DS thread # 90

[NastyNickers]

In fairness, I use the term "muppet" in an affectionate way, not a rude one. I call my boys muppets all the time. I didn't realise such offence would be taken and my card would be marked.

We need a “if you were a muppet which muppet would you be?” Thread.
Or maybe not.

Most of us would probably be Statler and Waldorf.

[Guest]

Again. Dean calling me a nonce doesn't doesn't merit being totally out of order.

Good massive pile in on me today. You should all be proud of yourselves.

Did you call the police, pervert?

Of course not. You're not worth the time, as you are an oxygen stealing waste of space.

But I could, with a set of screen grabs and see what they have to say. It's all on record, buddy.

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Munch thanks you.

[Guest]

In fairness, I use the term "muppet" in an affectionate way, not a rude one. I call my boys muppets all the time. I didn't realise such offence would be taken and my card would be marked.

We need a “if you were a muppet which muppet would you be?” Thread.
Or maybe not.

Most of us would probably be Statler and Waldorf.

I baggsy animal.

[jra]

Look at the bright side. I haven't posted any shit music.

[Lady Murasaki]

In fairness, I use the term "muppet" in an affectionate way, not a rude one. I call my boys muppets all the time. I didn't realise such offence would be taken and my card would be marked.

We need a “if you were a muppet which muppet would you be?” Thread.
Or maybe not.

Most of us would probably be Statler and Waldorf.

True.
With a bit of Animal and Fozzy Bear mixed in.

[Jem]

Again. Dean calling me a nonce doesn't doesn't merit being totally out of order.

Good massive pile in on me today. You should all be proud of yourselves.

Did you call the police, pervert?

Of course not. You're not worth the time, as you are an oxygen stealing waste of space.

But I could, with a set of screen grabs and see what they have to say. It's all on record, buddy.

They would smile and do nothing.

Look, if this is getting to you, log off. You don't have to read here. People will wind you up because you bite so easily.

It's not a problem, because at the end of the day, I'll still be smiling at what happened. It's no big deal IRL.

So stop with the silly talk about screen grabs and the police. Dean may be obnoxious but he hasn't committed a crime and the police wouldn't do anything.

People make stupid remarks they don't expect to be taken literally all the time. I recently read a post of yours where you told someone to go and fuck themselves up the arse with a strand of barbed wire. Did you actually want them, or expect them, to do it? It's just words on a screen, it's not real life.

[abc]

Look at the bright side. I haven't posted any shit music.

Just diarrhea here.

[Lady Murasaki]

Look at the bright side. I haven't posted any shit music.

Or whole albums of it
I for one am eternally grateful.

[jra]

Again. Dean calling me a nonce doesn't doesn't merit being totally out of order.

Good massive pile in on me today. You should all be proud of yourselves.

He isn't being serious. He's winding you up good and proper.

He isn't, even if you think so. I'm laughing as I'm typing this, as it's so surreal.

Look I haven't phoned the police (as if) and I haven't reported/alerted any posts. So, not that wound up in other words.

[NastyNickers]

In fairness, I use the term "muppet" in an affectionate way, not a rude one. I call my boys muppets all the time. I didn't realise such offence would be taken and my card would be marked.

We need a “if you were a muppet which muppet would you be?” Thread.
Or maybe not.

Most of us would probably be Statler and Waldorf.

True.
With a bit of Animal and Fozzy Bear mixed in.

Did you read my mind?!
I had people in mind for animal and fozzy. Thought better of it though.

[Dean]

Again. Dean calling me a nonce doesn't doesn't merit being totally out of order.

Good massive pile in on me today. You should all be proud of yourselves.

He isn't being serious. He's winding you up good and proper.

He isn't, even if you think so. I'm laughing as I'm typing this, as it's so surreal.

Look I haven't phoned the police (as if) and I haven't reported/alerted any posts. So, not that wound up in other words.

Sounds like you shit ya pants again... are you going to let me call you a nonce with impunity?

[Lady Murasaki]

In fairness, I use the term "muppet" in an affectionate way, not a rude one. I call my boys muppets all the time. I didn't realise such offence would be taken and my card would be marked.

We need a “if you were a muppet which muppet would you be?” Thread.
Or maybe not.

Most of us would probably be Statler and Waldorf.

True.
With a bit of Animal and Fozzy Bear mixed in.

Did you read my mind?!
I had people in mind for animal and fozzy. Thought better of it though.

I think I know who you mean.

[Jem]

He isn't, even if you think so. I'm laughing as I'm typing this, as it's so surreal.

Look I haven't phoned the police (as if) and I haven't reported/alerted any posts. So, not that wound up in other words.

Hmm, not buying it. Screen grabs and threats of police don't really smack of not being bothered at all.

[jra]

Did you call the police, pervert?

Of course not. You're not worth the time, as you are an oxygen stealing waste of space.

But I could, with a set of screen grabs and see what they have to say. It's all on record, buddy.

They would smile and do nothing.

Look, if this is getting to you, log off. You don't have to read here. People will wind you up because you bite so easily.

It's not a problem, because at the end of the day, I'll still be smiling at what happened. It's no big deal IRL.

So stop with the silly talk about screen grabs and the police. Dean may be obnoxious but he hasn't committed a crime and the police wouldn't do anything.

People make stupid remarks they don't expect to be taken literally all the time. I recently read a post of yours where you told someone to go and fuck themselves up the arse with a strand of barbed wire. Did you actually want them, or expect them, to do it? It's just words on a screen, it's not real life.

The forum title is ' A right load of bollox'. Nuff said. However, even so there are boundaries, which shouldn't be crossed like nonce, paeodo, pervert etc. YMMV.

[jra]

He isn't, even if you think so. I'm laughing as I'm typing this, as it's so surreal.

Look I haven't phoned the police (as if) and I haven't reported/alerted any posts. So, not that wound up in other words.

Hmm, not buying it. Screen grabs and threats of police don't really smack of not being bothered at all.

You were saying about winding people up.

That's my version, for now.