Inspirational, Life, Funny & Passive Aggressive Quotes

[luddite]

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This is one of my favourite quotes.

One of my favourites is...

You can always tell a Yorkshireman but you can't tell him much.

Another is, a Yorkshireman is a Scot with the generosity taken out.

[Vicky]

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This is one of my favourite quotes.

One of my favourites is...

You can always tell a Yorkshireman but you can't tell him much.

Another is, a Yorkshireman is a Scot with the generosity taken out.

Morning Luds.

I hope everything is okay with you my friend, i haven't spoken to you for a while.

Not long until Wimbledon now.

[Vicky]

Talking of tight people, here's one for you Luds.

"Did you hear about the Scottish guy that was so tight, he got himself tasered by the polis to try and charge his phone"

[luddite]

Talking of tight people, here's one for you Luds.

"Did you hear about the Scottish guy that was so tight, he got himself tasered by the polis to try and charge his phone"

I have a friend who is the tightest bloke I know, he only turns his mobile phone on to make a call then turns it off immediately "to save the battery"

[Vicky]

Talking of tight people, here's one for you Luds.

"Did you hear about the Scottish guy that was so tight, he got himself tasered by the polis to try and charge his phone"

I have a friend who is the tightest bloke I know, he only turns his mobile phone on to make a call then turns it off immediately "to save the battery"

I knew this man that would write down what he was going to say and then phone someone.

You couldn't ask him how he was doing or what the weather was like.

He just said what was on his notepad and hung up.

[Vicky]

[Vicky]

Who's the seven?

[Vicky]

[luddite]

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Who's the seven?

I think you're bad Vic, Michael Jackson bad.

[Keyser]

[Vicky]

[Vicky]

[luddite]

Do you really believe in that old tosh Vic?

I believe people's characters are a mix of nature and nurture, not influenced by superstitious bolix.

Anyway, us aquarians are extremely sceptical of such rubbish.

[Vicky]

Do you really believe in that old tosh Vic?

I believe people's characters are a mix of nature and nurture, not influenced by superstitious bolix.

Anyway, us aquarians are extremely sceptical of such rubbish.

I find it interesting Luds.

As for superstitions, don't put new shoes on the table, saluting magpies, throwing salt over your shoulder.

I do all those.

[luddite]

Do you really believe in that old tosh Vic?

I believe people's characters are a mix of nature and nurture, not influenced by superstitious bolix.

Anyway, us aquarians are extremely sceptical of such rubbish.

I find it interesting Luds.

As for superstitions, don't put new shoes on the table, saluting magpies, throwing salt over your shoulder.

I do all those.

I also find it interesting Vic, I often read horoscopes and have a chuckle over the rubbish spouted.

I always open an umbrella indoors, it's the only way to dry it out.

I am not daft enough to walk under ladders though.