Have you ever been to a school re-union?

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Re: Have you ever been to a school re-union?

Postby Major » Mon May 24, 2021 3:09 pm

You are an as slicker SB and hardly ever get things right.

I bet you were a milk monitor and cleaned the blackboard in school and changed your clothes in the gym behind the vaulting apparatus as you were ashamed of your w----
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Re: Have you ever been to a school re-union?

Postby Stooo » Mon May 24, 2021 6:01 pm

Major wrote:You are an as slicker SB and hardly ever get things right.

I bet you were a milk monitor and cleaned the blackboard in school and changed your clothes in the gym behind the vaulting apparatus as you were ashamed of your w----


At least he went to school, while you were robbing sheds...
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Re: Have you ever been to a school re-union?

Postby Major » Mon May 24, 2021 7:59 pm

Stooo wrote:
Major wrote:You are an as slicker SB and hardly ever get things right.

I bet you were a milk monitor and cleaned the blackboard in school and changed your clothes in the gym behind the vaulting apparatus as you were ashamed of your w----


At least he went to school, while you were robbing sheds...


Will childish comments Stooo.
I have never been up before the beak except for speeding.
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Re: Have you ever been to a school re-union?

Postby Stooo » Mon May 24, 2021 8:14 pm

Major wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Major wrote:You are an as slicker SB and hardly ever get things right.

I bet you were a milk monitor and cleaned the blackboard in school and changed your clothes in the gym behind the vaulting apparatus as you were ashamed of your w----


At least he went to school, while you were robbing sheds...


Will childish comments Stooo.
I have never been up before the beak except for speeding.


Which reads as you never got caught.

Yet.
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Re: Have you ever been to a school re-union?

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Mon May 24, 2021 9:02 pm

Major wrote:You are an as slicker SB and hardly ever get things right.

I bet you were a milk monitor and cleaned the blackboard in school and changed your clothes in the gym behind the vaulting apparatus as you were ashamed of your w----

This is what second childhood looks like.
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Re: Have you ever been to a school re-union?

Postby common sense » Wed May 26, 2021 8:02 pm

Major wrote:You are an as slicker SB and hardly ever get things right.

I bet you were a milk monitor and cleaned the blackboard in school and changed your clothes in the gym behind the vaulting apparatus as you were ashamed of your w----



Nah bet he had a nice watch.. :yess:
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Re: Have you ever been to a school re-union?

Postby Major » Wed May 26, 2021 8:14 pm

WITH 2 HANDS ON IT. :gigglesnshit: :gigglesnshit: :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Have you ever been to a school re-union?

Postby common sense » Thu May 27, 2021 7:13 am

Major wrote:WITH 2 HANDS ON IT. :gigglesnshit: :gigglesnshit: :gigglesnshit:



LOL, yes. Or a digital one. :leer:
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Re: Have you ever been to a school re-union?

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu May 27, 2021 7:55 am

Here's one for my stalker guest to have a pop at:
The first talking watch (as told to me when given it) was a green box shaped affair with plastic strap overly large and too cumbersome to be put into production.
It was a prototype and on display in a cabinet along with some other advanced not in general production stuff in a Japanese banks entrance hall.
I think this was around 1981/2.
Two of the items were nicked from the display cases somehow and ended up in my possession.
The other thing was the worlds first miniature portable tv with a one inch screen.
I'm guessing the size might have been slightly bigger but the whole thing was smaller little bit thicker than a cassette tape and looked very flash and was called 21st Century tv.
At the time they were amazing to look at and operate but would seem pretty bland now.
I found a safe customer because it wasn't easy to sell these things openly and was on my way to the guy with them in the glove compartment when I was pulled by the drug squad and hoisted off for full search whilst my car was searched in a carpark where they stopped me.
There was also a very advanced musical keyboard guitar style and something else.
I was given the car keys back at the police station when they were kicking me out without any charges and was told... we've cleaned the rubbish out of your car for you. They'd nicked everything interesting.
I doubt they realised where the watch and TV had come from but they were pieces of technology seen by very few people before and they just couldn't resist.
There you go guest.
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Re: Have you ever been to a school re-union?

Postby drum » Thu May 27, 2021 8:17 am

My first watch was a Timex
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Re: Have you ever been to a school re-union?

Postby Major » Thu May 27, 2021 2:22 pm

My first grown up watch was Ingersol.
My last but one grown up watch was Rolex but when they wanted £400, yes four hundred quid to service it I sold it.
Now I have a Seconda which keeps good time.
Paying out £thousands for fancy watches nd handbags is crazy, wish our lot would learn.

Buying Rolex is money in the bank for a rainy day, the taxman cannot get you then.







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Re: Have you ever been to a school re-union?

Postby Snookerballs » Thu May 27, 2021 3:42 pm

Major wrote:My first grown up watch was Ingersol.
My last but one grown up watch was Rolex but when they wanted £400, yes four hundred quid to service it I sold it.
Now I have a Seconda which keeps good time.
Paying out £thousands for fancy watches nd handbags is crazy, wish our lot would learn.

Buying Rolex is money in the bank for a rainy day, the taxman cannot get you then.

What has Boasting about how many Rolex`s you have to do with School Re Unions ????

STAY ON TOPIC !!!! :leer:







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Re: Have you ever been to a school re-union?

Postby Major » Thu May 27, 2021 4:16 pm

I just followed Drum, SB with her Timex
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Re: Have you ever been to a school re-union?

Postby common sense » Fri May 28, 2021 6:56 am

drum wrote:My first watch was a Timex



Same here, with hands!
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Re: Have you ever been to a school re-union?

Postby Raggamuffin » Fri May 28, 2021 7:43 am

Major wrote:My first grown up watch was Ingersol.
My last but one grown up watch was Rolex but when they wanted £400, yes four hundred quid to service it I sold it.
Now I have a Seconda which keeps good time.
Paying out £thousands for fancy watches nd handbags is crazy, wish our lot would learn.

Buying Rolex is money in the bank for a rainy day, the taxman cannot get you then.







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My first watch was an Ingersoll too. I got it one Christmas and it was sooooo exciting!
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