DS thread #105

[Guest]

Someone's been on the Sake already

[Guest]

I’m not, I just don’t swoon at the ridiculous.

I've never seen anyone swoon at Jason here.

You've somehow turned a critique of Jason into a "most men are plonkers" whine.

And you don't think that sounds bitter? You clearly have issues.

I don’t, most men are plonkers. It’s a fact. You know it, I know it, let’s be real here.

And most women are fat in the UK. I bet you're one of them.

Dean claims to have seen a pic and said she is.

Puzz says Dean is fat. Dean denies it.

Puzz used to be fat but lost loads of weight. Same with Jason.

More fat news later.

[Lady Murasaki]

Is that the best you can do?

Plonker!

[jra]

I’m not, I just don’t swoon at the ridiculous.

I've never seen anyone swoon at Jason here.

You've somehow turned a critique of Jason into a "most men are plonkers" whine.

And you don't think that sounds bitter? You clearly have issues.

I don’t, most men are plonkers. It’s a fact. You know it, I know it, let’s be real here.

Let's be honest, many women are not all sugar and spice.

Watch Sony Crime channel to get an idea.

DOCUMENTARY: Deadly Women
On: Sony Crime Channel (40)
Date: Friday 5th October 2018 (starting this evening)
Time: 22:30 to 23:30 (1 hour long)

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Total Control.
Fusing bone-chilling storytelling, elegant period drama and forensic fact, Deadly Women explores history's most alluring, intriguing and horrific female killers.
(Series 8, Episode 20, 3 Star)
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[Lady Murasaki]

Don’t worry jra, I won’t kill you just because I think you belong to the plonker club.

I’m not one of the mad ones.

[jra]

Doubt most men would make up having to pay for sex. It’s not really something to brag about.

You do know some women pay for sex, e.g. lesbians.

[Lady Murasaki]

Doubt most men would make up having to pay for sex. It’s not really something to brag about.

You do know some women pay for sex, e.g. lesbians.

Do they brag about it? If so, they’re plonkers too.

[Guest]

Lily Allen paid for sex with female escorts.

Now she really is a plonker. A needy, attention seeking, mess.

[Lady Murasaki]

I’m not, I just don’t swoon at the ridiculous.

I've never seen anyone swoon at Jason here.

You've somehow turned a critique of Jason into a "most men are plonkers" whine.

And you don't think that sounds bitter? You clearly have issues.

I don’t, most men are plonkers. It’s a fact. You know it, I know it, let’s be real here.

And most women are fat in the UK. I bet you're one of them.

Dean claims to have seen a pic and said she is.

Puzz says Dean is fat. Dean denies it.

Puzz used to be fat but lost loads of weight. Same with Jason.

More fat news later.

Dean lies constantly. Dean is a plonker.

[Dean]

I’m not, I just don’t swoon at the ridiculous.

I've never seen anyone swoon at Jason here.

You've somehow turned a critique of Jason into a "most men are plonkers" whine.

And you don't think that sounds bitter? You clearly have issues.

I don’t, most men are plonkers. It’s a fact. You know it, I know it, let’s be real here.

And most women are fat in the UK. I bet you're one of them.

Dean claims to have seen a pic and said she is.

Puzz says Dean is fat. Dean denies it.

Puzz used to be fat but lost loads of weight. Same with Jason.

More fat news later.

She might have lost weight now, the pic that was floating about years ago she was a porker...

[Lady Murasaki]

I don’t, most men are plonkers. It’s a fact. You know it, I know it, let’s be real here.

And most women are fat in the UK. I bet you're one of them.

Dean claims to have seen a pic and said she is.

Puzz says Dean is fat. Dean denies it.

Puzz used to be fat but lost loads of weight. Same with Jason.

More fat news later.

She might have lost weight now, the pic that was floating about years ago she was a porker...

Nope, you clearly have body dismorphia. No wonder no woman ever wanted to meet you offline, you’re a fucking weirdo body dismorphic. They were probably shit scared you call them fat when they weren’t.

[Plonker Stonker]

I thought calling someone a plonker was a hate crime now anyway?

[Dean]

I don’t, most men are plonkers. It’s a fact. You know it, I know it, let’s be real here.

And most women are fat in the UK. I bet you're one of them.

Dean claims to have seen a pic and said she is.

Puzz says Dean is fat. Dean denies it.

Puzz used to be fat but lost loads of weight. Same with Jason.

More fat news later.

She might have lost weight now, the pic that was floating about years ago she was a porker...

Nope, you clearly have body dismorphia. No wonder no woman ever wanted to meet you offline, you’re a fucking weirdo body dismorphic. They were probably shit scared you call them fat when they weren’t.

I thought fatties were supposed to be jolly?

[Lady Murasaki]

You do come across as jolly old fart.

[Lady Murasaki]

I thought calling someone a plonker was a hate crime now anyway?

that’s the spirit.