The Mundane and Uninteresting #3

[Stooo]

It's starting to get very cold. I predict winter is on it's way

Yeah, I did the same, by looking at a fucking calendar...

"A fucking calendar" is that the same as a fucking date?

Are you asking me out?

You smooth talking bastard!

Yes of course I'm asking you out, is that a yes?

ASL?

Ah fuck it, warm and breathing?

[Guest]

Are you asking me out?

You smooth talking bastard!

Yes of course I'm asking you out, is that a yes?

ASL?

Ah fuck it, warm and breathing?

ASL? what's that?

As for warm and breathing, I am so hot my furnace spits out lava!

[Stooo]

Are you asking me out?

You smooth talking bastard!

Yes of course I'm asking you out, is that a yes?

ASL?

Ah fuck it, warm and breathing?

ASL? what's that?

As for warm and breathing, I am so hot my furnace spits out lava!

Age, Sex and Location.

Do you have any convictions for murder? I'm quite picky

[Guest]

ASL?

Ah fuck it, warm and breathing?

ASL? what's that?

As for warm and breathing, I am so hot my furnace spits out lava!

Age, Sex and Location.

Do you have any convictions for murder? I'm quite picky

Ah ok, as for ASL, yes I have all three

No convictions for murder, just a couple of manslaughter charges but they got thrown out

[Stooo]

ASL?

Ah fuck it, warm and breathing?

ASL? what's that?

As for warm and breathing, I am so hot my furnace spits out lava!

Age, Sex and Location.

Do you have any convictions for murder? I'm quite picky

Ah ok, as for ASL, yes I have all three

No convictions for murder, just a couple of manslaughter charges but they got thrown out

I'm sold...

[Guest]

Age, Sex and Location.

Do you have any convictions for murder? I'm quite picky

Ah ok, as for ASL, yes I have all three

No convictions for murder, just a couple of manslaughter charges but they got thrown out

I'm sold...

Yay I've pulled, I never thought that would happen again after the last unfortunate incident.

[Stooo]

Age, Sex and Location.

Do you have any convictions for murder? I'm quite picky

Ah ok, as for ASL, yes I have all three

No convictions for murder, just a couple of manslaughter charges but they got thrown out

I'm sold...

Yay I've pulled, I never thought that would happen again after the last unfortunate incident.

You can tell me about it after I've taken precautions

[Guest]

You can tell me about it after I've taken precautions

A rope safety harness, some flippers, safety goggles and a stab vest are all the precautions you'll need sweetheart

[Vicky]

I finally got the necklace my dad's second eldest sister left me when she died.

My aunt died a few years ago and there wasn't any fighting over the necklace or anything (She wanted me to have it)

It's just my dad's youngest sister put it in a safe place and has only just found it.

The necklace is beautiful, but now i don't want to wear it in case I lose it.

[Vicky]

Glencoe.

[Vicky]

[Guest]

Glencoe.

Absolutely stunning! The clarity of that water takes your breath away

[Gabby]

Canary!

[Stooo]

You can tell me about it after I've taken precautions

A rope safety harness, some flippers, safety goggles and a stab vest are all the precautions you'll need sweetheart

It's going to be fun getting that lot at B&Q

[Guest]

You can tell me about it after I've taken precautions

A rope safety harness, some flippers, safety goggles and a stab vest are all the precautions you'll need sweetheart

It's going to be fun getting that lot at B&Q

So you're taking me to a bbq in fucking freezing February for our first date, I'd add crash helmet to that list of precautions you're taking