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Postby Major » Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:27 pm

Had a nice surprise today.

Going back a few weeks we shot quite a few duck, I took 12 into my fav Chinky as a present for them cus they look after us very well.
I had only just come in this afternoon when a young Chinese lad rang the bell, he handed me a box and said the contents were from HIS restaurant which he named, he was gone so quick I did not have chance to speak with him, he seemed shy, strange.
Inside was a note explaining he is the great grandson of my old mate Chicken George and thanking me for the 12 duck and being a good friend to George.
Also there were 6 frozen half ducks perfectly dressed with pancakes and sauce in 6 individual foil containers.

I remember him now, I met him at Georges funeral last year, believe it or not it was a happy funeral.
In all the years I knew George he would never tell me his age, he just laffed when I mentioned it.

A nice surprise.
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Re: Nice Surprise

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:50 pm

Where will they ghut these birds and then hang them?
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Re: Nice Surprise

Postby Stooo » Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:55 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Where will they ghut these birds and then hang them?


Let alone freezing them whole.
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Re: Nice Surprise

Postby Guest » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:03 pm

so starbold had a chinese takeaway delivered. :roll:
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Re: Nice Surprise

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:20 pm

Wild duck carries many parasites and should be hung no longer than three or four days but some people hang them for two weeks.
I reckon this place could possibly be closed down for this behaviour if .... it really existed.
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Re: Nice Surprise

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:20 pm

I think the name chicken George is a bit of a give away.
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Re: Nice Surprise

Postby Guest » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:24 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Wild duck carries many parasites and should be hung no longer than three or four days but some people hang them for two weeks.
I reckon this place could possibly be closed down for this behaviour if .... it really existed.


if the grandad was chicken george then the delivery driver was kunta kinte & the restaurant is called roots.

this thread was just an excuse for more racism from the deranged old cunt.
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Re: Nice Surprise

Postby Dean » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:24 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Wild duck carries many parasites and should be hung no longer than three or four days but some people hang them for two weeks.
I reckon this place could possibly be closed down for this behaviour if .... it really existed.


Indeed. Whilst thinking about how the ducks will be stored and gutted, you have to take into account that starbold has completely made this story up and is infact a senile old troll...
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Re: Nice Surprise

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:26 pm

Dean wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Wild duck carries many parasites and should be hung no longer than three or four days but some people hang them for two weeks.
I reckon this place could possibly be closed down for this behaviour if .... it really existed.


Indeed. Whilst thinking about how the ducks will be stored and gutted, you have to take into account that starbold has completely made this story up and is infact a senile old troll...

Another giveaway is the fact he posted the same story years ago.
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Re: Nice Surprise

Postby Major » Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:39 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Dean wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Wild duck carries many parasites and should be hung no longer than three or four days but some people hang them for two weeks.
I reckon this place could possibly be closed down for this behaviour if .... it really existed.


Indeed. Whilst thinking about how the ducks will be stored and gutted, you have to take into account that starbold has completely made this story up and is infact a senile old troll...

Another giveaway is the fact he posted the same story years ago.


Show the evidence of your statement, Rolly
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Re: Nice Surprise

Postby Goodwife » Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:41 pm

Guest wrote:so starbold had a chinese takeaway delivered. :roll:


Yeah but it was a nice story

Kinda heartwarming as long as you are not a duck
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Re: Nice Surprise

Postby Major » Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:44 pm

Stooo wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Where will they ghut these birds and then hang them?


Let alone freezing them whole.


The Chinese taheaways usually cook their ducks in halves or quarters
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Re: Nice Surprise

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Re: Nice Surprise

Postby measurer » Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:53 pm

Tooo greasy for me. :pukeup:
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Re: Nice Surprise

Postby Stooo » Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:55 pm

Major wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Where will they ghut these birds and then hang them?


Let alone freezing them whole.


The Chinese taheaways usually cook their ducks in halves or quarters


*buy them in frozen from Macros or Bookers*
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