Random Stuff # 28

[Vam]

Can anyone top an F-Pace? I sniffed a Bentley once.

I have been in one

Is this how you play one upmanship

Are you saying I shouldn't be allowed to brag a little too, like you and Fantasy Baghead do?

[Vam]

Can anyone top an F-Pace? I sniffed a Bentley once.

I have been in one

Is this how you play one upmanship

I'll raise you a Reliant Robin.

Bloody hell, jra - you actually made me laugh!

Must be...what?...probably the 3rd time in years

[xtras1]

Can anyone top an F-Pace? I sniffed a Bentley once.

You don't believe me, do you?

S'ok ...

They are beautiful.... classy vehicle..

My son is looking to buy an Audi Q5.. he loves them

[xtras1]

Can anyone top an F-Pace? I sniffed a Bentley once.

I have been in one

Is this how you play one upmanship

I'll raise you a Reliant Robin.

Jra

[Vam]

Can anyone top an F-Pace? I sniffed a Bentley once.

You don't believe me, do you?

S'ok ...

They are beautiful.... classy vehicle..

My son is looking to buy an Audi Q5.. he loves them

Hopefully this summer, X ...

The Q5 is also rather lush too - your son has good taste.

[jra]

I saw somebody driving around a posh Land Rover the other day. These are vehicles you'd normally only buy (or should only buy) if you're planning to do off-roading, as they are bulky and take up a lot of road space. Guess what colour it was?

Spoiler: show

It was white, the last colour you'd want for an off-roading vehicle, so obviously primarily a poser vehicle.

[jra]

Can anyone top an F-Pace? I sniffed a Bentley once.

I have been in one

Is this how you play one upmanship

I'll raise you a Reliant Robin.

Jra

It was good enough for Delboy and look what happened to him. He became a millionaire.

[Dean]

I saw somebody driving around a posh Land Rover the other day. These are vehicles you'd normally only buy (or should only buy) if you're planning to do off-roading, as they are bulky and take up a lot of road space. Guess what colour it was?

Spoiler: show

It was white, the last colour you'd want for an off-roading vehicle, so obviously primarily a poser vehicle.

Nobody likes jealousy, noncey boy...

[Bessie]

I saw somebody driving around a posh Land Rover the other day. These are vehicles you'd normally only buy (or should only buy) if you're planning to do off-roading, as they are bulky and take up a lot of road space. Guess what colour it was?

Spoiler: show

It was white, the last colour you'd want for an off-roading vehicle, so obviously primarily a poser vehicle.

I don't think many people buy Land Rovers for off roading these days.

[Stooo]

I saw somebody driving around a posh Land Rover the other day. These are vehicles you'd normally only buy (or should only buy) if you're planning to do off-roading, as they are bulky and take up a lot of road space. Guess what colour it was?

Spoiler: show

It was white, the last colour you'd want for an off-roading vehicle, so obviously primarily a poser vehicle.

I don't think many people buy Land Rovers for off roading these days.

I saw Hatie Hopkins on the M5 on Thursday afternoon in her new Discovery, thankfully she wasn't driving...

[Nucks]

I saw somebody driving around a posh Land Rover the other day. These are vehicles you'd normally only buy (or should only buy) if you're planning to do off-roading, as they are bulky and take up a lot of road space. Guess what colour it was?

Spoiler: show

It was white, the last colour you'd want for an off-roading vehicle, so obviously primarily a poser vehicle.

I don't think many people buy Land Rovers for off roading these days.

I saw Hatie Hopkins on the M5 on Thursday afternoon under her new Discovery

Turned that into a feel-good story for you.

[Stooo]

I saw somebody driving around a posh Land Rover the other day. These are vehicles you'd normally only buy (or should only buy) if you're planning to do off-roading, as they are bulky and take up a lot of road space. Guess what colour it was?

Spoiler: show

It was white, the last colour you'd want for an off-roading vehicle, so obviously primarily a poser vehicle.

I don't think many people buy Land Rovers for off roading these days.

I saw Hatie Hopkins on the M5 on Thursday afternoon under her new Discovery

Turned that into a feel-good story for you.

Shagging her driver

[NastyNickers]

I bought a three year old mondeo the other day for just under 3 grand.
Bargain of the century.

[Nucks]

I saw somebody driving around a posh Land Rover the other day. These are vehicles you'd normally only buy (or should only buy) if you're planning to do off-roading, as they are bulky and take up a lot of road space. Guess what colour it was?

Spoiler: show

It was white, the last colour you'd want for an off-roading vehicle, so obviously primarily a poser vehicle.

I don't think many people buy Land Rovers for off roading these days.

I saw Hatie Hopkins on the M5 on Thursday afternoon under her new Discovery

Turned that into a feel-good story for you.

Shagging her driver

It’s a step up from an open field.

[Stooo]

P.S.A.

Don't forget that UK clocks go forward an hour tonight. My lad's shift starts at six tomorrow, he's going to have to get up at four o`clock in old money