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Re: DS Thread #109

Postby Stooo » Mon Dec 17, 2018 6:37 pm

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Stooo wrote:I have a question. I was reading Private Eye and I went to the classifieds on the back page and saw this:

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CHRISTMAS RAC OPPORTUNITY?

Not a roadside rescue, a Random Act of Compassion LIFE rescue! Desperately need to raise £10,000 for surgery the NHS will not fund. Grateful for all help, a little or a lot, especially from Digital Spy cynics. Genuine humanitarian request

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Lexi? :ooer:


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Re: DS Thread #109

Postby Jon » Mon Dec 17, 2018 6:42 pm

Maybe fairyprincess or patdfb want to go and get the snip in Thailand?
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Re: DS Thread #109

Postby Guest » Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:02 pm

Stooo wrote:
Guest wrote:
Stooo wrote:I have a question. I was reading Private Eye and I went to the classifieds on the back page and saw this:

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CHRISTMAS RAC OPPORTUNITY?

Not a roadside rescue, a Random Act of Compassion LIFE rescue! Desperately need to raise £10,000 for surgery the NHS will not fund. Grateful for all help, a little or a lot, especially from Digital Spy cynics. Genuine humanitarian request

(Bank details)


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Lexi? :ooer:


Go and wipe your face... eyebrow



Wut? :wurms:
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Re: DS Thread #109

Postby Guest » Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:11 pm

It's WaldoUK. Retirement funding so she can leave the retail trade with all those nasty little customers, and sit all day sipping sherry and watching OFAH. The middle class vixen that she is.
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Re: DS Thread #109

Postby Stooo » Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:29 pm

I got a piccie:
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Re: DS Thread #109

Postby Middens » Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:35 pm

Stooo wrote:I have a question. I was reading Private Eye and I went to the classifieds on the back page and saw this:

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CHRISTMAS RAC OPPORTUNITY?

Not a roadside rescue, a Random Act of Compassion LIFE rescue! Desperately need to raise £10,000 for surgery the NHS will not fund. Grateful for all help, a little or a lot, especially from Digital Spy cynics. Genuine humanitarian request

(Bank details)


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I've always wondered if those begging ads make any money!
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Re: DS Thread #109

Postby Stooo » Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:37 pm

Middens wrote:
Stooo wrote:I have a question. I was reading Private Eye and I went to the classifieds on the back page and saw this:

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CHRISTMAS RAC OPPORTUNITY?

Not a roadside rescue, a Random Act of Compassion LIFE rescue! Desperately need to raise £10,000 for surgery the NHS will not fund. Grateful for all help, a little or a lot, especially from Digital Spy cynics. Genuine humanitarian request

(Bank details)


Who dis?


I've always wondered if those begging ads make any money!


I've not seen any complaints...
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Re: DS Thread #109

Postby Middens » Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:38 pm

Guest wrote:It's WaldoUK. Retirement funding so she can leave the retail trade with all those nasty little customers, and sit all day sipping sherry and watching OFAH. The middle class vixen that she is.

"Great stuff guys!"
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Re: DS Thread #109

Postby Jon » Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:39 pm

Could be bariatric surgery...
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Re: DS Thread #109

Postby George » Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:38 pm

Guest wrote:It's WaldoUK. Retirement funding so she can leave the retail trade with all those nasty little customers, and sit all day sipping sherry and watching OFAH. The middle class vixen that she is.

I would contribute to that especially if she promised to stop whining
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Re: DS Thread #109

Postby Meg » Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:40 pm

Stooo wrote:I got a piccie:


Have you contacted the lady yet? :leer:
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Re: DS Thread #109

Postby Stooo » Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:42 pm

Meg wrote:
Stooo wrote:I got a piccie:


Have you contacted the lady yet? :leer:


Contact = interact

Lady = person

I'm fine fanks! :choc:
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Re: DS Thread #109

Postby Guest » Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:47 pm

I reckon it's Twatkins wanting to get a couple of ribs removed
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Re: DS Thread #109

Postby Guest » Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:08 pm

Middens wrote:
Stooo wrote:I have a question. I was reading Private Eye and I went to the classifieds on the back page and saw this:

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A CHRISTMAS RAC OPPORTUNITY?

Not a roadside rescue, a Random Act of Compassion LIFE rescue! Desperately need to raise £10,000 for surgery the NHS will not fund. Grateful for all help, a little or a lot, especially from Digital Spy cynics. Genuine humanitarian request

(Bank details)


Who dis?


I've always wondered if those begging ads make any money!

There's one sure way to find out. :whistle:
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Re: DS Thread #109

Postby Niv » Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:13 pm

George wrote:
Guest wrote:It's WaldoUK. Retirement funding so she can leave the retail trade with all those nasty little customers, and sit all day sipping sherry and watching OFAH. The middle class vixen that she is.

I would contribute to that especially if she promised to stop whining


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