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Farrage Milkshake Attacker Lands New Job

PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 12:42 pm
by Guest
A man sacked for dousing Nigel Farage in milkshake is back in work - at a shop meters from a stand selling milkshakes.

Paul Crowther was convicted of assault after hurling a £5.25 Five Guys drink at the Brexit Party leader.

But the lactose lobber has now been spotted in a yellow t-shirt selling bath bombs and cosmetics at Lush.

The cosmetic firm's co-founder Mark Constantine is a self-proclaimed "wishy-washy liberal who doesn’t believe in borders”.

A source claims bosses at the Eldon Square branch gave Crowther - whose criminal actions split opinion - a "second chance" after he was axed from his Sky call centre job.

Confirming his appointment, Lush said Crowther - who drenched Mr Farage in a "split second attack" - was appointed due to being experienced at a quick delivery.

A spokesperson said: "Lush's business is based around hand making cosmetics from fresh ingredients and delivering them quickly - something Paul seemed to have experience of."

The new gig means Crowther's store is merely feet from a Krispy Kreme kiosk, which sells £3.30 milkshakes

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/no ... zKOoMeG-4E


:pmsl: :cool:

Re: Farrage Milkshake Attacker Lands New Job

PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 1:04 pm
by Lady Murasaki
I’m sure he was gutted at losing that call centre job.

Re: Farrage Milkshake Attacker Lands New Job

PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 2:51 pm
by Stooo
Those Five Guys shakes are pretty fucking lush though...

Re: Farrage Milkshake Attacker Lands New Job

PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 3:34 pm
by Guest
Guest wrote:A man sacked for dousing Nigel Farage in milkshake is back in work - at a shop meters from a stand selling milkshakes.

Paul Crowther was convicted of assault after hurling a £5.25 Five Guys drink at the Brexit Party leader.

But the lactose lobber has now been spotted in a yellow t-shirt selling bath bombs and cosmetics at Lush.

The cosmetic firm's co-founder Mark Constantine is a self-proclaimed "wishy-washy liberal who doesn’t believe in borders”.

A source claims bosses at the Eldon Square branch gave Crowther - whose criminal actions split opinion - a "second chance" after he was axed from his Sky call centre job.

Confirming his appointment, Lush said Crowther - who drenched Mr Farage in a "split second attack" - was appointed due to being experienced at a quick delivery.

A spokesperson said: "Lush's business is based around hand making cosmetics from fresh ingredients and delivering them quickly - something Paul seemed to have experience of."

The new gig means Crowther's store is merely feet from a Krispy Kreme kiosk, which sells £3.30 milkshakes

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/no ... zKOoMeG-4E


:pmsl: :cool:

Why not? Lobbing a milkshake doesn’t make him a master criminal and he’s also clearly supported in doing so by his new boss.
Farage has landed him a better job. Hats off to Nigel.

Re: Farrage Milkshake Attacker Lands New Job

PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 4:17 pm
by Guest
How is throwing a milkshake an assault?
Why was Farage whinging like a little girl that had her pinktails pulled?
Why is Farage such a tosspot!

Re: Farrage Milkshake Attacker Lands New Job

PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 4:28 pm
by LordRaven
Guest wrote:How is throwing a milkshake an assault?
Why was Farage whinging like a little girl that had her pinktails pulled?
Why is Farage such a tosspot!


How is throwing acid or corrosive liquid an assault?

Re: Farrage Milkshake Attacker Lands New Job

PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 4:31 pm
by Stooo
LordRaven wrote:
Guest wrote:How is throwing a milkshake an assault?
Why was Farage whinging like a little girl that had her pinktails pulled?
Why is Farage such a tosspot!


How is throwing acid or corrosive liquid an assault?


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Re: Farrage Milkshake Attacker Lands New Job

PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 4:33 pm
by Guest
LordRaven wrote:
Guest wrote:How is throwing a milkshake an assault?
Why was Farage whinging like a little girl that had her pinktails pulled?
Why is Farage such a tosspot!


How is throwing acid or corrosive liquid an assault?


Milkshake isn't a corrosive liquid duh.
Farage just wet his knickers
lol

Re: Farrage Milkshake Attacker Lands New Job

PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 5:54 pm
by LordRaven
Guest wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
Guest wrote:How is throwing a milkshake an assault?
Why was Farage whinging like a little girl that had her pinktails pulled?
Why is Farage such a tosspot!


How is throwing acid or corrosive liquid an assault?


Milkshake isn't a corrosive liquid duh.
Farage just wet his knickers
lol


That is a corrosive liquid so his shreddies will rot.

That aside, throwing milkshakes on people is just plain stupid.

It's a gateway liquid to far more dangerous liquids. :pmsl:

All joking aside, seeing the victims of liquid throwers I think I personally would jail the lot of them. :smilin:

Re: Farrage Milkshake Attacker Lands New Job

PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:15 pm
by Guest
LordRaven wrote:
Guest wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
Guest wrote:How is throwing a milkshake an assault?
Why was Farage whinging like a little girl that had her pinktails pulled?
Why is Farage such a tosspot!


How is throwing acid or corrosive liquid an assault?


Milkshake isn't a corrosive liquid duh.
Farage just wet his knickers
lol


That is a corrosive liquid so his shreddies will rot.

That aside, throwing milkshakes on people is just plain stupid.

It's a gateway liquid to far more dangerous liquids. :pmsl:

All joking aside, seeing the victims of liquid throwers I think I personally would jail the lot of them. :smilin:


Even the scum found it funny!



:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

Re: Farrage Milkshake Attacker Lands New Job

PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:33 pm
by LordRaven
Guest wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
Guest wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
Guest wrote:How is throwing a milkshake an assault?
Why was Farage whinging like a little girl that had her pinktails pulled?
Why is Farage such a tosspot!


How is throwing acid or corrosive liquid an assault?


Milkshake isn't a corrosive liquid duh.
Farage just wet his knickers
lol


That is a corrosive liquid so his shreddies will rot.

That aside, throwing milkshakes on people is just plain stupid.

It's a gateway liquid to far more dangerous liquids. :pmsl:

All joking aside, seeing the victims of liquid throwers I think I personally would jail the lot of them. :smilin:


Even the scum found it funny!



:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

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