by Cherry de Voured » Sat Dec 09, 2023 1:09 pm
Just my two cents (or rather, by the amount of text, fifteen quid):
Initially, it started as no more than a gimmick that wasn't meant to be taken all that seriously. Like much of the policy in the reign of Boris Johnson, it was a lot of bluster and showmanship - in this case, to appeal to the interminably thick that would lap it up, the right-side of the Conservatives that supported him, but also the more fair-minded who had more legitimate concerns about immigration.
I don't think they ever thought it was workable, and even so - two-hundred people, a drop in the ocean. It also had the added bonus of kicking the boot into the European Union (i.e. Court of Human Rights) to strengthen his pro-Brexit credentials, and help divert the blame for why Brexit has gone so terribly fucking wrong.
But then Boris gets the chop, Truss enters and sinks the economy, and Li'l Rishi takes over the reigns. Li'l Rishi is the scraping at the bottom of the barrel, because at the time, even the Tories weren't mad enough to put a complete lunatic in charge.
But Boris had a cult of personality, which is why he could make a sinking ship appear to be buoyant (at least for a while). Li'l Rishi doesn't, because he doesn't have a fucking personality. He can't rely on his credentials and record, because he was complicit in everything that went wrong with Boris Johnson (whilst simultaneously trying to distance himself from him), and therefore the disaster that was Truss.
He probably did start with good intentions, though. A sensible, safe pair of hands. But even he knows that they're completely fucked - the UK is in a fucking mess (and still is), and he can't solve it, because doing so would mean pissing off his own party, which after all the resignations and sackings, has all the power in the hands of the lunatics (which is why he had to put some of them in his cabinet).
Three of his eventual five pledges are completely unachievable without pissing off his own party, the fourth (halving inflation) is at the mercy of forces outside of his control. So the fifth has to be "stop the boats". Now there's no-one left in his party with the sensibilities to make this achievable (and, in fairness, it's a really fucking complicated problem that Labour will have a hard time solving), so this fucking ridiculous Rwanda proposal, this nonsensical gimmick, now becomes the fifth pledge.
It's also the only pledge that gives him the wiggle-room to make scapegoats for his own incompetence and lack of action (such as blaming the courts, human rights laws, etc.), which also has the potential to be an election winner. But dull Li'l Rishi is so fucking dull that rent-a-gobs like Suella Braverman need to fill the void, so she goes full-blown headbanger about it, which may have aroused praise from some, but it ended up alienating far more people than before.
So all Li'l Rishi has is this completely unworkable, ridiculous, gimmick policy - and because he's got nothing else to get on his soapbox about (other than, say, speed limits, ULEZ and laughing gas - all of which became chip-paper news stories very quickly). But even Suella knows that the policy is completely ridiculous and unworkable, which is why she jumped ship and is now pointing fingers from the sidelines (she can't very well admit it's unworkable if she wants to be the next Tory leader, can she?).
Li'l Rishi knows he and the Tories are fucked at the next election (as do most of the Tories, which is why they've started taking jobs as rent-a-gobs at newspapers and the likes of GB News), he's got fuck all support within his party, so now it's a case of trying to at least scrape some of the vote from the interminably thick that have fled to Reform UK, as well as causing a headache for Labour at the next election and in government (because you can bet that immigration will be something the Tories, as an opposition, will not fucking shut up about).
You can tell that he knows he's on borrowed time, and the lunatic wing of the Tories are working overtime to ensure it's a fellow lunatic that'll be made leader of the opposition, so they're not going to shut up about it and let him go with any grace or dignity. I think he'd quite like to resign and fuck off to the USA to live, but the Tories know a leadership-spill will essentially be announcing a general election - and with polls the way they are, they'd be decimated.
So it's a ridiculous gimmick that became serious policy, but has now become the Tories only means of survival at the election, but also as an opposition as the Tories will (at least, by the hopes of the lunatic wing) just become a load of finger-pointing Suellas denying their own responsibility for the mess they created.
The Tories are a fucking mess, and I think long-time Tory voters that are still going to vote Tory at the next election really need a bit more self-respect, because the Tories have just taken the absolute piss out of those that voted for them by being so entirely self-interested.