Snookerballs wrote:Adam and Chris decide to go on a camping holiday in Scotland , they pack up the car with their gear and head off , by the time they hit Scotland they are in the midst of a blizzard , they lose their way in the Snow Storm but come across a large farm house, Adam knocks on the door and is greeted by a very attractive woman , Adam asks could she put them up for the night, the woman replies" I cant let you into the House because I have recently become a widow and it would be bad for my reputation inviting strangers into the house to stay overnight " Adam replies " I understand, we could stay in the barn, leave at first light when the weather is better"
"OK " the woman replies
The pals both settled in the barn and as promised left first thing in the morning and continued their holiday .
Some nine months later Adam receives a letter from a Solicitor in Scotland after reading it he is shocked with the news so goes and sees Chris and asks him"When we stayed in the Barn in Scotland did you get up in the night and visit the Widower"
Chris obviously was embarrassed and red faced that he had been found out " yes" he said "Sorry I did not tell you about it"
Adam then said " and you did not give her your name, but used my name instead "
Chris was even more embarrassed " yes I told her my name was Adam and gave her your address , I am very sorry "
Adam laughed and said " Thats OK the widower has died and left me all her money and the Farmhouse "
Was that the result you were expecting ???
My wife used to be a stunner.
She worked in the abattoir.
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