This is funny from Mumsnet...

[common sense]

In holiday cottage.

It's raining
Father in law in denial about brexit, everything is the fault of the French, lazy doctors, people who don't want to work. This is relevant as everywhere we go there are staff shortages etc and no service
Mother in law being passive aggressive about meals. Complaining about cooking while complaining if anyone else attempts to cook or offers to take everyone out for a meal.
At least 50% of the guests regularly suck their teeth after eating
Brother in law snores louder than he eats (which is horrendous) and is permanently red faced and boorish.
Sister in law clearly plotting a divorce and continually asks me legal advice (not sure why as I'm not a lawyer and never divorced)
We have a random silent farter among us
DH is sozzled as a coping strategy for staying with his family and useless
My DD teenager glares at me while intermittently mouthing Italy, where most of her friends are apparently
The dog drags it's arse across the carpet
Many of the family cheat at the indoor games or are horridly competitive
The wifi is shit

It's only day 3. We leave Friday.

[Gabby]

I’d be fucking off home after a couple of hours listening to that!

[Stooo]

What's Mumsnet?

[common sense]

What's Mumsnet?

A popular forum mainly for mums but men can join too.

[common sense]

I’d be fucking off home after a couple of hours listening to that!

I reckon the silent farter was the mother-in-law or the dog.....

Oh and doggy either has worms or needs anal glands expressing.

[Stooo]

What's Mumsnet?

A popular forum mainly for mums but men can join too.

Tell me more.

[common sense]

What's Mumsnet?

A popular forum mainly for mums but men can join too.

Tell me more.

Well it's very funny at times. Mums start threads with their problems and some replies are hilarious.

"I hate my mother-in-law. Am I being unreasonable"!

Unfortunately I'm perma-banned. My sister joined and I posed as a woman and she recognised me and got me banned.

[Stooo]

What's Mumsnet?

A popular forum mainly for mums but men can join too.

Tell me more.

Well it's very funny at times. Mums start threads with their problems and some replies are hilarious.

"I hate my mother-in-law. Am I being unreasonable"!

Unfortunately I'm perma-banned. My sister joined and I posed as a woman and she recognised me and got me banned.

How jolly.