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Postby Markey mark » Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:50 pm

Me and my missus went out for a drink last night , had a good night , got talking to this young lady in mid 20s, in the conversation she said she a Transsexual and had the full works , in fact I couldnt tell the difference , she was quite merry and said her family didn't accept him as a her , but one thing she said that she gay , because she likes men , I said surely if you are a her now you can't be gay , can you
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Re: Transsexual

Postby Guest » Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:21 pm

Markey mark wrote:Me and my missus went out for a drink last night , had a good night , got talking to this young lady in mid 20s, in the conversation she said she a Transsexual and had the full works , in fact I couldnt tell the difference , she was quite merry and said her family didn't accept him as a her , but one thing she said that she gay , because she likes men , I said surely if you are a her now you can't be gay , can you


So were you "Gobsmacked" this person did not look like a Frankenstein monster and appeared quite normal. ?
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Re: Transsexual

Postby luddite » Sun Aug 20, 2017 7:45 pm

I think I may be a cross dresser, I get really wound up when my trousers get too tight.

Boom boom! :canny:
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Re: Transsexual

Postby Stooo » Sun Aug 20, 2017 8:11 pm

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I also watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show quite a lot and fancy women.

Do with that what you may :mrgreen:
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Re: Transsexual

Postby Markey mark » Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:27 pm

Guest wrote:
Markey mark wrote:Me and my missus went out for a drink last night , had a good night , got talking to this young lady in mid 20s, in the conversation she said she a Transsexual and had the full works , in fact I couldnt tell the difference , she was quite merry and said her family didn't accept him as a her , but one thing she said that she gay , because she likes men , I said surely if you are a her now you can't be gay , can you


So were you "Gobsmacked" this person did not look like a Frankenstein monster and appeared quite normal. ?[/quote


I was pissed even you would look normal at the time
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Re: Transsexual

Postby Guest » Sun Aug 20, 2017 11:22 pm

Markey mark wrote:
Guest wrote:
Markey mark wrote:Me and my missus went out for a drink last night , had a good night , got talking to this young lady in mid 20s, in the conversation she said she a Transsexual and had the full works , in fact I couldnt tell the difference , she was quite merry and said her family didn't accept him as a her , but one thing she said that she gay , because she likes men , I said surely if you are a her now you can't be gay , can you


So were you "Gobsmacked" this person did not look like a Frankenstein monster and appeared quite normal. ?[/quote


I was pissed even you would look normal at the time


So after a couple of drinks you lowered your inhibitions, did you come to any harm talking to this person ?
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Re: Transsexual

Postby Guest » Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:05 am

i don't believe a word of markey's op.
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Re: Transsexual

Postby Markey mark » Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:57 am

Guest wrote:i don't believe a word of markey's op.



I know lot on forums are unbalanced, I haven't got to that stage yet
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Re: Transsexual

Postby Guest » Mon Aug 21, 2017 11:07 am

Markey mark wrote:
Guest wrote:i don't believe a word of markey's op.



I know lot on forums are unbalanced, I haven't got to that stage yet


sure you haven't markey, sure you havent.
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Re: Transsexual

Postby Markey mark » Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:30 pm

Spoke to a friend who new this transsexual I spoken too that Saturday night , she has been in prison for beating her girlfriends , she bisexual and herself has been beating up a few times for having sex with men , then telling after sex that she was once a man , apparently in Camden she well known for a trouble making and has been nicked many times for violence against men or woman and fight dirty . Suppose it doesn't matter of you have your meat and two veg cut off and grow a pair of tits , end of the day if your born a male , your a male
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Re: Transsexual

Postby Lambert » Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:21 pm

Ahhaha! What a story, Mark.
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Re: Transsexual

Postby Markey mark » Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:06 am

Lambert wrote:Ahhaha! What a story, Mark.



Perhaps you lived a sheltered life . Many of us nornal folk has seen life as it is . You can go to almost any pub in camden of a weekend and you can see every form of humans from trannys . Straights . Nudist . Yep theres one a club that that once a month have a nudist night . If your into swinging theres couple place you can go to . Theres a pub just down the road that a gay place . Downstairs bar they have little dark room were men will have sex infront of strangers . Disgusting. If you want to smoke dope yes theres a couple little clubs if your face is known . You can enter and smoke dope all night . But you need to live a life beyond forums to experience it. Seriously seeing or talking to a transexual in london bars is the norm just part of life . In what you havent a clue about
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Re: Transsexual

Postby Guest » Thu Sep 21, 2017 10:23 am

Markey mark wrote:
Lambert wrote:Ahhaha! What a story, Mark.



Perhaps you lived a sheltered life . Many of us nornal folk has seen life as it is . You can go to almost any pub in camden of a weekend and you can see every form of humans from trannys . Straights . Nudist . Yep theres one a club that that once a month have a nudist night . If your into swinging theres couple place you can go to . Theres a pub just down the road that a gay place . Downstairs bar they have little dark room were men will have sex infront of strangers . Disgusting. If you want to smoke dope yes theres a couple little clubs if your face is known . You can enter and smoke dope all night . But you need to live a life beyond forums to experience it. Seriously seeing or talking to a transexual in london bars is the norm just part of life . In what you havent a clue about


And?
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Re: Transsexual

Postby Markey mark » Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:28 pm

Markey mark wrote:
Lambert wrote:Ahhaha! What a story, Mark.



Perhaps you lived a sheltered life . Many of us nornal folk has seen life as it is . You can go to almost any pub in camden of a weekend and you can see every form of humans from trannys . Straights . Nudist . Yep theres one a club that that once a month have a nudist night . If your into swinging theres couple place you can go to . Theres a pub just down the road that a gay place . Downstairs bar they have little dark room were men will have sex infront of strangers . Disgusting. If you want to smoke dope yes theres a couple little clubs if your face is known . You can enter and smoke dope all night . But you need to live a life beyond forums to experience it. Seriously seeing or talking to a transexual in london bars is the norm just part of life . In what you havent a clue about




Dear lambert

I really truely sorry for replying to your post as i did . Tottaly i am at fault . When i responded to your post this morning it was at work using my mobile . I didnt have my reading glasses and read your post wrong and thought it was someone you were someone else .
I cant apologised to you enogh
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Re: Transsexual

Postby Major Starbold » Fri Sep 22, 2017 6:24 pm

Do not take any notice of their gang mentality Markey, they have not walked in your shoes or could have.

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