Dog's Football Thread Part 4.

[Vicky]

Rangers are set to sign EPL sensation Canos, in the next day or two.

The Gers are going to triple his wages!!

There's loads of players arriving at Rangers now.

Those fuckers can get the idea of "6 in a row" oot their heids right now.

[Vicky]

Arsene Wenger has never won manager of the year and when you consider he's been at Arsenal for 20 years, it's most embarrassing.

Talking of Arsenal..

Stan Kroenke is getting ready to splash the cash this Summer as Arsenal under go huge changes for next season.

No sign of Sir Chips spending any money, miserable auld git.

[Robocop]

Well done tj sorry for you miss sunny too .tbh I said in this thread its been a funny old season.not so funny for us man u but you cannot take anything for granted nailed on means nothing its not over till last game .I've loved the banter in this thread can't wait till next season

Don't worry about the Spurs fans kat, they're easily pleased ...... I mean they're happy that they've been above their fiercest rivals for the last few months - only to throw it all away in a humiliating 5-1 defeat by a ten man, relegated team, yesterday.

Dread to think what will make them happy next season.

Umm, well seeing as you asked.. let's go with..

- Arsenal fans shitting themselves about the rise of the Mighty Spurs
- Seeing more of your fans desperately fighting each other,
- Vast empty swathes of seats at the Library, sorry the Emirates,
- Wenger's ridiculous sleeping bag coat
- Wenger's angry face (you know the one!)
- Arsenal Superfan Piers Morgan leaging the twitter charge against his own team
- Get Wenger OUT signs
- Jack Wilshere gettting into scraps in nightclubs with a fag hanging out of his mouth
- Arsenal legends slagging of the team

Not sure it'll make me 'happy' per se but the above will no doubt raise a chuckle. Again.

[Vicky]

Arsenal are preparing a £10 million pounds bid for Kieran Tierney of Celtic.

I don't know, what to say.

[Robocop]

Arsenal are preparing a £10 million pounds bid for Kieran Tierney of Celtic.

I don't know, what to say.

How about- 'I hope both he and his new team fail miserably'.

[Vicky]

Arsenal are preparing a £10 million pounds bid for Kieran Tierney of Celtic.

I don't know, what to say.

How about- 'I hope both he and his new team fail miserably'.

I can't do that Robs.

I want to strangle TJ most of the time, but deep down he's rather likeable.

I hope Arsenal and Spurs have good seasons and the best team wins.

[Robocop]

Arsenal are preparing a £10 million pounds bid for Kieran Tierney of Celtic.

I don't know, what to say.

How about- 'I hope both he and his new team fail miserably'.

I can't do that Robs.

I want to strangle TJ most of the time, but deep down he's rather likeable.

I hope Arsenal and Spurs have good seasons and the best team wins.

Ha, you seem too nice to be a football fan at times Vic. You know we're all meant to call each other mean names and wind each other up to the point of no return right?

Maybe I'll have to wait until the Euros (I can tell already that the Euro 2016 thread is going to be amusing!).

[Frank39]

Well done tj sorry for you miss sunny too .tbh I said in this thread its been a funny old season.not so funny for us man u but you cannot take anything for granted nailed on means nothing its not over till last game .I've loved the banter in this thread can't wait till next season

Don't worry about the Spurs fans kat, they're easily pleased ...... I mean they're happy that they've been above their fiercest rivals for the last few months - only to throw it all away in a humiliating 5-1 defeat by a ten man, relegated team, yesterday.

Dread to think what will make them happy next season.

Umm, well seeing as you asked.. let's go with..

- Arsenal fans shitting themselves about the rise of the Mighty Spurs
- Seeing more of your fans desperately fighting each other,
- Vast empty swathes of seats at the Library, sorry the Emirates,
- Wenger's ridiculous sleeping bag coat
- Wenger's angry face (you know the one!)
- Arsenal Superfan Piers Morgan leaging the twitter charge against his own team
- Get Wenger OUT signs
- Jack Wilshere gettting into scraps in nightclubs with a fag hanging out of his mouth
- Arsenal legends slagging of the team

Not sure it'll make me 'happy' per se but the above will no doubt raise a chuckle. Again.

