Random Stuff Part 21

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Re: Random Stuff Part 21

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu May 03, 2018 1:00 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:It’s Saturday isn’t it?

Don't start that!
I'm now a day younger than I thought.
It counts when your'e older.
It's Friday today but there's been a glitch in the fabric of time I just know it.


Friday is chippy day, we had chippy day yesterday so today is DEFINITELY Saturday.

Something has obviously altered the space time continuum and next there'll be people thinking it's normal for it to be Thursday today.
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Re: Random Stuff Part 21

Postby Lady Murasaki » Thu May 03, 2018 1:02 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:It’s Saturday isn’t it?

Don't start that!
I'm now a day younger than I thought.
It counts when your'e older.
It's Friday today but there's been a glitch in the fabric of time I just know it.


Friday is chippy day, we had chippy day yesterday so today is DEFINITELY Saturday.

Something has obviously altered the space time continuum and next there'll be people thinking it's normal for it to be Thursday today.


Only abnormal people (ie. dogs posters) think today is Thursday.
Not that I mind, it means we get chippy day again tomorrow.
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Re: Random Stuff Part 21

Postby Kiki » Thu May 03, 2018 2:00 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:It’s Saturday isn’t it?

Don't start that!
I'm now a day younger than I thought.
It counts when your'e older.
It's Friday today but there's been a glitch in the fabric of time I just know it.


Friday is chippy day, we had chippy day yesterday so today is DEFINITELY Saturday.

Something has obviously altered the space time continuum and next there'll be people thinking it's normal for it to be Thursday today.


Only abnormal people (ie. dogs posters) think today is Thursday.
Not that I mind, it means we get chippy day again tomorrow.[/quote]


That tickled me! :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Random Stuff Part 21

Postby Text » Thu May 03, 2018 3:05 pm

Funny you's should say that.
I will be cooking fish, but that's cos I simply fancy it. Not cos I think it's Friday. :ooer:
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Re: Random Stuff Part 21

Postby Trapper John » Thu May 03, 2018 3:41 pm

Canary wrote:Funny you's should say that.
I will be cooking fish, but that's cos I simply fancy it. Not cos I think it's Friday. :ooer:


Was it the smell that reminded you to have fish? - go see a doctor.
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Re: Random Stuff Part 21

Postby Stooo » Thu May 03, 2018 5:59 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:It’s Saturday isn’t it?

Don't start that!
I'm now a day younger than I thought.
It counts when your'e older.
It's Friday today but there's been a glitch in the fabric of time I just know it.


Friday is chippy day, we had chippy day yesterday so today is DEFINITELY Saturday.

Something has obviously altered the space time continuum and next there'll be people thinking it's normal for it to be Thursday today.


Terry at the burger van was at pains to tell me that he won't be in on Monday.

It's fucking Thursday Tel, let me know tomorrow :ooer:
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Re: Random Stuff Part 21

Postby Text » Thu May 03, 2018 9:55 pm

Trapper John wrote:
Canary wrote:Funny you's should say that.
I will be cooking fish, but that's cos I simply fancy it. Not cos I think it's Friday. :ooer:


Was it the smell that reminded you to have fish? - go see a doctor.


Most men stop making these types of juvenile fishy jokes at high school. :yikes:
My doctor's got no time for any other patients, she's too busy sorting out your ..... ahem .... *gorgonzola problem*. :slap:
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Re: Random Stuff Part 21

Postby Keyser » Thu May 03, 2018 11:21 pm

Love this - and this beast is just about as big as gators get (estimated at 16 feet or so). :mrgreen:

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Re: Random Stuff Part 21

Postby Vicky » Fri May 04, 2018 4:09 pm

Does anyone know that sniffing coffee beans clears your nose?
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Re: Random Stuff Part 21

Postby HobbitFeet » Fri May 04, 2018 4:11 pm

Vicks wrote:Does anyone know that sniffing coffee beans clears your nose?



is that right?

I know caffeine induces peristalsis

I thought I'd be delicate how I said it
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Re: Random Stuff Part 21

Postby Vicky » Fri May 04, 2018 4:17 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:
Vicks wrote:Does anyone know that sniffing coffee beans clears your nose?



is that right?

I know caffeine induces peristalsis

I thought I'd be delicate how I said it


Aye Hobs.

When I was at Glasgow yesterday with my mother, she said to the girl in the cafe, her nose was blocked and the girl said sniff these and after that she was fine.
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Re: Random Stuff Part 21

Postby measurer » Fri May 04, 2018 4:20 pm

Sniffing a diluted water & salt mixture also clears the nostrils. I know lots of this shit - mum was an ENT theatre sister. I did it and it does work, so it doesn't surprise me about the beans, as they'd constrict the blood vessels, and ease the pain. Just mind and wipe after you do it.....;)
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Re: Random Stuff Part 21

Postby Rockstar » Fri May 04, 2018 4:51 pm

measurer wrote:Sniffing a diluted water & salt mixture also clears the nostrils. I know lots of this shit - mum was an ENT theatre sister. I did it and it does work, so it doesn't surprise me about the beans, as they'd constrict the blood vessels, and ease the pain. Just mind and wipe after you do it.....;)


Yes. Also.there are saline drops available in pharmacies for the same.
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Re: Random Stuff Part 21

Postby Nucks » Fri May 04, 2018 5:13 pm

Vicks wrote:Does anyone know that sniffing coffee beans clears your nose?


If you go to a department store to test perfumes, they will often have a small canister of ground coffee for you to smell in between trying perfumes that they have sprayed on sample cards. It helps reset your sense of smell so you get a better sense of how you like the different fragrances. :smilin:
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Re: Random Stuff Part 21

Postby measurer » Fri May 04, 2018 5:14 pm

Saline costs and requires a trip to chemist. Salt is in the home and easier to access. It does feel weird sniffing salty water but it's better than salty tears. lol
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