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Re: Brexit Satire

Postby banana chewits » Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:05 pm

Stooo wrote:
banana chewits wrote:i might set up an airline on paper & wait for some sucker to give me a contract before i buy any planes or find out what i'm actually supposed to be doing.


Specialising in football players? :ooer:


that poor lad.
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Re: Brexit Satire

Postby measurer » Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:07 pm

What makes it so farcical is that they will have to construct it all by March the 29th should this go tits up and No Deal is entered into. Not to mention take on staff and mariners and train them all by that date. Think I'll fly... :thumbsup:
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Re: Brexit Satire

Postby banana chewits » Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:09 pm

measurer wrote:What makes it so farcical is that they will have to construct it all by March the 29th should this go tits up and No Deal is entered into. Not to mention take on staff and mariners and train them all by that date. Think I'll fly... :thumbsup:


have they even got a trade deal in place to buy the ferries in the first place?
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Re: Brexit Satire

Postby Grafenwalder » Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:18 pm

Stooo wrote:P&O registering their British fleet in Greece, it's going so well...

Seaborne Freight to the rescue. They recently launched sea trials of their flagship ferry.

https://www.suffolkgazette.com/business ... e-freight/
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Re: Brexit Satire

Postby Guest » Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:25 pm

March 29th :cuppaT:
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Re: Brexit Satire

Postby Grafenwalder » Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:27 pm

banana chewits wrote:i might set up an airline on paper & wait for some sucker to give me a contract before i buy any planes or find out what i'm actually supposed to be doing.

Fuck planes - go Drone. Drone owners get priority landing at any of Blighty's international airports.
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Re: Brexit Satire

Postby McAz » Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:50 pm

Guest wrote:March 29th :cuppaT:

She'll still wont be back, Vipes. :(
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Re: Brexit Satire

Postby measurer » Wed Jan 23, 2019 9:16 pm

Grafenwalder wrote:
banana chewits wrote:i might set up an airline on paper & wait for some sucker to give me a contract before i buy any planes or find out what i'm actually supposed to be doing.

Fuck planes - go Drone. Drone owners get priority landing at any of Blighty's international airports.


You may just be on to something.... :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Brexit Satire

Postby Guest » Thu Jan 24, 2019 1:37 pm

No second Brexit referendum without Jeremy Corbyn support, senior campaigners admit
Cross-party MPs gather on the steps of Westminster to make a last-ditch plea to the Labour leader.

https://news.sky.com/story/no-second-br ... jcn11w7P5U

....A general election is more important imo!
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Re: Brexit Satire

Postby Guest » Thu Jan 24, 2019 2:58 pm

Guest wrote:No second Brexit referendum without Jeremy Corbyn support, senior campaigners admit
Cross-party MPs gather on the steps of Westminster to make a last-ditch plea to the Labour leader.

https://news.sky.com/story/no-second-br ... jcn11w7P5U

....A general election is more important imo!


But you lost that chance too!!

:cuppaT:
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Re: Brexit Satire

Postby McAz » Thu Jan 24, 2019 3:26 pm

Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:No second Brexit referendum without Jeremy Corbyn support, senior campaigners admit
Cross-party MPs gather on the steps of Westminster to make a last-ditch plea to the Labour leader.

https://news.sky.com/story/no-second-br ... jcn11w7P5U

....A general election is more important imo!


But you lost that chance too!!

:cuppaT:

You're beginning to sound nervous, Vipes. :cuppaT:

While you're on, (and when aren't you?) who was that mad mare you used to kick around with when you were a member here? She came from Norfolk or somewhere equally tedious, always banging on about the friends she had in high places and what she was cooking that day. Oddly, she disappeared when you did. :dunno:
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Re: Brexit Satire

Postby Guest » Thu Jan 24, 2019 3:52 pm

McAz wrote:
Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:No second Brexit referendum without Jeremy Corbyn support, senior campaigners admit
Cross-party MPs gather on the steps of Westminster to make a last-ditch plea to the Labour leader.

https://news.sky.com/story/no-second-br ... jcn11w7P5U

....A general election is more important imo!


But you lost that chance too!!

:cuppaT:

You're beginning to sound nervous, Vipes. :cuppaT:

While you're on, (and when aren't you?) who was that mad mare you used to kick around with when you were a member here? She came from Norfolk or somewhere equally tedious, always banging on about the friends she had in high places and what she was cooking that day. Oddly, she disappeared when you did. :dunno:


You always did come to me looking for answers. March 29th :cuppaT:
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Re: Brexit Satire

Postby McAz » Thu Jan 24, 2019 4:07 pm

Guest wrote:
McAz wrote:
Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:No second Brexit referendum without Jeremy Corbyn support, senior campaigners admit
Cross-party MPs gather on the steps of Westminster to make a last-ditch plea to the Labour leader.

https://news.sky.com/story/no-second-br ... jcn11w7P5U

....A general election is more important imo!


But you lost that chance too!!

:cuppaT:

You're beginning to sound nervous, Vipes. :cuppaT:

While you're on, (and when aren't you?) who was that mad mare you used to kick around with when you were a member here? She came from Norfolk or somewhere equally tedious, always banging on about the friends she had in high places and what she was cooking that day. Oddly, she disappeared when you did. :dunno:


You always did come to me looking for answers. March 29th :cuppaT:


Well, your astonishing inaccuracy did make it rather fun - do you remember your prediction of 190 seat Tory majority? Oh, how we howled. :gigglesnshit:

But be that as it may, back to your mad bint - what was her name again? :dunno:
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Re: Brexit Satire

Postby banana chewits » Thu Jan 24, 2019 4:21 pm

McAz wrote:
Well, your astonishing inaccuracy did make it rather fun - do you remember your prediction of 190 seat Tory majority? Oh, how we howled. :gigglesnshit:

But be that as it may, back to your mad bint - what was her name again? :dunno:


murasaki?
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Re: Brexit Satire

Postby Cannydc » Thu Jan 24, 2019 4:27 pm

McAz wrote:
Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:No second Brexit referendum without Jeremy Corbyn support, senior campaigners admit
Cross-party MPs gather on the steps of Westminster to make a last-ditch plea to the Labour leader.

https://news.sky.com/story/no-second-br ... jcn11w7P5U

....A general election is more important imo!


But you lost that chance too!!

:cuppaT:

You're beginning to sound nervous, Vipes. :cuppaT:

While you're on, (and when aren't you?) who was that mad mare you used to kick around with when you were a member here? She came from Norfolk or somewhere equally tedious, always banging on about the friends she had in high places and what she was cooking that day. Oddly, she disappeared when you did. :dunno:


Norfolk isn't tedious. Fortunately, plenty of the likes of Cocker-knees think it is though, so don't tell them otherwise.
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