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Re: DS thread #105

Postby Guest » Fri Oct 05, 2018 1:57 pm

Someone's been on the Sake already :grrrrr:
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Re: DS thread #105

Postby Guest » Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:05 pm

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Lady Murasaki wrote:I’m not, I just don’t swoon at the ridiculous.


I've never seen anyone swoon at Jason here.

You've somehow turned a critique of Jason into a "most men are plonkers" whine.

And you don't think that sounds bitter? You clearly have issues.


I don’t, most men are plonkers. It’s a fact. You know it, I know it, let’s be real here.


And most women are fat in the UK. I bet you're one of them.


Dean claims to have seen a pic and said she is.

Puzz says Dean is fat. Dean denies it.

Puzz used to be fat but lost loads of weight. Same with Jason.

More fat news later.
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Re: DS thread #105

Postby Lady Murasaki » Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:05 pm

:again?: Is that the best you can do?

Plonker!
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Re: DS thread #105

Postby jra » Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:06 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:
Guest wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:I’m not, I just don’t swoon at the ridiculous.


I've never seen anyone swoon at Jason here.

You've somehow turned a critique of Jason into a "most men are plonkers" whine.

And you don't think that sounds bitter? You clearly have issues.


I don’t, most men are plonkers. It’s a fact. You know it, I know it, let’s be real here.


Let's be honest, many women are not all sugar and spice.

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Re: DS thread #105

Postby Lady Murasaki » Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:09 pm

Don’t worry jra, I won’t kill you just because I think you belong to the plonker club.

I’m not one of the mad ones.
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Re: DS thread #105

Postby jra » Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:09 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:Doubt most men would make up having to pay for sex. It’s not really something to brag about.


You do know some women pay for sex, e.g. lesbians.
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Re: DS thread #105

Postby Lady Murasaki » Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:09 pm

jra wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:Doubt most men would make up having to pay for sex. It’s not really something to brag about.


You do know some women pay for sex, e.g. lesbians.


Do they brag about it? If so, they’re plonkers too.
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Re: DS thread #105

Postby Guest » Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:11 pm

Lily Allen paid for sex with female escorts.

Now she really is a plonker. A needy, attention seeking, mess.
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Re: DS thread #105

Postby Lady Murasaki » Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:26 pm

Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
Guest wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:I’m not, I just don’t swoon at the ridiculous.


I've never seen anyone swoon at Jason here.

You've somehow turned a critique of Jason into a "most men are plonkers" whine.

And you don't think that sounds bitter? You clearly have issues.


I don’t, most men are plonkers. It’s a fact. You know it, I know it, let’s be real here.


And most women are fat in the UK. I bet you're one of them.


Dean claims to have seen a pic and said she is.

Puzz says Dean is fat. Dean denies it.

Puzz used to be fat but lost loads of weight. Same with Jason.

More fat news later.


Dean lies constantly. Dean is a plonker.
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Re: DS thread #105

Postby Dean » Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:30 pm

Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
Guest wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:I’m not, I just don’t swoon at the ridiculous.


I've never seen anyone swoon at Jason here.

You've somehow turned a critique of Jason into a "most men are plonkers" whine.

And you don't think that sounds bitter? You clearly have issues.


I don’t, most men are plonkers. It’s a fact. You know it, I know it, let’s be real here.


And most women are fat in the UK. I bet you're one of them.


Dean claims to have seen a pic and said she is.

Puzz says Dean is fat. Dean denies it.

Puzz used to be fat but lost loads of weight. Same with Jason.

More fat news later.


She might have lost weight now, the pic that was floating about years ago she was a porker...
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Re: DS thread #105

Postby Lady Murasaki » Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:44 pm

Dean wrote:
Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
I don’t, most men are plonkers. It’s a fact. You know it, I know it, let’s be real here.


And most women are fat in the UK. I bet you're one of them.


Dean claims to have seen a pic and said she is.

Puzz says Dean is fat. Dean denies it.

Puzz used to be fat but lost loads of weight. Same with Jason.

More fat news later.


She might have lost weight now, the pic that was floating about years ago she was a porker...



Nope, you clearly have body dismorphia. No wonder no woman ever wanted to meet you offline, you’re a fucking weirdo body dismorphic. They were probably shit scared you call them fat when they weren’t. :woteva:
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Re: DS thread #105

Postby Plonker Stonker » Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:45 pm

I thought calling someone a plonker was a hate crime now anyway?
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Re: DS thread #105

Postby Dean » Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:47 pm

Lady Murasaki wrote:
Dean wrote:
Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:
I don’t, most men are plonkers. It’s a fact. You know it, I know it, let’s be real here.


And most women are fat in the UK. I bet you're one of them.


Dean claims to have seen a pic and said she is.

Puzz says Dean is fat. Dean denies it.

Puzz used to be fat but lost loads of weight. Same with Jason.

More fat news later.


She might have lost weight now, the pic that was floating about years ago she was a porker...



Nope, you clearly have body dismorphia. No wonder no woman ever wanted to meet you offline, you’re a fucking weirdo body dismorphic. They were probably shit scared you call them fat when they weren’t. :woteva:


I thought fatties were supposed to be jolly?
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Re: DS thread #105

Postby Lady Murasaki » Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:53 pm

You do come across as jolly old fart.
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Re: DS thread #105

Postby Lady Murasaki » Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:55 pm

Plonker Stonker wrote:I thought calling someone a plonker was a hate crime now anyway?


:laughing: that’s the spirit.
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