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A man sacked for dousing Nigel Farage in milkshake is back in work - at a shop meters from a stand selling milkshakes.

Paul Crowther was convicted of assault after hurling a £5.25 Five Guys drink at the Brexit Party leader.

But the lactose lobber has now been spotted in a yellow t-shirt selling bath bombs and cosmetics at Lush.

The cosmetic firm's co-founder Mark Constantine is a self-proclaimed "wishy-washy liberal who doesn’t believe in borders”.

A source claims bosses at the Eldon Square branch gave Crowther - whose criminal actions split opinion - a "second chance" after he was axed from his Sky call centre job.

Confirming his appointment, Lush said Crowther - who drenched Mr Farage in a "split second attack" - was appointed due to being experienced at a quick delivery.

A spokesperson said: "Lush's business is based around hand making cosmetics from fresh ingredients and delivering them quickly - something Paul seemed to have experience of."

The new gig means Crowther's store is merely feet from a Krispy Kreme kiosk, which sells £3.30 milkshakes

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/no ... zKOoMeG-4E

I’m sure he was gutted at losing that call centre job.

Those Five Guys shakes are pretty fucking lush though...

Guest wrote:A man sacked for dousing Nigel Farage in milkshake is back in work - at a shop meters from a stand selling milkshakes.

Paul Crowther was convicted of assault after hurling a £5.25 Five Guys drink at the Brexit Party leader.

But the lactose lobber has now been spotted in a yellow t-shirt selling bath bombs and cosmetics at Lush.

The cosmetic firm's co-founder Mark Constantine is a self-proclaimed "wishy-washy liberal who doesn’t believe in borders”.

A source claims bosses at the Eldon Square branch gave Crowther - whose criminal actions split opinion - a "second chance" after he was axed from his Sky call centre job.

Confirming his appointment, Lush said Crowther - who drenched Mr Farage in a "split second attack" - was appointed due to being experienced at a quick delivery.

A spokesperson said: "Lush's business is based around hand making cosmetics from fresh ingredients and delivering them quickly - something Paul seemed to have experience of."

The new gig means Crowther's store is merely feet from a Krispy Kreme kiosk, which sells £3.30 milkshakes

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/no ... zKOoMeG-4E

Why not? Lobbing a milkshake doesn’t make him a master criminal and he’s also clearly supported in doing so by his new boss.
Farage has landed him a better job. Hats off to Nigel.

How is throwing a milkshake an assault?
Why was Farage whinging like a little girl that had her pinktails pulled?
Why is Farage such a tosspot!

Guest wrote:How is throwing a milkshake an assault?
Why was Farage whinging like a little girl that had her pinktails pulled?
Why is Farage such a tosspot!

How is throwing acid or corrosive liquid an assault?

LordRaven wrote:

Guest wrote:How is throwing a milkshake an assault?
Why was Farage whinging like a little girl that had her pinktails pulled?
Why is Farage such a tosspot!

How is throwing acid or corrosive liquid an assault?

Small, far away...

LordRaven wrote:

Guest wrote:How is throwing a milkshake an assault?
Why was Farage whinging like a little girl that had her pinktails pulled?
Why is Farage such a tosspot!

How is throwing acid or corrosive liquid an assault?

Milkshake isn't a corrosive liquid duh.
Farage just wet his knickers
lol

Guest wrote:

LordRaven wrote:

Guest wrote:How is throwing a milkshake an assault?
Why was Farage whinging like a little girl that had her pinktails pulled?
Why is Farage such a tosspot!

How is throwing acid or corrosive liquid an assault?

Milkshake isn't a corrosive liquid duh.
Farage just wet his knickers
lol

That is a corrosive liquid so his shreddies will rot.

That aside, throwing milkshakes on people is just plain stupid.

It's a gateway liquid to far more dangerous liquids.

All joking aside, seeing the victims of liquid throwers I think I personally would jail the lot of them.

LordRaven wrote:

Guest wrote:

LordRaven wrote:

Guest wrote:How is throwing a milkshake an assault?
Why was Farage whinging like a little girl that had her pinktails pulled?
Why is Farage such a tosspot!

How is throwing acid or corrosive liquid an assault?

Milkshake isn't a corrosive liquid duh.
Farage just wet his knickers
lol

That is a corrosive liquid so his shreddies will rot.

That aside, throwing milkshakes on people is just plain stupid.

It's a gateway liquid to far more dangerous liquids.

All joking aside, seeing the victims of liquid throwers I think I personally would jail the lot of them.

Even the scum found it funny!

Guest wrote:

LordRaven wrote:

Guest wrote:

LordRaven wrote:

Guest wrote:How is throwing a milkshake an assault?
Why was Farage whinging like a little girl that had her pinktails pulled?
Why is Farage such a tosspot!

How is throwing acid or corrosive liquid an assault?

Milkshake isn't a corrosive liquid duh.
Farage just wet his knickers
lol

That is a corrosive liquid so his shreddies will rot.

That aside, throwing milkshakes on people is just plain stupid.

It's a gateway liquid to far more dangerous liquids.

All joking aside, seeing the victims of liquid throwers I think I personally would jail the lot of them.

Even the scum found it funny!

Waterstones and Fenwicks got some free advertising too.