STICKY FOR JOKES

[Rolluplostinspace]

And the joke is?

Whatever the joke is it looks like it could be racist to me . !

It would to you as you are ANTI BRITISH to the core, the worst scum critter to be an oxygen thief..

The likes of you have ruined this beloved island of mine.

Now you can apologise for mentioning the word RACIST unnecessary in the JOKES SECTION. YOU ALWAYS GET AWAY WITH IT.

Always making demands like you're something special.

[Snookerballs]

Irrespective of a rabbit fur colour, the meat tastes the same, lovely bubbly.

Stand on your own two feet, SB

I must be a bit thick , What is the joke ?????

[drum]

Irrespective of a rabbit fur colour, the meat tastes the same, lovely bubbly.

Stand on your own two feet, SB

Why would anyone want to eat BING?

traumatize the kids if I showed them Bing for tea.

[Stooo]

What's the difference between Emma Raducanu and Prince Andrew?


Emma isn't afraid of US courts

[common sense]

Did you know that Tesco have bought out MFI ?
I only realised when I bought a chicken yesterday....and the leg fell off..

[common sense]

The woman who fell off a Channel ferry and drowned last week has just been named by police as Eileen Dover.

[common sense]

I have been accused of stealing a poolside inflateable. Got to Lie lo for a while.

[common sense]

I joined a new Carpenters class at college a week ago. Haven't made anything yet. We've only just begun.

[common sense]

I passed the YMCA today and a lad was outside stroking a duck
I said 'young man there's no need to feel down'

[common sense]

A world class restaurant has been burnt to the ground, the 14th century Star Inn at Harome .

We were only there yesterday with the kids. In fact I nicked some batteries out of a little round thing on the ceiling for my sons toy robot. We had a great time.

[common sense]

I'm not saying my wife is fat, but she's spent more time in the fridge than Walt Disney's head.

[common sense]

I got woken up at 5am today by a bird tweeting.

If she doesn't get a grip on her Internet addiction soon, I'm dumping her.

[common sense]

Homeless man's honest sign helps him get a roof over his head ahead of Christmas"

"My wife is buried under the patio of my former home."

[common sense]

A UK man went to court for the right to marry his laptop computer.

He said his laptop computer is just like a wife because whenever he brings it into bed, it freezes.

[common sense]

Spain completed 850 passes in their world cup game the other night .
The only way England could equal that is if we put Harry Kane on Mastermind .