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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Niv » Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:33 pm

Christmas adverts have started... Asda, and JD Sports :hap:

Not long now folks :warmfire:
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby jra » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:23 am

Nivarna wrote:Christmas adverts have started... Asda, and JD Sports :hap:

Not long now folks :warmfire:


Not long now until it's all over folks.

And thank fuck for that.

I see Sheridan Smith has got a new album out.

It's called 'Half a shandy and a packet of peanuts'.
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Niv » Sat Nov 03, 2018 11:48 am

jra wrote:
Nivarna wrote:Christmas adverts have started... Asda, and JD Sports :hap:

Not long now folks :warmfire:


Not long now until it's all over folks.

And thank fuck for that.

I see Sheridan Smith has got a new album out.

It's called 'Half a shandy and a packet of peanuts'.


Ah come on now jra... It's one day out of the year, you might get some nice prezzies and have a great time. :canny:

Sheridan Smith was one the One Show last night, she's put on weight. She looks better for it in a way. She did sing. I'm guessing it's one off her new album. It wasn't the best to be fair. I'm guessing there's an audience out there that she appeals to. D'fnt strokes, for different folks and all that :smilin:
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Kranek » Sat Nov 03, 2018 11:58 am

Nivarna wrote:Christmas adverts have started... Asda, and JD Sports :hap:

Not long now folks :warmfire:


I bloody love Christmas. I start singing Christmas songs from about July onward.

The Littlewoods here is closing down so might check that out for some Christmas gifts. Toys R Us had some really good bargains the week before they went.
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Semi » Sat Nov 03, 2018 12:53 pm

Kranek wrote:
Nivarna wrote:Christmas adverts have started... Asda, and JD Sports :hap:

Not long now folks :warmfire:


I bloody love Christmas. I start singing Christmas songs from about July onward.

The Littlewoods here is closing down so might check that out for some Christmas gifts. Toys R Us had some really good bargains the week before they went.

Bargains are a turn on
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Kranek » Sat Nov 03, 2018 1:03 pm

Semi wrote:
Kranek wrote:
Nivarna wrote:Christmas adverts have started... Asda, and JD Sports :hap:

Not long now folks :warmfire:


I bloody love Christmas. I start singing Christmas songs from about July onward.

The Littlewoods here is closing down so might check that out for some Christmas gifts. Toys R Us had some really good bargains the week before they went.

Bargains are a turn on


Just noticed I said Littlewoods when I actually meant Mothercare! I think the former shut down years ago?
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Niv » Sat Nov 03, 2018 1:07 pm

Kranek wrote:
Semi wrote:
Kranek wrote:
Nivarna wrote:Christmas adverts have started... Asda, and JD Sports :hap:

Not long now folks :warmfire:


I bloody love Christmas. I start singing Christmas songs from about July onward.

The Littlewoods here is closing down so might check that out for some Christmas gifts. Toys R Us had some really good bargains the week before they went.

Bargains are a turn on


Just noticed I said Littlewoods when I actually meant Mothercare! I think the former shut down years ago?


I love Christmas too :wubwub:
I hope you do manage to bag some bargains... As they say, every little helps. :yess:
I've done all my Christmas shopping, and got it all wrapped. :hap:
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Kranek » Sat Nov 03, 2018 1:10 pm

Nivarna wrote:
Kranek wrote:
Semi wrote:
Kranek wrote:
Nivarna wrote:Christmas adverts have started... Asda, and JD Sports :hap:

Not long now folks :warmfire:


I bloody love Christmas. I start singing Christmas songs from about July onward.

The Littlewoods here is closing down so might check that out for some Christmas gifts. Toys R Us had some really good bargains the week before they went.

Bargains are a turn on


Just noticed I said Littlewoods when I actually meant Mothercare! I think the former shut down years ago?


I love Christmas too :wubwub:
I hope you do manage to bag some bargains... As they say, every little helps. :yess:
I've done all my Christmas shopping, and got it all wrapped. :hap:


That is ridiculously organised! :laughing:
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Compost corner » Sat Nov 03, 2018 2:47 pm

Why are England rugby games on Sky?
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Guest » Sat Nov 03, 2018 6:18 pm

Compost corner wrote:Why are England rugby games on Sky?

Even for a moron that should be obvious.
Its so people who can't attend the game can watch it on TV.
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby jra » Sat Nov 03, 2018 8:52 pm

Nivarna wrote:
jra wrote:
Nivarna wrote:Christmas adverts have started... Asda, and JD Sports :hap:

Not long now folks :warmfire:


Not long now until it's all over folks.

And thank fuck for that.

I see Sheridan Smith has got a new album out.

It's called 'Half a shandy and a packet of peanuts'.


Ah come on now jra... It's one day out of the year, you might get some nice prezzies and have a great time. :canny:

Sheridan Smith was one the One Show last night, she's put on weight. She looks better for it in a way. She did sing. I'm guessing it's one off her new album. It wasn't the best to be fair. I'm guessing there's an audience out there that she appeals to. D'fnt strokes, for different folks and all that :smilin:


I like Sheridan Smith. I'm not criticizing her music. Not my style admittedly.

Her new album is 'A Northern Soul'. What I wrote was a pun on the comedy show she was in, i.e. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, which was based in Runcorn near Liverpool.

Two pints of larger and a packet of crisps the musical Part1

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYsQhGc6iVY
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Dean » Sat Nov 03, 2018 8:58 pm

Brilliant joke jra, thanks for explaining...
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Guest » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:01 pm

jra wrote:

Her new album is ' A Northern Soul'. What I wrote was a pun on the comedy show she was in, i.e. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps


Yes, we know. As per usual, even less funny when you go on to explain the 'joke'.
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Goodwife » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:27 pm

I thought it was funny :dunno:
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby McAz » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:33 pm

Goodwife wrote:I thought it was funny :dunno:

No you didn't. :roll:
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