Church Pews -Hey Rolly

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Re: Church Pews -Hey Rolly

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:26 pm

Major wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Major wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Buying blind is a big no no especially with antique wooden products.
Planing antique wooden products is a no no as they now brand new products and all history and antique value has now gone.
No one would plane antique furniture.
No one with any experience of buying and sell church pews would dream of it.
There is no reason whatsoever you could give anyone for such behaviour so I'm calling bullshitt.
Utter bulhit.
But go on let's hear it.


I have bought 2 lots BLIND, Rolly, still in the red.

Woodworm or varnish damage ... oh you wouldn't know.



What I do know Rolly is how to turn a £1 coin into a £10 note and is is not by magic.

Buy cheap and sell cheap, Rolly

Woodworm is not a prob Rolly, they would be put through the kindling machine at a push

So you'd have some cheap antique firewood for sale :pmsl:
You're full of shit.
There's a market for pews pitch pine or oak.
Even slightly damaged you're looking at anything from two hundred quid to a thousand quid depending on different factors but nope ... you'll shove them through a kindling machine to get 50p a bag for firewood.
What a complete fraud you are.
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Re: Church Pews -Hey Rolly

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:27 pm

Major wrote:Instead of being BITTER, TWISTED, A KNOWALL and JEALOUS Mr. Rolly try reading my thread PROPERLY then you will see you are the bulls***er.

:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: Church Pews -Hey Rolly

Postby Bella » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:28 pm

Snookerballs wrote:
Major wrote:
Snookerballs wrote:Regurgitating the Church Pew story, you do that on every Forum you post on .

Change your avvy Starbold .

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This is my 4th deal Squirtaboy.


Are we really that interested ?? :dunno:

Change your avvy Starbold .

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I think its from Jezzas exiles, am I right?
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Re: Church Pews -Hey Rolly

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:30 pm

The first thing I'd be doing is contacting a shipper who would snap them up for sale on the global market especially America.
There's also a ready domestic market.
If you have spent your life in and out of sales rooms of course you'd know all this and this is what your fourth set of church pews .... you'd know all this off the top of your thick head.
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Re: Church Pews -Hey Rolly

Postby Stooo » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:30 pm

Fucking pikeys...
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Re: Church Pews -Hey Rolly

Postby Snookerballs » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:33 pm

Stooo wrote:Fucking pikeys...


End up stripping the lead off church roofs next ! .
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Re: Church Pews -Hey Rolly

Postby Stooo » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:38 pm

Snookerballs wrote:
Stooo wrote:Fucking pikeys...


End up stripping the lead off church roofs next ! .


The irony :mrgreen:
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Re: Church Pews -Hey Rolly

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:43 pm

Welsh church pews on Ebay ....... https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_odkw ... s&_sacat=0


Scottish and Irish ones are selling well too but not so much the English for some reason :dunno:
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Re: Church Pews -Hey Rolly

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:47 pm

Welsh ones have a finish that dealers are looking for called calle craquelure ... a crazed varnish finish.
No one is sure how this aging happens other than most churches and chapels in Wales were freezing as they rarely had heating.
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Re: Church Pews -Hey Rolly

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:49 pm

Major wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Major wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Buying blind is a big no no especially with antique wooden products.
Planing antique wooden products is a no no as they now brand new products and all history and antique value has now gone.
No one would plane antique furniture.
No one with any experience of buying and sell church pews would dream of it.
There is no reason whatsoever you could give anyone for such behaviour so I'm calling bullshitt.
Utter bulhit.
But go on let's hear it.


I have bought 2 lots BLIND, Rolly, still in the red.

Woodworm or varnish damage ... oh you wouldn't know.



What I do know Rolly is how to turn a £1 coin into a £10 note and is is not by magic.

Buy cheap and sell cheap, Rolly

Woodworm is not a prob Rolly, they would be put through the kindling machine at a push

The magic is called knowledge and experience something you clearly don't have.
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Re: Church Pews -Hey Rolly

Postby Stooo » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:49 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Welsh ones have a finish that dealers are looking for called calle craquelure ... a crazed varnish finish.
No one is sure how this aging happens other than most churches and chapels in Wales were freezing as they rarely had heating.


You can stick your pegs up your arse...
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Re: Church Pews -Hey Rolly

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:51 pm

Stooo wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Welsh ones have a finish that dealers are looking for called calle craquelure ... a crazed varnish finish.
No one is sure how this aging happens other than most churches and chapels in Wales were freezing as they rarely had heating.


You can stick your pegs up your arse...

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Re: Church Pews -Hey Rolly

Postby Major » Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:40 pm

I already have outlets for the finished planed and sized wood, Rolly.

I do not pay for transport or driver.

All it costs me is 2 days lump pay

If ya can make a few quid without touching merchandise then do so, don't complicate things, by Monday night all this will be sold.

Maybe ya would like to help me count my profit.

I will keep you informed so you will not feel left out. lol
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Re: Church Pews -Hey Rolly

Postby Major » Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:43 pm

Stooo wrote:Fucking pikeys...



lol lol lol
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Re: Church Pews -Hey Rolly

Postby Major » Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:48 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:The first thing I'd be doing is contacting a shipper who would snap them up for sale on the global market especially America.
There's also a ready domestic market.
If you have spent your life in and out of sales rooms of course you'd know all this and this is what your fourth set of church pews .... you'd know all this off the top of your thick head.


You would not make a bean doing iy your way Rolly, you over complicate things and have a far to high expenses and worry.

Don't be greedy, make a bit and run, let someone else have the headaches
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