Let Us Assume

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Let Us Assume

Postby McAz » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:26 pm

Punk wrote:
Bella wrote:So none except for starbold knows what "Ponthook" means?


He most probably spelt it wrongly.

Punthooks are the timber that supports a coffin or casket before the remains of the deceased are laid to rest.

Which has nothing to do with arses. :roll:
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Stooo » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:28 pm

McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Bella wrote:So none except for starbold knows what "Ponthook" means?


I do, this is becoming a meme... :again?:

You don't - your's is punthook or some such which has nothing to do with arses. :shake head:


It has nothing to do with the import of the word rather than it's literal description. It's a thing.
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Punk » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:29 pm

McAz wrote:
Punk wrote:
Bella wrote:So none except for starbold knows what "Ponthook" means?


He most probably spelt it wrongly.

Punthooks are the timber that supports a coffin or casket before the remains of the deceased are laid to rest.

Which has nothing to do with arses. :roll:


An arse posted it. :leer:
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby McAz » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:30 pm

Stooo wrote:
McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Bella wrote:So none except for starbold knows what "Ponthook" means?


I do, this is becoming a meme... :again?:

You don't - your's is punthook or some such which has nothing to do with arses. :shake head:


It has nothing to do with the import of the word rather than it's literal description. It's a thing.


Punk says it's "timber that supports a coffin" - even Starbold isn't dumb enough to think that calling someone a "timber that supports a coffin" is a withering retort. :roll:
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Punk » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:35 pm

McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:
McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Bella wrote:So none except for starbold knows what "Ponthook" means?


I do, this is becoming a meme... :again?:

You don't - your's is punthook or some such which has nothing to do with arses. :shake head:


It has nothing to do with the import of the word rather than it's literal description. It's a thing.


Punk says it's "timber that supports a coffin" - even Starbold isn't dumb enough to think that calling someone a "timber that supports a coffin" is a withering retort. :roll:


http://www.thesleepingdogs.net/posting. ... 5b7355974a
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby McAz » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:38 pm

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McAz wrote:Punk says it's "timber that supports a coffin" - even Starbold isn't dumb enough to think that calling someone a "timber that supports a coffin" is a withering retort. :roll:


posting.php?mode=quote&f=20&p=1339584

He isn't saying punthook though - jeez! :roll:
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Punk » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:39 pm

McAz wrote:
Punk wrote:Punk says it's "timber that supports a coffin" - even Starbold isn't dumb enough to think that calling someone a "timber that supports a coffin" is a withering retort. :roll:


http://www.thesleepingdogs.net/posting. ... &p=1339584

He isn't saying punthook though - jeez! :roll:[/quote]

He wasn't posting about whutes or smow though - jeez :roll:
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Stooo » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:43 pm

McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:
McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Bella wrote:So none except for starbold knows what "Ponthook" means?


I do, this is becoming a meme... :again?:

You don't - your's is punthook or some such which has nothing to do with arses. :shake head:


It has nothing to do with the import of the word rather than it's literal description. It's a thing.


Punk says it's "timber that supports a coffin" - even Starbold isn't dumb enough to think that calling someone a "timber that supports a coffin" is a withering retort. :roll:


It is. The wooden rods that support a coffin or casket before lowering them into the grave have this name.

I'm fed up with explaining this shit.
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:46 pm

Stooo wrote:
McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:
McAz wrote:
Stooo wrote:I do, this is becoming a meme... :again?:

You don't - your's is punthook or some such which has nothing to do with arses. :shake head:


It has nothing to do with the import of the word rather than it's literal description. It's a thing.


Punk says it's "timber that supports a coffin" - even Starbold isn't dumb enough to think that calling someone a "timber that supports a coffin" is a withering retort. :roll:


It is. The wooden rods that support a coffin or casket before lowering them into the grave have this name.

I'm fed up with explaining this shit.

I think we're fed up with hearing it because it obviously isn't that that he's on about!
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby McAz » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:47 pm

Stooo wrote:He wasn't posting about whutes or smow though - jeez :roll:


:laughing:

Starbold's posts break down to 4 categories in approximatly these proportions:

1. One-tenth - about himself (I had a really interesting bowl of cornflakes this morning - etc...snooze)

2. One tenth - derogatory statements about women (slapperz, rug-munchaz etc) - he daren't risk more because we have female mods that he's afraid of.

3. One-tenth - racist abuse (nig-nogz, fuzzy-wuzzies and the like) - he daren't risk more since Vicky and Holly slapped his wrists.

and

4. Seven-tenths about all things related to bumsex.

So which category does "bits of wood in coffins" belong to? :dunno:
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Punk » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:48 pm

McAz wrote:He wasn't posting about whutes or smow though - jeez :roll:


Starbold post break down to 4 categories in approximate these proportions:

1. One-tenth - about himself (I had a really interesting bowl of cornflakes this morning - etc...snooze)

2. One tenth - derogatory statements about women (slapperz, rug-munchers etc) - he daren't risk more because we have female mods that he's afraid of.

3. One-tenth - racist abuse (nig-nogz, fuzzy-wuzzies and the like) - he daren't risk more since Vicky and Holly slapped his wrists.

and

4. Seven-tenths about all things related to bumsex.

So which category does "bits of wood in coffins" belong to? :laughing:[/quote]

2 and 4 :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Stooo » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:49 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:I think we're fed up with hearing it because it obviously isn't that that he's on about!


Those were the words he used.
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:51 pm

Stooo wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:I think we're fed up with hearing it because it obviously isn't that that he's on about!


Those were the words he used.

And as far as not so bold is concerned there's a different meaning too.
He might even be wrong .... as usual.
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby McAz » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:51 pm

Punk wrote:
McAz wrote:
Starbold's posts break down to 4 categories in approximately these proportions:

1. One-tenth - about himself (I had a really interesting bowl of cornflakes this morning - etc...snooze)

2. One tenth - derogatory statements about women (slapperz, rug-munchaz etc) - he daren't risk more because we have female mods that he's afraid of.

3. One-tenth - racist abuse (nig-nogz, fuzzy-wuzzies and the like) - he daren't risk more since Vicky and Holly slapped his wrists.

and

4. Seven-tenths about all things related to bumsex.

So which category does "bits of wood in coffins" belong to? :dunno:


2 and 4 :gigglesnshit:


Yep - arse related - nothing to do with Stooo's bloody coffin rods. :roll:
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Re: Let Us Assume

Postby McAz » Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:54 pm

Now THIS is what you call debate! :pmsl:
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