perfect sense

I think it has a point though, I need a fucking holiday! :mrgreen:

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