STICKY FOR JOKES

[jra]

Katy Perry's boyfriend asked whether he could go down on her.

She replied, 'just eat'.

Ding donger.

[Dean]

Katy Perry's boyfriend asked whether he could go down on her.

She replied, 'just eat'.

Ding donger.

Not funny.

[common sense]

Chaos in London as thousands of Gorillas escape from London Zoo and run wild through London, oh sorry my mistake it's just the Notting Hill Carnival.

[common sense]

I came home and found a plumber tied up like a turkey in the kitchen. I said to the wife "where did you find him? " she said "truss-a-trader"

[Toke 'n' gesture]

Chaos in London as thousands of Gorillas escape from London Zoo and run wild through London, oh sorry my mistake it's just the Notting Hill Carnival.

[jra]

Talk Talk are allegedly going to change their name to 'Jimmy Two Times'.

[jra]

Salford road closed due to large soap spillage.

Elstree roads closed due to large soap opera spillage.

[common sense]

My gran and daughter share the same birthday today
My gran is 100 years old and got a letter from the new King.
My daughter is 13 years old and got a text suggesting a meet from Prince Andrew

[jra]

Looking for a religion. Sikh and you will find.

[common sense]

BBC R2s' Steve Wright replaced by another shirt lifter - There's not many straight DJ's left ... Watch out Ken Bruce !

[common sense]

I just walked out of Boots and I was asked if I would take part in a quick survey. I was asked what I use for grooming. I replied Haribos and chocolate are useful.

[jra]

I just walked out of Boots and I was asked if I would take part in a quick survey. I was asked what I use for grooming. I replied Haribos and chocolate are useful.

Another primate.

[common sense]

New health secretary Therese Coffey was asked what she was going to do about the current obesity problem.

"I am cutting out cake, crisps, pies and Kebabs and trying to exercise" she replied

[common sense]

Two newly weds turn up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite. The receptionist asks if they have reservations The bride says "yes, I'm a bit nervous about taking it up the arse"

[common sense]

I've just been kicked out of the family BBQ and arrested.

I misunderstood when my daughter said she wanted Daddies Sauce on her buns.