The Nice Chat Thread...

[banana chewits]

Enough of this spud talk!

I'm on this keto diet thing and aren't allowed carbs

And now all I can think of is a huge great big one covered in baked beans and cheese

Maybe I ought to be on that diet then.

I think baked potatoes are completely over-rated and I'd be delighted never to have one ever again.

are they a grammatically incorrect form of carbohydrate? the grocer's apostrophe of spuds?

[Nucks]

I was just interested in why people go and what they get from it, is all.

I go for the free flying saucer things and the guilt.

[Rockstar]

Does anybody have a home remedy for instant cold relief? (Tried and tested)

I think I am coming down with it.

[Max Kirsten]

Does anybody have a home remedy for instant cold relief? (Tried and tested)

I think I am coming down with it.

sleep

lots of sleep

and after you had lots of sleep have a nap, then crash out for a bit

[VelvetCat]

It's so hot here, the dog is fast asleep and the cat has found the coolest place in the house is between the kitchen and living room doors and is sleeping there and every time I go in the kitchen I forget she's there and fall over her. Then she walks in the kitchen and glares at me.

The dog keeps lying on the patio in the sun until she is baking hot, then she comes in and drinks her water bowl dry, I've given up trying to move her, she'll come and sit in the conservatory for a bit in front of the fan and then back outside to bark at the birds and lie in the sun!

Thinking of opening a bottle of wine.

[Guest]

It's so hot here, the dog is fast asleep and the cat has found the coolest place in the house is between the kitchen and living room doors and is sleeping there and every time I go in the kitchen I forget she's there and fall over her. Then she walks in the kitchen and glares at me.

The dog keeps lying on the patio in the sun until she is baking hot, then she comes in and drinks her water bowl dry, I've given up trying to move her, she'll come and sit in the conservatory for a bit in front of the fan and then back outside to bark at the birds and lie in the sun!

Thinking of opening a bottle of wine.

my female cat sleeps in the bath on hot days or the bathroom sink

[VelvetCat]

Does anybody have a home remedy for instant cold relief? (Tried and tested)

I think I am coming down with it.

I usually take 2 paracetamol and try to get some sleep. Olbas oil is good for blocked up noses on a tissue and on your pillow.

[Rockstar]

Does anybody have a home remedy for instant cold relief? (Tried and tested)

I think I am coming down with it.

sleep

lots of sleep

and after you had lots of sleep have a nap, then crash out for a bit

Fine. You want me ded igetit.

[VelvetCat]

It's so hot here, the dog is fast asleep and the cat has found the coolest place in the house is between the kitchen and living room doors and is sleeping there and every time I go in the kitchen I forget she's there and fall over her. Then she walks in the kitchen and glares at me.

The dog keeps lying on the patio in the sun until she is baking hot, then she comes in and drinks her water bowl dry, I've given up trying to move her, she'll come and sit in the conservatory for a bit in front of the fan and then back outside to bark at the birds and lie in the sun!

Thinking of opening a bottle of wine.

my female cat sleeps in the bath on hot days or the bathroom sink

I had a cat who used to drink straight from the bathroom sink tap

[Max Kirsten]

Does anybody have a home remedy for instant cold relief? (Tried and tested)

I think I am coming down with it.

sleep

lots of sleep

and after you had lots of sleep have a nap, then crash out for a bit

Fine. You want me ded igetit.

You need lots of sleep, no liquids 2 hours before sleep, no coffee 6 hours before sleep

[Rockstar]

Does anybody have a home remedy for instant cold relief? (Tried and tested)

I think I am coming down with it.

sleep

lots of sleep

and after you had lots of sleep have a nap, then crash out for a bit

Fine. You want me ded igetit.

You need lots of sleep, no liquids 2 hours before sleep, no coffee 6 hours before sleep

Fuck I just had a cappuccino literally 5 minutes back ...What to do now doc?

[Max Kirsten]

Does anybody have a home remedy for instant cold relief? (Tried and tested)

I think I am coming down with it.

sleep

lots of sleep

and after you had lots of sleep have a nap, then crash out for a bit

Fine. You want me ded igetit.

You need lots of sleep, no liquids 2 hours before sleep, no coffee 6 hours before sleep

Fuck I just had a cappuccino literally 5 minutes back ...What to do now doc?

dilute it and try to sleep in a couple of hours, cappucinos are for morning and after lunch

[Rockstar]

sleep

lots of sleep

and after you had lots of sleep have a nap, then crash out for a bit

Fine. You want me ded igetit.

You need lots of sleep, no liquids 2 hours before sleep, no coffee 6 hours before sleep

Fuck I just had a cappuccino literally 5 minutes back ...What to do now doc?

dilute it and try to sleep in a couple of hours, cappucinos are for morning and after lunch

I'm a trendsetter like that.

[Nucks]

It's so hot here, the dog is fast asleep and the cat has found the coolest place in the house is between the kitchen and living room doors and is sleeping there and every time I go in the kitchen I forget she's there and fall over her. Then she walks in the kitchen and glares at me.

The dog keeps lying on the patio in the sun until she is baking hot, then she comes in and drinks her water bowl dry, I've given up trying to move her, she'll come and sit in the conservatory for a bit in front of the fan and then back outside to bark at the birds and lie in the sun!

Thinking of opening a bottle of wine.

my female cat sleeps in the bath on hot days or the bathroom sink

I had a cat who used to drink straight from the bathroom sink tap

Both my cats are like that. They fight over who gets to drink first. I give them fresh water in their bowls every day but they like the running water better. The older one, Lexi, likes to sleep in the sink. She’s usually waiting to ambush whoever needs the toilet. Loves to curl up and snuggle when your pants are down. She’s weird.

[Dimples]

Enough of this spud talk!

I'm on this keto diet thing and aren't allowed carbs

And now all I can think of is a huge great big one covered in baked beans and cheese

Maybe I ought to be on that diet then.

I think baked potatoes are completely over-rated and I'd be delighted never to have one ever again.

In Devon we used to put potatoes in the hot ashes after a big bonfire. That's how to do them IMO. Then you get that smoky taste similar to a barbecue. Nothing like you'd get normally in a retail outlet.

I just don't much care for potatoes, full-stop.