My Old Tailor

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Went into a cafe this morning and sitting in there was my old tailor, I was a bit embarrassed as I had dodged hime for about 3 years, did not need his skills

Cutting a long story short we ended up back at his shop for a butchuz.
I thought I gotta buy something so I asked if he had any tweed jackets, yes he said and went out the back to get an assortment , they were my type so I tried one one, guess what, the whole consignment had been made to button on the wrong side.
I did not really need one anyway

The poor old bugga did not know where to put himself

He just phoned me, they have all gone back by the original carrier.

He reckons they cannot be altered satisfactory.