JOKE THREADS

[Major]

Del, Trigger and Mike are in The Nag's Head trying to convince Rodney that there are people worse off.

Del Never give up on people, Rodney. I know that most of the time they don't seem to understand. But when you're in trouble and you cry out for help, some will always be there. Trigger's cousin Cyril's a perfect example. He owed 500 quid on his mortgage.
Trigger They were gonna be thrown out on the street the following day. he was very worried about it.
Mike So what happened Trig?
Trigger He drove out to Beachy Head. Parked about five foot from the edge of the cliff.
Albert What, he was gonna drive off it?
Trigger Yeah! He just sat there for a couple of hours, his head resting on the steering wheel. People tried to talk to him out of it but he was too depressed to listen.
Del But then, and this is the what I mean about people, Rodney, they had a whip-round and got him his 500 quid.
Rodney No! Who held the whip-round?
Del All the passengers on the bus.

[Major]

This is brill.

Have a laff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP3cwqdewis

[McAz]

A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins?

Society

[Major]

A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins?

Society

A fat tb and a skinny tb jump off a cliff, who wins???????


the world.

[McAz]

A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins?

Society

A fat tb and a skinny tb jump off a cliff, who wins???????


the world.

That's the same joke but with TB (thick bastard) instead of racist you halfwit. Here, try this:

How do you confuse a phoney Major?

Write PTO on both sides of a piece of paper.

[Major]

A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins?

Society

A fat tb and a skinny tb jump off a cliff, who wins???????


the world.

That's the same joke but with TB (thick bastard) instead of racist you halfwit. Here, try this:

How do you confuse a phoney Major?

Write PTO on both sides of a piece of paper.

How do you confuse a TB, write PTO on his ass.

[McAz]

A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins?

Society

A fat tb and a skinny tb jump off a cliff, who wins???????


the world.

That's the same joke but with TB (thick bastard) instead of racist you halfwit. Here, try this:

How do you confuse a phoney Major?

Write PTO on both sides of a piece of paper.

How do you confuse a TB, write PTO on his ass.

Tuberculosis? Nah, your joke doesn't work - try harder.

[Text]

A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins?

Society

A fat tb and a skinny tb jump off a cliff, who wins???????


the world.

That's the same joke but with TB (thick bastard) instead of racist you halfwit. Here, try this:

How do you confuse a phoney Major?

Write PTO on both sides of a piece of paper.

How do you confuse a TB, write PTO on his ass.

Tuberculosis? Nah, your joke doesn't work - try harder.

Durrr TB = Turd Burglar
It's his graphic style of referring to gays (along with ''shirt-lifters, benders, pothooks''. His vocabulary for describing gays is encyclopaedic).


I was once strangely accused of ''doing a hatchet job'' on him when I translated what his strange insults meant.
He does a hatchet job on himself each time he posts, he does not need any help from me or anyone else, take note.

Not trolling here, btw. Just explaining.

[McAz]

How do you confuse a TB, write PTO on his ass.

Tuberculosis? Nah, your joke doesn't work - try harder.

Durrr TB = Turd Burglar
It's his graphic style of referring to gays (along with ''shirt-lifters, benders, pothooks''. His vocabulary for describing gays is encyclopaedic).


I was once strangely accused of ''doing a hatchet job'' on him when I translated what his strange insults meant.
He does a hatchet job on himself each time he posts, he does not need any help from me or anyone else, take note.

Not trolling here, btw. Just explaining.

Gosh, but anal sex is by no means the preserve of homosexuals, in fact figures suggest that more heterosexuals engage in it than gays.
Perhaps Mr and Mrs Starbold are pioneers in this field given his fascination with the practice?

[Major]

Canary always has a go at me when her HRT patch has fallen off and she does not notice, otherwise she really lurves me. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx forCanary.

[McAz]

Canary always has a go at me when her HRT patch has fallen off and she does not notice, otherwise she really lurves me. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx forCanary.

Was she lying about your interest in anal sex?

[Major]

[Trapper John]

Canary always has a go at me when her HRT patch has fallen off and she does not notice, otherwise she really lurves me. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx forCanary.

Now that was fucking funny, some tea came down my nose when I read that.

[Trapper John]

Here's an inoffensive joke that made me giggle earlier when I heard it.

"I did a jigsaw puzzle a while ago, took me three days to complete. I didn't think that was bad considering it said 3-4 years on the box."

[Guest]

How do you confuse a TB, write PTO on his ass.

Tuberculosis? Nah, your joke doesn't work - try harder.

Durrr TB = Turd Burglar
It's his graphic style of referring to gays (along with ''shirt-lifters, benders, pothooks''. His vocabulary for describing gays is encyclopaedic).


I was once strangely accused of ''doing a hatchet job'' on him when I translated what his strange insults meant.
He does a hatchet job on himself each time he posts, he does not need any help from me or anyone else, take note.

Not trolling here, btw. Just explaining.

Gosh, but anal sex is by no means the preserve of homosexuals, in fact figures suggest that more heterosexuals engage in it than gays.
Perhaps Mr and Mrs Starbold are pioneers in this field given his fascination with the practice?

i know the others, but pothook?