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Postby art0hur0moh » Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:14 pm

have all the toys and trinkets You like. what would some of them be?

saw a pendant from JustGlassItBrehat I wanted to post a picture of, can't remember how to post image files?
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Re: if you could

Postby Gabby » Thu Feb 21, 2019 11:49 am

I wish I’d still got my first jewellery box :wubbers: .... it was a pink wind up musical one in the shape of a piano, with a beautiful rotating ballerina..... I was about 5 years old and mesmerised by it! :wubwub:
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Re: if you could

Postby McAz » Thu Feb 21, 2019 11:59 am

My sled with Rosebud written on it.
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Re: if you could

Postby Gabby » Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:03 pm

McAz wrote:My sled with Rosebud written on it.


That’s your new name from now on! :laughing:
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Re: if you could

Postby McAz » Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:04 pm

Gabby wrote:
McAz wrote:My sled with Rosebud written on it.


That’s your new name from now on! :laughing:

:pmsl:
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Re: if you could

Postby Gabby » Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:08 pm

McAz wrote:
Gabby wrote:
McAz wrote:My sled with Rosebud written on it.


That’s your new name from now on! :laughing:

:pmsl:


Get used to it... Rosebud! :leer:
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Re: if you could

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Feb 21, 2019 5:42 pm

A two bed shack in the woods with a pot bellied stove where I can attend my funeral.
Yes I plan on attending my funeral before I die. Why should others get all the beer and curly edged egg and cree sarnies while I'm dead?
I'm going to arrange a party a few months before I die and then if no one turns up when I'm dead cos they can't be arsed attending twice I won't mind because I'll be dead. It's not easy to do though.
Timing and shit.
I'm getting healthier and fitter! :ooer:
Aint that weird?
So I have no idea if I'll be able to pull it off and as far as the shack goes ... it might just be happening for me in a couple of years if only the old bastard that owns it just now will hurry up and fucking die!
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Re: if you could

Postby art0hur0moh » Thu Feb 21, 2019 10:40 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:A two bed shack in the woods with a pot bellied stove where I can attend my funeral.
Yes I plan on attending my funeral before I die. Why should others get all the beer and curly edged egg and cree sarnies while I'm dead?
I'm going to arrange a party a few months before I die and then if no one turns up when I'm dead cos they can't be arsed attending twice I won't mind because I'll be dead. It's not easy to do though.
Timing and shit.
I'm getting healthier and fitter! :ooer:
Aint that weird?
So I have no idea if I'll be able to pull it off and as far as the shack goes ... it might just be happening for me in a couple of years if only the old bastard that owns it just now will hurry up and fucking die!


a Friend wants to be buried at Sea, everyone who doesn't like Him is invited to dance on His grave.
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Re: if you could

Postby jra » Mon Feb 25, 2019 11:03 am

art0hur0moh wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:A two bed shack in the woods with a pot bellied stove where I can attend my funeral.
Yes I plan on attending my funeral before I die. Why should others get all the beer and curly edged egg and cree sarnies while I'm dead?
I'm going to arrange a party a few months before I die and then if no one turns up when I'm dead cos they can't be arsed attending twice I won't mind because I'll be dead. It's not easy to do though.
Timing and shit.
I'm getting healthier and fitter! :ooer:
Aint that weird?
So I have no idea if I'll be able to pull it off and as far as the shack goes ... it might just be happening for me in a couple of years if only the old bastard that owns it just now will hurry up and fucking die!


a Friend wants to be buried at Sea, everyone who doesn't like Him is invited to dance on His grave.


You don't want David Blaine turning up.
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Re: if you could

Postby art0hur0moh » Mon Feb 25, 2019 2:04 pm

jra wrote:
art0hur0moh wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:A two bed shack in the woods with a pot bellied stove where I can attend my funeral.
Yes I plan on attending my funeral before I die. Why should others get all the beer and curly edged egg and cree sarnies while I'm dead?
I'm going to arrange a party a few months before I die and then if no one turns up when I'm dead cos they can't be arsed attending twice I won't mind because I'll be dead. It's not easy to do though.
Timing and shit.
I'm getting healthier and fitter! :ooer:
Aint that weird?
So I have no idea if I'll be able to pull it off and as far as the shack goes ... it might just be happening for me in a couple of years if only the old bastard that owns it just now will hurry up and fucking die!


a Friend wants to be buried at Sea, everyone who doesn't like Him is invited to dance on His grave.


You don't want David Blaine turning up.

I think He likes David Blaine? not sure. I prefer Chris Angel
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Re: if you could

Postby art0hur0moh » Mon Feb 25, 2019 2:12 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:A two bed shack in the woods with a pot bellied stove where I can attend my funeral.
Yes I plan on attending my funeral before I die. Why should others get all the beer and curly edged egg and cree sarnies while I'm dead?
I'm going to arrange a party a few months before I die and then if no one turns up when I'm dead cos they can't be arsed attending twice I won't mind because I'll be dead. It's not easy to do though.
Timing and shit.
I'm getting healthier and fitter! :ooer:
Aint that weird?
So I have no idea if I'll be able to pull it off and as far as the shack goes ... it might just be happening for me in a couple of years if only the old bastard that owns it just now will hurry up and fucking die!

the vast majority of Beings fight to the last breath.
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Re: if you could

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Mon Feb 25, 2019 8:45 pm

art0hur0moh wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:A two bed shack in the woods with a pot bellied stove where I can attend my funeral.
Yes I plan on attending my funeral before I die. Why should others get all the beer and curly edged egg and cree sarnies while I'm dead?
I'm going to arrange a party a few months before I die and then if no one turns up when I'm dead cos they can't be arsed attending twice I won't mind because I'll be dead. It's not easy to do though.
Timing and shit.
I'm getting healthier and fitter! :ooer:
Aint that weird?
So I have no idea if I'll be able to pull it off and as far as the shack goes ... it might just be happening for me in a couple of years if only the old bastard that owns it just now will hurry up and fucking die!

the vast majority of Beings fight to the last breath.

Going to my own funeral was inspired by something in a magazine years ago can't remember who it was now.
Forgot all about it then someone else was talking about it recently can't remember who or where though.
Radio 4 maybe in the last few weeks and seeing as I'm older now it struck a chord with more resonance this time.
I'm really up for a good party.
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