Wilshere with a fag hanging out of his mouth?
Not content with hoping it all goes boss-eyed for TJs team, you're now insinuating Wishere has homosexual tendencies?

[Robocop]

Well done tj sorry for you miss sunny too .tbh I said in this thread its been a funny old season.not so funny for us man u but you cannot take anything for granted nailed on means nothing its not over till last game .I've loved the banter in this thread can't wait till next season

Don't worry about the Spurs fans kat, they're easily pleased ...... I mean they're happy that they've been above their fiercest rivals for the last few months - only to throw it all away in a humiliating 5-1 defeat by a ten man, relegated team, yesterday.

Dread to think what will make them happy next season.

Umm, well seeing as you asked.. let's go with..

- Arsenal fans shitting themselves about the rise of the Mighty Spurs
- Seeing more of your fans desperately fighting each other,
- Vast empty swathes of seats at the Library, sorry the Emirates,
- Wenger's ridiculous sleeping bag coat
- Wenger's angry face (you know the one!)
- Arsenal Superfan Piers Morgan leaging the twitter charge against his own team
- Get Wenger OUT signs
- Jack Wilshere gettting into scraps in nightclubs with a fag hanging out of his mouth
- Arsenal legends slagging of the team

Not sure it'll make me 'happy' per se but the above will no doubt raise a chuckle. Again.

Wilshere with a fag hanging out of his mouth?
Not content with hoping it all goes boss-eyed for TJs team, you're now insinuating Wishere has homosexual tendencies?

Frank you are a very naughty boy... but that would be one hell of a story too!

I can't believe we have to wait so long til the next season before we can properly start to ramp up the footie rivalry and chat again. This thread and its posters (and that includes the Gooners!) is good fun.

[Vicky]

Arsenal are preparing a £10 million pounds bid for Kieran Tierney of Celtic.

I don't know, what to say.

How about- 'I hope both he and his new team fail miserably'.

I can't do that Robs.

I know i want to strangle TJ most of the time, but deep down he's rather likeable.

I hope Arsenal and Spurs have good seasons and the best team wins.

Ha, you seem too nice to be a football fan at times Vic. You know we're all meant to call each other mean names and wind each other up to the point of no return right?

Maybe I'll have to wait until the Euros (I can tell already that the Euro 2016 thread is going to be amusing!).

I must admit Robs!!

I did a lot of piss taking during the World Cup in Brazil two years ago, but it was very difficult with the likes of TJ making all those ridiculous statements.

As I said at the time!!

Good teams don't get one point out of nine and fail to make the knockout stages.

[Sunny]

Wenger's ridiculous sleeping bag coat
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Not sure it'll make me 'happy' per se but the above will no doubt raise a chuckle. Again.

[Keyser]

Wenger's ridiculous sleeping bag coat
-
Not sure it'll make me 'happy' per se but the above will no doubt raise a chuckle. Again.

Looks like an upright version of the Human Centipede - the question is who is the poor sod with their mouth attached to Wenger's arse?

[Vicky]

Celtic have spoken to Brendan Rodgers and Malky McKay over the managers job at Celtic.

Ronny Deila was shown the door last month.

The Celtic fans won't want McKay, because he isn't "Celtic Minded" Brendan Rodgers is "Celtic Minded" so maybe he'll be, Ronny's replacement.

[Vicky]

Borussia Monchengladbach have confirmed they've received a bid from Arsenal for Granit Xhaka.

Xhaka is a midfielder.

So if the Gunners sign him, all they need is a striker and a defender and they're good to go for next season.

[Vicky]

Someone stuck a sick poster about the Ibrox Disaster to a lamppost yesterday.

This seems to be happening more and more, since Rangers were promoted.

Maybe someone should stick a poster with "BJK" outside Parkhead and see they're reaction to that.