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by **Avon Barksdale** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:52 pm

Goodwife wrote:
Avon Barksdale wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
Avon Barksdale wrote:
Goodwife wrote:

Do they still make that?

Have you heard of a website called Amazon? It's like this massive online department store where they deliver things to your home.

You can get Hai Karate, Denim and Blue Stratos on it.

I'm not even lying.

I try and avoid Amazon

What about old spice? I bet you save that for special occasions

Why are you avoiding Amazon? Don't tell me it's another place you been barred from!

I actually really like Old Spice because it reminds me of my old man.

The lack of tax they pay & the strangling of the UK's highstreets is reason enough. Can you get banned from online shops?

You mean you actually leave the house to go shopping? I would pay to not go shopping if I could!

by **Stooo** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:53 pm

Vam wrote:
Stooo wrote:
No hits on Google image search, WTF?

Search "che palle! images"

I'm far too busy... :wink:

by **Goodwife** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:55 pm

Avon Barksdale wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
Avon Barksdale wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
Avon Barksdale wrote:
Have you heard of a website called Amazon? It's like this massive online department store where they deliver things to your home.

You can get Hai Karate, Denim and Blue Stratos on it.

I'm not even lying.

I try and avoid Amazon

What about old spice? I bet you save that for special occasions

Why are you avoiding Amazon? Don't tell me it's another place you been barred from!

I actually really like Old Spice because it reminds me of my old man.

The lack of tax they pay & the strangling of the UK's highstreets is reason enough. Can you get banned from online shops?

You mean you actually leave the house to go shopping? I would pay to not go shopping if I could!

Yep, I rarely buy online.

by **NastyNickers** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:55 pm

Meg wrote:Fahrenheit was the 'in' scent for the boys in my youth. Still brings back fond memories of snogging totally unsuitable boys after the youth club disco

It was Gaultier and Cool Water when I was young. Cool Water gave me an awful headache. All teenage boys are unsuitable! That’s the fun of it :gigglesnshit:

by **Vam** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:55 pm

Stooo wrote:
Vam wrote:
Stooo wrote:
No hits on Google image search, WTF?

Search "che palle! images"

I'm far too busy...

yeah, riiiiiight :gigglesnshit:

by **Stooo** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:57 pm

Vam wrote:
yeah, riiiiiight

I'm not just on here you know :snooty:

by **Guest** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:00 pm

Stooo wrote:
Vam wrote:
yeah, riiiiiight

I'm not just on here you know

Tinder?

Hope you've washed behind your ears? :thumbsup:

by **Meg** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:01 pm

Stooo wrote:
I'm not just on here you know

Treachery!

by **Stooo** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:03 pm

Guest wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Vam wrote:
yeah, riiiiiight

I'm not just on here you know

Tinder?

Hope you've washed behind your ears?

I can't work out Tinder at all :off head:

by **Stooo** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:04 pm

Meg wrote:
Stooo wrote:
I'm not just on here you know

Treachery!

Likes...

by **Vam** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:06 pm

Stooo wrote:
I can't work out Tinder at all

Good.
Because it you found a significant other then you'd have no time for us, you selfish git! :yikes:

by **Avon Barksdale** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:13 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
Meg wrote:Fahrenheit was the 'in' scent for the boys in my youth. Still brings back fond memories of snogging totally unsuitable boys after the youth club disco

It was Gaultier and Cool Water when I was young. Cool Water gave me an awful headache. All teenage boys are unsuitable! That’s the fun of it

Cool Water is nice though!

Weird thing about fragrances is how they change depending on the wearer. Some scents smell good in isolation but when you put them in it's "nah bro".

by **Stooo** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:20 pm

Vam wrote:
Stooo wrote:
I can't work out Tinder at all

Good.
Because it you found a significant other then you'd have no time for us, you selfish git!

by **Guest** » Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:14 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
Stooo wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:
Avon Barksdale wrote:
Fletch wrote:I don't aspire, Right Guard FTW

I'm a Hai Karate man myself.

Weird. All I can smell is desperation.

I used to fuel spud cannons with Lynx deoderant, not only were my foes showered with air-friction shards of suddenly baked potato, they were also shamed by having to walk home smelling like a spotty 14 year old

Ahhh. Those were the days. Fred Perry striped jumper, trackies tucked into socks to showcase your gold Rockport. Half a can of lynx and a bit of Gaultier at weekend.
Irresistible.