by common sense » Wed Jun 17, 2020 7:23 am
The early 1970s. The Pope is visiting the USA. Several times his pope-mobile is held up by someone attempting to get in. “Elvis, Elvis!!” shouts an old guy, clambering up onto the car. “No, no, my child,” says the Pope, “I am the Holy Father.” They drive on, the same thing happens again; this time an old woman manages to enter the Pope-mobile. “Elvis, Elvis!!” she shouts. “No, no, my child,” says the Pope, “I am the Holy Father.” And he puts her out of the car. Suddenly a beautiful young woman in a low -cut top and mini skirt throws open the car door. “Elvis, Elvis!!” she screams and the Pope goes, “Well, it’s one for the money, two for the show....”