Things Change in Life

[drum]

Starting to go a bit mutton

Get your doctor to refer you to audiology or go into Specsavers or Boots and get an audio test done that way.
NHS audiology services are very quick just now .

[Major]

Old age brings on more ailments

[Major]

Everything starts to look really big!

I imagine you are glad, Rolly.

[Major]

Become more tolerant of aerosolz.

[Rolluplostinspace]

Birmingham starts to become a small quaint village in the middle of nowhere.
The gutter becomes a bubbling brook full of fish.
The warehouse across the road on the industrial estate becomes a creaky old barn.
The pigeon on the lamppost becomes dinner.
The old Monopoly game under the bed becomes a collection of 1920's five pound notes.
The wife's nicker drawer becomes a collection of ballroom gowns.
The village pub is called The Red Lion but becomes The Red Light inhabited by young black girls blowing more than the froth off their beer.
The NHS walking frame becomes a shooting stick and the broom in the cupboard a twelve bore.

[common sense]

The wife's nicker drawer becomes a collection of ballroom gowns.
The village pub is called The Red Lion but becomes The Red Light inhabited by young black girls blowing more than the froth off their beer.
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I love those two.

[Snookerballs]

Birmingham starts to become a small quaint village in the middle of nowhere.
The gutter becomes a bubbling brook full of fish.
The warehouse across the road on the industrial estate becomes a creaky old barn.
The pigeon on the lamppost becomes dinner.
The old Monopoly game under the bed becomes a collection of 1920's five pound notes.
The wife's nicker drawer becomes a collection of ballroom gowns.
The village pub is called The Red Lion but becomes The Red Light inhabited by young black girls blowing more than the froth off their beer.
The NHS walking frame becomes a shooting stick and the broom in the cupboard a twelve bore.

[Toke 'n' gesture]

Birmingham starts to become a small quaint village in the middle of nowhere.
The gutter becomes a bubbling brook full of fish.
The warehouse across the road on the industrial estate becomes a creaky old barn.
The pigeon on the lamppost becomes dinner.
The old Monopoly game under the bed becomes a collection of 1920's five pound notes.
The wife's nicker drawer becomes a collection of ballroom gowns.
The village pub is called The Red Lion but becomes The Red Light inhabited by young black girls blowing more than the froth off their beer.
The NHS walking frame becomes a shooting stick and the broom in the cupboard a twelve bore.

I shouldn't, but...

[xtras1]

Birmingham starts to become a small quaint village in the middle of nowhere.
The gutter becomes a bubbling brook full of fish.
The warehouse across the road on the industrial estate becomes a creaky old barn.
The pigeon on the lamppost becomes dinner.
The old Monopoly game under the bed becomes a collection of 1920's five pound notes.
The wife's nicker drawer becomes a collection of ballroom gowns.
The village pub is called The Red Lion but becomes The Red Light inhabited by young black girls blowing more than the froth off their beer.
The NHS walking frame becomes a shooting stick and the broom in the cupboard a twelve bore.

well done

[Major]

Hip replacement.

OLD AGE GRUMPINESS by life failures.

[Snookerballs]

OLD AGE GRUMPINESS by life failures.

And you should know , most of your posts are complaints about something !!!!

[Rolluplostinspace]

For a man who loves everything English his spelling and grandma are dreadful.

[drum]

For a man who loves everything English his spelling and grandma are dreadful.

That's deliberate. Why he does it I have no clue.

[Major]

OLD AGE GRUMPINESS by life failures.

And you should know , most of your posts are complaints about something !!!!

IN REPLY TO SB, whichever forums I have frequented, given them the pleasure of my company, my magnificent life experiences THEY HAVE BEEN READ PRIOR TO ANY CRITICISM AND ACCLAIM.
PEOPLE READ THEM SB. if they get to them before management nit pick them.

BTW, thank you for trying and succeeding to get me banned from THAT WOMANS forum

IT TAKES ALL SORTS to make forum successful, even aerosols who contribute sweet sod all, if the cap fits

[Snookerballs]

OLD AGE GRUMPINESS by life failures.

And you should know , most of your posts are complaints about something !!!!

IN REPLY TO SB, whichever forums I have frequented, given them the pleasure of my company, my magnificent life experiences THEY HAVE BEEN READ PRIOR TO ANY CRITICISM AND ACCLAIM.
PEOPLE READ THEM SB. if they get to them before management nit pick them.

BTW, thank you for trying and succeeding to get me banned from THAT WOMANS forum

IT TAKES ALL SORTS to make forum successful, even aerosols who contribute sweet sod all, if the cap fits

And when it comes to old age Grumpiness by life failures the cap certainly fits you . .
Maybe you might remember you and the "Secret Seven" trying to get me banned on Mickys Forum but after Six Years I do not go on about it !!! ( its the sort of topic a Grumpy old fart would moan about for years to come .)