Brexit Satire

[Guest]

You're beginning to sound nervous, Vipes.

While you're on, (and when aren't you?) who was that mad mare you used to kick around with when you were a member here? She came from Norfolk or somewhere equally tedious, always banging on about the friends she had in high places and what she was cooking that day. Oddly, she disappeared when you did.

You always did come to me looking for answers. March 29th

Well, your astonishing inaccuracy did make it rather fun - do you remember your prediction of 190 seat Tory majority? Oh, how we howled.

But be that as it may, back to your mad bint - what was her name again?

That sounds like Malamute.
She hasn't been here in a long time, but she's still furiously posting her racist bile on DS as Hotgossip.
Fucking horrible woman.

[McAz]

Well, your astonishing inaccuracy did make it rather fun - do you remember your prediction of 190 seat Tory majority? Oh, how we howled.

But be that as it may, back to your mad bint - what was her name again?

murasaki?

No - but I can't recall the name now - Canny might remember.

[McAz]

That sounds like Malamute.
She hasn't been here in a long time, but she's still furiously posting her racist bile on DS as Hotgossip.
Fucking horrible woman.

Yes, that's her - thanks guest.

[Cannydc]

Well, your astonishing inaccuracy did make it rather fun - do you remember your prediction of 190 seat Tory majority? Oh, how we howled.

But be that as it may, back to your mad bint - what was her name again?

murasaki?

No - but I can't recall the name now - Canny might remember.

Were you referring to the woman who claimed that Bury St Edmunds was "booming" ? How we laughed.

She seemed to be claiming to live in the Norfolk area, that Malamute...

viewtopic.php?f=20&t=46602&p=1453742&hilit=malamute&sid=d10b11ef2fbc91f061046da44cfea179#p1453742

[McAz]

Well, your astonishing inaccuracy did make it rather fun - do you remember your prediction of 190 seat Tory majority? Oh, how we howled.

But be that as it may, back to your mad bint - what was her name again?

murasaki?

No - but I can't recall the name now - Canny might remember.

Were you referring to the woman who claimed that Bury St Edmunds was "booming" ? How we laughed.

She seemed to be claiming to live in the Norfolk area, that Malamute...

viewtopic.php?f=20&t=46602&p=1453742&hilit=malamute&sid=d10b11ef2fbc91f061046da44cfea179#p1453742

Yes, that's her - like bad cop, good cop, she played the nice racist to Viper's nasty.

And she always had a friend in a charity, NGO or whatever that conveniently validated whatever bollox she was spouting....

...and all served up with domestic bliss and locally grown vegetables.

[Cannydc]

Yep, been there, seen it twice, done it and got the tee shirt.

And has thousands of friends, several of which told her last night that she was right on anything and everything.

[Rolluplostinspace]

Hard Brexit will cost Ford £615m this year, carmaker warns
The estimate of how much a hard Brexit would cost Ford is among the largest made by a single company so far.
https://news.sky.com/story/hard-brexit- ... yMTyyyoxUE

[Cannydc]

Brexit is already costing the UK’s public finances £17bn a year, according to a detailed study released ahead of critical votes in parliament this week.

The amount would be sufficient to pay 10,000 more police to patrol the streets and train nurses to fill every vacancy in England, and still leave enough to cover the UK’s current contribution to the EU’s budget.

The research from the Centre for European Reform estimates the UK economy is 2.3 per cent smaller than it would have been had Britain voted to remain in the EU back in 2016.


But the unicorns....

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/p ... 46846.html

[Snookerballs]

The Government is considering implementing Martial Law in this Country following a Brexit Decision .

Well we will end up being a "Third World Country" so lets get the infra Structure in place

https://news.sky.com/story/brexit-planners-could-use-martial-law-against-civil-disobedience-11619088

[MungoBrush]

The Government is considering implementing Martial Law in this Country following a Brexit Decision .

Well we will end up being a "Third World Country" so lets get the infra Structure in place

https://news.sky.com/story/brexit-planners-could-use-martial-law-against-civil-disobedience-11619088

Who are these saucy people talking bollox to newspapers?

"A source told the newspaper....................

The newspaper quoted another source"

[Stooo]

The Government is considering implementing Martial Law in this Country following a Brexit Decision .

Well we will end up being a "Third World Country" so lets get the infra Structure in place

https://news.sky.com/story/brexit-planners-could-use-martial-law-against-civil-disobedience-11619088

I don't remember seeing that on the side of a bus...

[Stooo]

The Government is considering implementing Martial Law in this Country following a Brexit Decision .

Well we will end up being a "Third World Country" so lets get the infra Structure in place

https://news.sky.com/story/brexit-planners-could-use-martial-law-against-civil-disobedience-11619088

Who are these saucy people talking bollox to newspapers?

"A source told the newspaper....................

The newspaper quoted another source"

The likes of the Sunday Times do not reveal whistleblowers because that's how you stop getting exclusives mr fireman.

[calitom]

how could anyone be stupid enough to vote for brexit?..i mean its the EU or DISASTER. Thats the choice. 'If you leave us we will injure you'..'We know whats best for you

[Stooo]

how could anyone be stupid enough to vote for brexit?..i mean its the EU or DISASTER. Thats the choice. 'If you leave us we will injure you'..'We know whats best for you

Injure, how?

[calitom]

how could anyone be stupid enough to vote for brexit?..i mean its the EU or DISASTER. Thats the choice. 'If you leave us we will injure you'..'We know whats best for you

Injure, how?

in all the ways -mostly economic-that the remainers have clearly stated on this forum. Just a fact of life.