Random Stuff Part Nineteen.

[Nucks]

Does anyone else ever mosey on up to the fridge, gaze at the contents for a moment and then walk away without actually eating anything? I did it just now. It's like something draws me towards it

It’s the light inside, your moth dna can’t resist.

Once they get to a certain size, you can’t call them creepy anymore for fear of being beaten up.

[Keyser]

Does anyone else ever mosey on up to the fridge, gaze at the contents for a moment and then walk away without actually eating anything? I did it just now. It's like something draws me towards it

It’s the light inside, your moth dna can’t resist.

Once they get to a certain size, you can’t call them creepy anymore for fear of being beaten up.

Exactly!

[Dean]

Booked the Mrs a table for two for Valentine’s Day tomorrow. Hope she likes Snooker!

[Cleopatra]

Booked the Mrs a table for two for Valentine’s Day tomorrow. Hope she likes Snooker!

Very romantic. My ex used to pinch flowers out of people's gardens on his way home from a night out. Every week. Some poor buggers garden must have been bare.

[dis]

I am terrified of moths.

Those pictures are horrifying.

[Cleopatra]

Part 2 of Trauma tonight, or Collateral, maybe. What did we do before catch up T.V and Tivo boxes etc. We should have a movie and T.V. thread.

[Stooo]

Does anyone else ever mosey on up to the fridge, gaze at the contents for a moment and then walk away without actually eating anything? I did it just now. It's like something draws me towards it

Did it look 'just right'?

[Dean]

Part 2 of Trauma tonight, or Collateral, maybe. What did we do before catch up T.V and Tivo boxes etc. We should have a movie and T.V. thread.

There’s a whole sub section for movies and tv shows...

[Stooo]

Did I just eat mouse brains?

[Goodwife]

Oh my god why did I open this thread

[dis]

Did I just eat mouse brains?

I am intrigued.

[Keyser]

I am terrified of moths.

Those pictures are horrifying.

I think they are absolutely beautiful.

I would post more pics of some more of the world's largest species but would probably get a boot up the arse from the mods!

[Stooo]

Did I just eat mouse brains?

I am intrigued.

I have trust issues with cats, when I got my last cat's bollocks cut off he came up to my bed, looked me in the eye and pissed all over it.

I get this anti flea squirty thing sent every month by pets at home and he hates it, you have to catch him by surprise and he sulks for days. I zapped him last night and when I got in tonight he was all over me, loads of attention and playfulness, bless him. I had some portioned shit to warm up with some oven chips and they break open all the time, spewing little clouds of mash. Ate my tea and went back to make my sarnies for tomorrow, there's a bit of chip guts on the board and in it goes. Except it was bitter. Bitter enough to cause a reverse gag reflex and aim it straight for the bubbling acid resting in my stomach. I haven't found a mouse corpse yet but I haven't been looking.

TL;DR, I don't trust my cat.

[NastyNickers]

Did I just eat mouse brains?

I am intrigued.

I have trust issues with cats, when I got my last cat's bollocks cut off he came up to my bed, looked me in the eye and pissed all over it.

I get this anti flea squirty thing sent every month by pets at home and he hates it, you have to catch him by surprise and he sulks for days. I zapped him last night and when I got in tonight he was all over me, loads of attention and playfulness, bless him. I had some portioned shit to warm up with some oven chips and they break open all the time, spewing little clouds of mash. Ate my tea and went back to make my sarnies for tomorrow, there's a bit of chip guts on the board and in it goes. Except it was bitter. Bitter enough to cause a reverse gag reflex and aim it straight for the bubbling acid resting in my stomach. I haven't found a mouse corpse yet but I haven't been looking.

TL;DR, I don't trust my cat.

He pissed in your eye?!

As for the rest of it
I wouldn’t look. I’d pretend it didn’t happen. I’d gag every time I thought of it.

[Stooo]

Did I just eat mouse brains?

I am intrigued.

I have trust issues with cats, when I got my last cat's bollocks cut off he came up to my bed, looked me in the eye and pissed all over it.

I get this anti flea squirty thing sent every month by pets at home and he hates it, you have to catch him by surprise and he sulks for days. I zapped him last night and when I got in tonight he was all over me, loads of attention and playfulness, bless him. I had some portioned shit to warm up with some oven chips and they break open all the time, spewing little clouds of mash. Ate my tea and went back to make my sarnies for tomorrow, there's a bit of chip guts on the board and in it goes. Except it was bitter. Bitter enough to cause a reverse gag reflex and aim it straight for the bubbling acid resting in my stomach. I haven't found a mouse corpse yet but I haven't been looking.

TL;DR, I don't trust my cat.

He pissed in your eye?!

As for the rest of it
I wouldn’t look. I’d pretend it didn’t happen. I’d gag every time I thought of it.

All over the quilt.