If you love food read this...

[common sense]

I'll stick to Asda and just chicken curries then.

[common sense]

He does have some real food... curried blood vessels.
I couldn't handle his version of reality I'm afraid.

Look what they eat in I'm A Celebrity. Have you ever heard of one dying? It was a mistake that it got in. I'd have just left it on my plate as I would a piece of gristle from the Sunday roast.

[Major]

Chris you're not really the person to be writing about food.
You're forever telling us about food like products you eat but hardly ever food.

I do eat some junk food, yes, but proper food too. I love fish and seafood. Have a variety. Loving tinned curries now. Always thought they'd be rubbish but the Tesco and Asda ones are fine. The Asda chicken Vindaloo is too hot though so not buying that again.

I will give you a fiver to crap on my allotment.

[Stooo]

The swinging 60's wasn't all that swinging was it.
Every city still had horse and cart people delivering milk and bread and coal and collecting rags and scrap metal.

You can get milkman services including bread delivery from https://www.milkandmore.co.uk/ and I've seen rag and bone men out and about in Bridgy albeit with Transit pickups instead of a pony and trap. They use a bullhorn instead of a bell nowadays REEEAG AN BOWNE!

Nothing left in the street for the roses sadly

I used to be so embarressed when my dad stuck a shovel in my hand and a bucket and pointed at it

My grandad used to run out into the street for it

[common sense]

Chris you're not really the person to be writing about food.
You're forever telling us about food like products you eat but hardly ever food.

I do eat some junk food, yes, but proper food too. I love fish and seafood. Have a variety. Loving tinned curries now. Always thought they'd be rubbish but the Tesco and Asda ones are fine. The Asda chicken Vindaloo is too hot though so not buying that again.

I will give you a fiver to crap on my allotment.

Loo roll too or shall I bring my own?

[Rolluplostinspace]

Chris you're not really the person to be writing about food.
You're forever telling us about food like products you eat but hardly ever food.

I do eat some junk food, yes, but proper food too. I love fish and seafood. Have a variety. Loving tinned curries now. Always thought they'd be rubbish but the Tesco and Asda ones are fine. The Asda chicken Vindaloo is too hot though so not buying that again.

I will give you a fiver to crap on my allotment.

Loo roll too or shall I bring my own?

We're talking the Maj here he'll supply enough for one bog roll per wipe at a time three or four shits a a day.

[Major]

Speaking of bog rolls, Rolly. we have started stocking up again, we have 6 x 24 packs at present.

[Rolluplostinspace]

Speaking of bog rolls, Rolly. we have started stocking up again, we have 6 x 24 packs at present.

You've used 500 fucking rolls already!!!!

[common sense]

Speaking of bog rolls, Rolly. we have started stocking up again, we have 6 x 24 packs at present.

Yes we've bought some more. Have about 100 too.