Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

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Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Postby common sense » Tue Jan 19, 2021 7:38 pm

With the previous owner buried in the back garden. :yikes:


House is in Wakefield, West Yorks and selling for 250k.
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Postby xtras1 » Tue Jan 19, 2021 7:45 pm

common sense wrote:With the previous owner buried in the back garden. :yikes:


House is in Wakefield, West Yorks and selling for 250k.



Have you done her in :kinell:
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Postby common sense » Tue Jan 19, 2021 7:47 pm

xtras1 wrote:
common sense wrote:With the previous owner buried in the back garden. :yikes:


House is in Wakefield, West Yorks and selling for 250k.



Have you done her in :kinell:



LOL. :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Postby xtras1 » Tue Jan 19, 2021 7:56 pm

:laughing:
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Postby Major » Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:19 pm

Why would anyone want to buy a house in Wakefield, the bowls of the earth, regardless of price
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Postby Raggamuffin » Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:20 pm

common sense wrote:With the previous owner buried in the back garden. :yikes:


House is in Wakefield, West Yorks and selling for 250k.


Would one be allowed to dig the previous owner up and move him/her?
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Postby Major » Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:24 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:
common sense wrote:With the previous owner buried in the back garden. :yikes:


House is in Wakefield, West Yorks and selling for 250k.


Would one be allowed to dig the previous owner up and move him/her?


Which colour is the body????????????????? :flog:
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Postby xtras1 » Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:26 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:
common sense wrote:With the previous owner buried in the back garden. :yikes:


House is in Wakefield, West Yorks and selling for 250k.


Would one be allowed to dig the previous owner up and move him/her?




Haha good idea... :pmsl:
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Postby Stooo » Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:29 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:
common sense wrote:With the previous owner buried in the back garden. :yikes:


House is in Wakefield, West Yorks and selling for 250k.


Would one be allowed to dig the previous owner up and move him/her?


The area would be considered a cemetery and bound by the laws of exhumation, probably best to plant a tree.
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Re: Would you buy a house at a much reduced price?

Postby Major » Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:31 pm

You could not legally inter a human body in ones garden
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Postby Raggamuffin » Tue Jan 19, 2021 8:38 pm

Major wrote:You could not legally inter a human body in ones garden


I think you can Major.

I don't have any bodies buried in my garden, except a bird.
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Postby Rolluplostinspace » Tue Jan 19, 2021 9:15 pm

Dig her up cover her in resin and you have a statue... phone the right group up and they'll come tear it down use the rubble to build a wall job done.
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Postby common sense » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:22 pm

Major wrote:You could not legally inter a human body in ones garden



You can if you get permission Major.
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Postby common sense » Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:25 pm

Major wrote:Why would anyone want to buy a house in Wakefield, the bowls of the earth, regardless of price



It's not a bad place really. Better than other Yorkshire places like Leeds, Huddersfield, Sheffield and that shithole where I'm from, Barnsley.
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Postby Snookerballs » Wed Jan 20, 2021 12:57 am

The Garden is ideal for growing roses . !!
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