Oh Dear

[Old-Punk]

Bumped for people who want to see Old Punk lying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do not lie, I have personal problems.

[Punk]

I do not lie intentionally.
I have been under undue stress for quite a while now acting irrational when feeling down and insecure.
I have had a hard difficult life.
My first wife ran away with the next door neighbour, heaven help her if her husband catches up with them. Why do I feel so inadequate?
It is not funny to be terrified of opening the door of my camper van in case it is a Benefit Agency official to quizz me on my fraudulent claims. I am terrified in case they find me a job. it is difficult to find somewhere clean in a chicken factory to place my prayer mat to face Mecca.
Twice now, Truthy has persuaded my girlfriend to leave me for him, how does he do it, does he have something I don't?

I think I will have to see Agony Aunt Syl on the Mansion for guidance.

How sad for the Major to sign up as pretendy Old _Punk. He can't even get the underscore right

[Jobless Oddball]

I do not lie intentionally.
I have been under undue stress for quite a while now acting irrational when feeling down and insecure.
I have had a hard difficult life.
My first wife ran away with the next door neighbour, heaven help her if her husband catches up with them. Why do I feel so inadequate?
It is not funny to be terrified of opening the door of my camper van in case it is a Benefit Agency official to quizz me on my fraudulent claims. I am terrified in case they find me a job. it is difficult to find somewhere clean in a chicken factory to place my prayer mat to face Mecca.
Twice now, Truthy has persuaded my girlfriend to leave me for him, how does he do it, does he have something I don't?

I think I will have to see Agony Aunt Syl on the Mansion for guidance.

How sad for the Major to sign up as pretendy Old _Punk. He can't even get the underscore right

Evening LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Punk]

I do not lie intentionally.
I have been under undue stress for quite a while now acting irrational when feeling down and insecure.
I have had a hard difficult life.
My first wife ran away with the next door neighbour, heaven help her if her husband catches up with them. Why do I feel so inadequate?
It is not funny to be terrified of opening the door of my camper van in case it is a Benefit Agency official to quizz me on my fraudulent claims. I am terrified in case they find me a job. it is difficult to find somewhere clean in a chicken factory to place my prayer mat to face Mecca.
Twice now, Truthy has persuaded my girlfriend to leave me for him, how does he do it, does he have something I don't?

I think I will have to see Agony Aunt Syl on the Mansion for guidance.

How sad for the Major to sign up as pretendy Old _Punk. He can't even get the underscore right

Evening LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the double negative, which proves what everyone said all along JO.



Cue the pathetic effort to change my quote

[Jobless Oddball]

Thanks for the double negative, which proves what everyone said all along JO.



Cue the pathetic effort to change my quote

Evening snide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1snide]

Thanks for the double negative, which proves what everyone said all along JO.



Cue the pathetic effort to change my quote

Evening snide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Evening snidey JO

[Jobless Oddball]

Evening snidey JO

Evening Snidey McSnideson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jobless Oddball]

Any snides on here this afternoon????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[fink]

afternoon JO snide signing in

[Jobless Oddball]

afternoon JO snide signing in

Anymore snides reporting in for duty????????????????????????????????????????????????????????