We were watching the tv (not you, lol) and as we channel hopped (not the Welsh channel) we came across a so-called documentary about parasites that can work, won't work and live of the backs of taxpayers and spend most of their time in bed or on the net.
It was difficult to watch as we despise this kind of taxpayers money abuse.
Anyways, cut a short story long, we had a few firewaters and felt like getting up and throwing the tv into the road. Thankfully our OH stopped us by saying, "dear Chivas, you is a lot better than this miserable, parasitically inept, lazy, useless, feeble, workshy cretins. so don't them get the better of yous." We immediately apologised to our better half and picked up the phone to report benefits cheat that we came across thanks to the handy work by one of our contacts that works for public services.
Once we had finsihed reports the vermin, we had several glasses of Chivas and that is indeed a fact
Please join us in celebrating the arrival of our brand new and very modest Mercedes GLS/AMG
Caution advised: Should any cretin doubt our post, please GAFY, straight up.
Best regards
ps - mr stoo, pls keep up the good work
